Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
This is priceless.
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