The smile patrol

[smoothie]

I think someone got up on the wrong side of the stable this morning...

+1 I concur

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[Maged]

50 BTC received.

I had no idea you guys would pounce on an unknown third party like that, I thought I was doing good by not escrowing with anyone I have any affiliation with at all, but no, that's just not quite good enough for you, you need someone with "forum reputation". Last time I checked it took 1 username, and one password to exploit an identity here.  I pick a random guy from IRC with several months of good trades to steward what amounts to a single bitcoin block reward for us and you say it seems sketchy. I say troll thread is obvious, here's my bitcoins anyways, suckers.

FWIW the authentication on IRC is most certainly 2-factor ( nickserv and GPG/bitcoin authentication ). We dweebs like knowing who we are dealing with. You guys are all socks AFAIK with nothing to lose, there's no way to establish actual trust here on this forum, regardless of what you might think. The only way I can imagine actual trust being established is to gpg-sign every freaking post. This forum does not prove your identity and has no way of doing so.

Umm... I GPG signed the bitcoin address with my OTC identity. If anything, this is more secure.

[jcpham]

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RE: Maged, yes I know. You are just as impartial as anyone else and I appreciate the gpg-signage.

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Transaction ID: 083042014a181d6b91a65bd55f80a9394cafef1b743161e4eb9f1ecddeff7e29


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[imsaguy]

Well it is the FIRST known public bitcoin contract. Just chill man...we're making history! 

Uh.. no, it isn't and no, you're not.

[smoothie]

Well it is the FIRST known public bitcoin contract. Just chill man...we're making history! 

Uh.. no, it isn't and no, you're not.

Link?

[imsaguy]

Well it is the FIRST known public bitcoin contract. Just chill man...we're making history! 

Uh.. no, it isn't and no, you're not.

Link?

I'm not trolling my irc logs to prove you wrong.  Its happened repeatedly in #bitcoin-otc.

[smoothie]

Well it is the FIRST known public bitcoin contract. Just chill man...we're making history! 

Uh.. no, it isn't and no, you're not.

Link?

I'm not trolling my irc logs to prove you wrong.  Its happened repeatedly in #bitcoin-otc.

Have any of those exchanges occured 3.5 months out into the future?

[smoothie]

Well it is the FIRST known public bitcoin contract. Just chill man...we're making history! 

Uh.. no, it isn't and no, you're not.

He didn't even know what he was getting into.  Someone else had to tell him the equivalent financial product, and it's not even really that, either.  You could have told him it was a Back-priced bantu bond and he'd get just as excited.

Still trolling? Still butthurt? Aww....poor thing...

[smoothie]

This forum moves at a snail's pace and it pains me. 3 days to come to an agreement over 50btc. What the shit. Seriously, is this normal? Do you make decisions this slow in the real world? Why does this move at such a snail's pace? The dweebs usually make decisions faster than this in more real-time places. I imagine for every post someone has here on this forum, it means they missed out on a real good trading opportunity elsewhere.

I'm waiting on confirmations, Maged. I had no idea you guys would pounce on an unknown third party like that, I thought I was doing good by not escrowing with anyone I have any affiliation with at all, but no, that's just not quite good enough for you, you need someone with "forum reputation". Last time I checked it took 1 username, and one password to exploit an identity here.  I pick a random guy from IRC with several months of good trades to steward what amounts to a single bitcoin block reward for us and you say it seems sketchy. I say troll thread is obvious, here's my bitcoins anyways, suckers.

FWIW the authentication on IRC is most certainly 2-factor ( nickserv and GPG/bitcoin authentication ). We dweebs like knowing who we are dealing with. You guys are all socks AFAIK with nothing to lose, there's no way to establish actual trust here on this forum, regardless of what you might think. The only way I can imagine actual trust being established is to gpg-sign every freaking post. This forum does not prove your identity and has no way of doing so.

I'm rather astonished as well.  And glad you beat me to the $550. ;>  Questioning the need for an escrow now and then questioning the escrow himself is just retarded.

You know he's going to disappear in October anyway.

Wanna wager that I will honor my bet? LOL...chicken?...sorry i mean chicken troll?

[smoothie]

Looks like we've got two trolls on this thread.

You guys wanna cry and whine have at it...this is funny.

I will honor the agreement...just chill.

 

[adamstgBit]

all that and  no punchline

[Bitcoin Oz]

I can confirm smoothie followed through on our last deal if thats worth anything.

[smoothie]

I can confirm smoothie followed through on our last deal if thats worth anything.

+1 Yeah so don't worry...keep smiling!! 

[smoothie]

Down.
Down.
Down.

LOL oh no...! hahahaha....we've got three months buddy take a chill pill...or keep whining and crying...that works too.

ALL GEE TO MEEH! 

[smoothie]

@jcpham

Looks like we're already at $11 and its barely the end of August.

You will get your $550 for the 50 btc on Halloween as we agreed.

Something tells me the price will be much higher than $11 by that time.

You profit and I profit...win-win to me....just I win bigger is all 

[jcpham]

neat

[smoothie]

Woo my 50 bitcoins for purchase on October 31st are already in the green...since I'll be buying them at $11. 

[myrkul]

Woo my 50 bitcoins for purchase on October 31st are already in the green...since I'll be buying them at $11. 

Wonder what they'll be up to by then.

[smoothie]

Woo my 50 bitcoins for purchase on October 31st are already in the green...since I'll be buying them at $11. 

Wonder what they'll be up to by then.

I'm quite curious too. If they are in the negative. Oh well...=)...but I think it's an interesting concept to test out 3 months out buying bitcoins.

[adamstgBit]

Woo my 50 bitcoins for purchase on October 31st are already in the green...since I'll be buying them at $11. 

Wonder what they'll be up to by then.

I wonder if who ever is selling these bitcoins is going to make good on his pormiss

if he was smart he would of bought them at the time this "contact" was drawn up.

I think smoothie should sell 50 bitcoin now, to be safe if the exchange rate goes down to by October 31st