Dear Diary, (personal--do not read!)

[cbeast]

I'd bet that PG read Doogie Howser's diary every week.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I just logged in and have already replied to AndrewBUD's post on one of my other threads. Currently, I'm scratching my left testicle ball nut because it itches.

I went to see a client today about some lumber. She wanted to trade something she had for reclaimed barn wood flooring for her new antique shoppe. I may have been born in a barn, but it wasn't yesterday. That said, I took her up on her offer. I sure do hope I can sell that old kitchen sink with cabinet with hand pump that has hot and cold running water and is painted green (the cabinet, not the pump, for that is rusty) and with the coolest counter top one would ever see, made from one piece of...wait for it, Dear Diary...old wood (old now, but not when it was built, though the tree was old and perhaps an old man built it, but I digress).

~XOXOXO~

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I just registered freecoiner.org, among others.

~XOXOXO~

[AndrewBUD]

Good Morning....

^ keep up with the kisses and hugs and i'm out Also very excited that you think of me while scratching yourself


anyway


You would love to see my (grandpas) 50+ year old log cabin he built by hand I'll share a pic next time..... 


freecoiner.org <---- cool

[Phinnaeus Gage]

It still looks like people are reading my personal diary. Each time I pull it out from its hiding place, I can't help but notice that dust has been disturbed and pages have been un-dogeared. Maybe I'm getting Alzheimer's and nothing nefarious is afoot.

I had a dream last night of somebody's grandfather's log cabin. Damn wish I could see such a thing while awake.

The reason I put X's and O'x here in my diary is because secretly I'm in love with myself. Hell, even when I view a certain website with Jergens® in hand, it's all about ME ME ME. This sure the hell isn't something I would do in public (speaking of the X's and O'x only), for somethings need to be keep private, hence writing it my very own diary, hidden from prying eyes.

~XOXOXO~

[AndrewBUD]

I would say it's Dementia, all these posts are yours. Can't you remember making all these accounts ?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is so weird. With all the accounts I have on this forum, I'm beginning to not be able to keep them all straight. I just tried to write in my diary via another user name that's still stuck in Newbie.

I'm thinking about getting two pet ducks.

~XOXOXO~

[AndrewBUD]

* AndrewBUD as in ^ is thinking of getting 50 chipmunks instead..

[Bitcoin Oz]

When you cant get to sleep do you count alpacas ?

[Al the Alpaca]

This is a test post to see if I'm no longer a Newbie though my status states that I still am. I have a feeling that I'm on probation.

~Al~

[Raoul Duke]

This is a test post to see if I'm no longer a Newbie though my status states that I still am. I have a feeling that I'm on probation.

~Al~

I already have the de-whitelist page open and your username writen on the de-whitelist field, ready to press the button, just in case

[Kettenmonster]

So you are on proration? I´ll take a haunch and make some smoked ham of it.

[Al the Alpaca]

This is a test post to see if I'm no longer a Newbie though my status states that I still am. I have a feeling that I'm on probation.

~Al~

I already have the de-whitelist page open and your username writen on the de-whitelist field, ready to press the button, just in case

Al is on his paper. By the way, why are we conversing in Phin's diary?

~Al~

[Raoul Duke]

This is a test post to see if I'm no longer a Newbie though my status states that I still am. I have a feeling that I'm on probation.

~Al~

I already have the de-whitelist page open and your username writen on the de-whitelist field, ready to press the button, just in case

Al is on his paper. By the way, why are we conversing in Phin's diary?

~Al~

I dunno. I'm just on my usual Alpaca Stalking mode...

[Al the Alpaca]

This is a test post to see if I'm no longer a Newbie though my status states that I still am. I have a feeling that I'm on probation.

~Al~

I already have the de-whitelist page open and your username writen on the de-whitelist field, ready to press the button, just in case

Al is on his paper. By the way, why are we conversing in Phin's diary?

~Al~

I dunno. I'm just on my usual Alpaca Stalking mode...

Quoted for Maria's lawyer to see in the morning. You, my friend, are in so much trouble, and... Wait, you're a mod. Psy is the best guy I know.

~Al~

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The last couple days I've noticed a musty smell where ever I go. To top it off, I awoke today with one of my pillows destroyed, as if...

~Bruno~

[AndrewBUD]

Anytime I go out I can't figure if I smell like body odor or the marijuana I just smoked.... Good day to you




$Andrew$

[Al the Alpaca]

Phinn either ain't got a clue that others are writing in his diary, or he's ignoring all posts. Perhaps posting an image will get his attention.

~Al the Alpaca~

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is getting out of hand. I now smell some form of animal shit mixed with a myriad of African perfumes. I'm wondering if I'm coming down with synesthesia.

~XOXOXO~

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I had a dream last night, and now I have a desire to visit a foreign country. I'm going have to check to make sure that The French-Congo is still in Africa though.

Almost done with my first poop of the day.

~XOXOXO~