1. Be a fluent Japanese speaker.
2. Tweet abbreviate sentences in Japanese.
3. Translate to English.
昨夜、久しぶりに息子と夕食。すると、そら豆を食べさせてくれました。いつのまにか色々な事ができるようになってる。この後は、食べ物じゃないものも、次から次へと食べさせられそうになりましたが…
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Last night, my son and dinner for the first time in a long time. Then, it was me eat the broad beans. I'm so can imperceptibly variety. After this, even those not a food, but now seems to be to eat from the next to the next ...
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