Zhou Tong walks into a bar...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ZT: It's been pretty quiet lately.
Bartender: Too quiet!
Duck: <>
Al the Alpaca: Can you all keep it down while I'm surfing the channels to find the two-person luge competition in the Olympics! I don't want to miss anything in case there's a repeat of the likes of Cool Running.

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

Duck: af...la...ac
Bartender: Now that you're done with the duck, let me ask you what's the first thing you're going to say to the judge when you go to trial?
ZT a.k.a. ?: Good morning, Worm, you're honor!
Bartender: And you're first question answered on the witness stand?
ZT a.k.a. ?: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Al the Alpaca: Please, Jehovah, let the case be aired live. And don't worry, Duck, for I see Burt Reynolds aimin' an arrow now.

[Bitcoin Oz]

ZT:A pirate stole everyones bitcoins.
Bartender: A what stole their what now ?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Customer: Does anybody here know what time it is?
ZT: Want to buy a watch?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: So, tell me how everything went at DEFCON and did anybody recognize you?
ZT: STFU!



Google the image's URL if you want to see where I found this.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: What you doin' Al?
Al the Alpaca: Joining an Advance Affiliate Marketing forum so that I can interact with my fellow Bitcoiners elsewhere. You happen to have a Siamese dictionary handy.
Duck: Aflac!
ZT: STFU, Duck! I'm eavesdropping.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: You don't say!
Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: That is odd.
Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: Amazing!
ZT: What the fuck is that tight-ass duck saying?
Bartender: Since you didn't master duck-speak as quickly as you learnt English, I'll translate. Duck finds it amazing that there are so many user names that Phinn's been researching on the BitcoinTalk forum who've all disappeared on the same day--September 11, 2011.
Duck: Aflac!
ZT: Is there a Rosetta Stone to rearn Duck?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: Why so blue orange?
Al the Alpaca: STFU!
Duck: Alfac!
Al the Alpaca: You, too!
ZT: Anybody want to buy a Relic watch?

[AndrewBUD]

I don't think I would be able to wear such a nice looking watch....... I would be afraid of getting mugged..... 2. It has no numbers, how the fuk do you read the time?

[bombshelterzero]

lmao... classic

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: What's the backup plan if the relic excuse doesn't hold water?
ZT: They'll believe me once my water burst.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: Hey, Duck.
ZT: Hey, Joe!
Bartender: Hey, Zhou.
Al the Alpaca: Hey, Joe!
Bartender: Hey, Al.
New Customer: Hey, Joe!
Bartender: Hey, Mack.
New Customer: How the hell did you know my name was Mack?
Phinn: You're new around these parts, aren't you?

(no subtle meaning in this post~just for humor purposes only)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: Top o' the morning to you, Lim Chen.
Formally Zhou Tong: How the hell do you know my real name?
Bartender: Dude, from the image where you're holding that epic "I'm Real" sign. It's printed on the left side of your vanity hoodie.
Duck: AFLAC!
Formally Zhou Tong: What the fuck did Duck just say.
Al the Alpaca: He said, "No more duck tail for you for one year!"
Formally Zhou Tong: It sucks being me. At least that should be the most epic thing that happens today.
Matthew N. Wright: I'm willing to bet up to 10,000 BTC...
Customer #4: I'm in!
Customer #5: I'm in!
Customer #6: I'm in!
Customer #7: I'm new here. Can I get in?
Customer #8: I'm in!
Customer #4: Can I increase my bet?
Customer #9: I'm in!
Customer #10: I'm in!
Customer #11: I'm in!
Customer #12: I'm shocked! Shocked, to see gambling taking place in such a fine establishment. What's the minimum BTC you're excepting?
Customer #13: I'm in!
Customer #14: I'm in! Are you also taking Liberty Reserves and LDs.
Customer #15: I'm in!

[LoupGaroux]

Bartender (to new patron, entering bar on a wooden leg, with a parrot on his shoulder): "Hey buddy, we don't want no trouble around here, you'll have to leave those pistols with me at the bar, along with that nasty looking sword."
Zhou: "My Gods! It's a pirate!!! If only he would pick me to be his partner?"
pirate: "arrrr, have you any simple-minded fools around these parts? I be looking to flog some of my schemes to them before I be shippin' out of town."
Zhou: "Please Sir, could I be your bitch? Or perhaps your cabin boy, I would ever so love to learn at the feet of the master!"
pirate: "arrr, away with you, filthy little urchin, yer fawning and grovelling is bad for business."
Duck: "Here little parrot, I have some lovely parrot chow, and a nice petard to impale you with when you bend over to dine!"
pirate: "arrr, hey Grog Slinger! Yer damn duck is havin' his way with me parrot, that's not very nice!"
Zhou: "If only he would love me like that..." (accompanied by dreamy sighs...)
Bartender: "Fine, that's it, the whole damn bunch of you get the hell out of my place, this is a nice tavern, not some filthy cesspit for your nefarious dealings, have off now!"
Duck: "Bitch parrot better have my interest ready..."

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Me like it, LG, albeit I believed you missed an opportunity to incorporate the phrase "three-prong approach" in your prose.

~Bruno~