How to be fluent in Doge-speak in three easy steps.

[Gleb Gamow]

1. Be a fluent Japanese speaker.
2. Tweet abbreviate sentences in Japanese.
3. Translate to English.

昨夜、久しぶりに息子と夕食。すると、そら豆を食べさせてくれました。いつのまにか色々な事ができるようになってる。この後は、食べ物じゃないものも、次から次へと食べさせられそうになりましたが…

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Last night, my son and dinner for the first time in a long time. Then, it was me eat the broad beans. I'm so can imperceptibly variety. After this, even those not a food, but now seems to be to eat from the next to the next ...

[Taras]

Thank for guide.

[patt0]

Thank for guide.

Shouldn't that be: guide is thank very much? xD

[sickhouse]

Shit guys I am stuck on part 1, need help here it seems can't learn Japaneese in 10 minutes :S

Fuck it I quit!

[TsuyokuNaritai]

Even when it is not possible licking a Japanese, you still can be happy Venetian puppies by moving the English to Japanese therefrom back from it to English .

[criptix]

domo arigato 

[Kluge]

Shit guys I am stuck on part 1, need help here it seems can't learn Japaneese in 10 minutes :S

Fuck it I quit!

I tried to learn when I was a kid.... all I remember is go and booru, so if there's some kind of liquor in Japan called Five-Ball, I'm all set.