Post a lie about the person above you!

[jasinlee]

^ Thinks Micon is the bestest most coolest television star poker player ever.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

^F5ing, waiting for me to comment. I think 16 minutes of hell is long enough.

[jasinlee]

^ Wanted to see the masterpiece I ordered as a commission. Here you go  http://imgur.com/T3tA.

[Fjordbit]

^ had a failed startup that tried to be the Netflix of sex toys.

[organofcorti]

^ had a failed startup that tried to be the Woolworths of sex toys.

[LoupGaroux]

^often spent hours waiting by the mailbox for deliveries from the NetFlix of sextoys, only to be deeply disappointed that it was just another internet scam! Decided to get a kitten instead.

[jasinlee]

^ Thinks wargs are sentient and understand how to spend BTC but really only ever say "I have no idea what I am doing."

[LoupGaroux]

^ Once, during a deeply regrettable moment of drunken juvenile adoration at a Con, proposed marriage to C. J. Cherryh.

[jasinlee]

^ Reads excellent literature in the high fantasy category like Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Terry Brooks, Tad Williams, Steven Erikson, and Georg RR Martin.

[tosku]

^ Is a successful rocket scientist and is currently planning a trip to Mars.

[DanielVG]

^ is freddy mercury

[AndrewBUD]

^ enjoys sex with woman.

[DanielVG]

^is funny

[LoupGaroux]

^ recently named his new kitten "woman", and is now nervously looking out the window for strangers coming down the street...

[caffeinewriter]

^ recently changed his name to "Sylvester Stallone" and bragged about starring in "Tango and Cash"

[AndrewBUD]

^ recently changed his name to "Sylvester Stallone" and bragged about starring in "Tango and Cash"

^ Didn't find a pickle on the roadside and eat it.

[DanielVG]

^ is good in grammar

[organofcorti]

^ can write grammatically correct sentences.

[AndrewBUD]

^ uses profanity such as slong and cockgobble

[organofcorti]

^ uses profanity such as slong and cockgobble

^ has a firm grasp of slongs.