Wow. Posting in epic thread.
The only thing lacking is a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Surely we can all agree that grilled cheese sandwiches are both grilled and contain cheese?
No, I have to take exception with this. What people purport to be grilling is actually frying as the sandwich (containing non-grilled cheese I should add) is actually cooked on a flat griddle and not on a grill. Also, any attempt to grill cheese for a sandwich would result in a gooey mess and more than likely a small fire.
I, sir, take offence at your exception. Clearly your suggestion that a small fire would result from any attempt to grill cheese is outrageous speculation, and to do so discredits all rational debate as to whether a griddle is capable of grilling. Never in my life have I encountered such preposterity!