Let's insult each other!

[AndrewBUD]

That bitch over there needs to be fucked and slapped with celery sticks

[AndrewBUD]

^ I'm sorry, I know it's big

[myrkul]

FirstAscent is a pretentious windbag with a one-track mind, and, unfortunately, no trains to run on it. If he could put together a coherent post, I might:

 - give a fuck what he says.
 - actually read the books he keeps trying to sell me.
 - not make fun of his posting style.

[nimda]

Micon is a blithering idiot who thinks that any business which practices margin lending is a Ponzi scheme.
I mean honestly, if you can lend at 10%, why not borrow at 4%? Just because there are people who are willing to borrow at 10% doesn't make the lenders ponzi operators. For fuck's sake, he's never even read the "Why I trust Patrick Harnett" post. And when a newbie comes on offering deposits, he doesn't ask questions; instead, he spews his same shit over and over again. If I could bother to dox him beyond his probably fake name Bryan Micon, I'd look him up to see if he's accessing these forums from a mental institute.

This post is as serious as myrkul's, however much that is.

[organofcorti]

If it wasn't obvious from the above two posts, I've opened the rules up to allow insults to anyone, and hope that the alt coiners come here to flame each other.

I just bought shares in a popcorn packing factory, and the Olympics just started, so I encourage everyone to participate.

The kid gloves are off, and myrkul scores an 8.5 for his one handed takedown of FirstAscent.  As the style rules for online insults inform judges that points should be removed if the words "blithering" and "fuck" are included in the same insult,  nimda only scores 6.8 for an otherwise enjoyable read.


Edit: Motherfuckers.

[nimda]

And there he goes again! Now he's attacking FOO.PPPPT. Where's this guy's motive? He portrays himself like a crusader, but he winds up looking like a pants-on-head doom-sayer swinging his cock around. One would think that he would be able to inject a shred of intelligence or at least some refreshing variety into his impressive load of carbon-copied merde.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

[bitcoinminer]

Your mom's so fat, she's almost as fat as your other mom that wears the plaid shirts and steel toed boots.

[nimda]

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

You only have half a brain, you half brain

[bitcoinminer]

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

You only have half a brain, you half brain

You're so dumb you thought Mt. Gox got GoXXXed by Shang Tsung!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sticks and stone may brake my bones, but a metal... Let me try again! Sticks and stones...

[rjk]

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

You'll need those stones, since you have no others to speak of.

[AndrewBUD]

Ya'll give felatio for nickles......

[organofcorti]

And there he goes again! Now he's attacking FOO.PPPPT. Where's this guy's motive? He portrays himself like a crusader, but he winds up looking like a pants-on-head doom-sayer swinging his cock around. One would think that he would be able to inject a shred of intelligence or at least some refreshing variety into his impressive load of carbon-copied merde.

You know what is fantastic about this post? This is just not like nimda at all. He's saving up all his bile for this thread. Fantastic! I especially enjoyed "like a pants-on-head doom-sayer swinging his cock around.".

However, since I've mentioned him I now must insult him: Bastard son of a Myrish whore!

[AndrewBUD]

LOL, I prefer to give for free..... Not going to lable this guy a hooker

[goodlord666]

Bitch.

[AndrewBUD]

Cum dumpsters... ALL OF YOU

[BrannigansLaw]

Cum dumpsters... ALL OF YOU

Hey FYI your dad has been locked away in my basement the last couple years. Come and collect him please. This gimp is too loose now.

[AndrewBUD]

Well you should keep your entire head out of his rectum and you wouldn't have this problem

[goodlord666]

watching you guys trying to insult each other is like watching limbless people fight.