Help me buy a car, earn double it's value

[AndrewBUD]

^ or epeen comparison

[AndrewBUD]

I hate American V8's...... I am a fan of the Subaru's and Volvo's.... Go Team Volvo   damn Sweeds got these ugly things right

[BitBlitz]

Not sure which is funnier: World's dumbest way to buy/sell a car, or the carmag wankers arguing over which is 'faster'. 

Dank: You can buy mine on lay-away.  It'll meet your needs. Start sending money now...

[dank]

Sorry bud.. I am fine.. Hot wife, Amazing son. couple cars, all the toys a dude could want..... my penis size aint half bad either.


But you



Lend me 1-10 million lend me car money, lend me gas money, lend ALLL ThE BILLIONS.....  


Who what where?

It really doesn't matter, you're the only one taking what I said so personally as to list out your possessions for us.  I never asked for gas money and you don't know what I plan on doing with that money so you have a moot point.

My ego needs no boosting and I come in your threads because IMHO their FUCKING RETARTED.



excuse my language but c mon dude......

Sounded a little defensive, I never said your ego needs boosting but its appearant that it is present.

FYI dank, if I was local to you and actually that kind of cash to throw around, I'd take you up (if everything checked out, of course.)

I appreciate that you have faith in me, not many people do as of yet, however, that changes of course.

[AndrewBUD]

I didn't list my possessions, lol Son and wife


You come off as very needy...........

[dank]

Toys, cars, penis, all things nobody asked anything about. If you didn't have a protruding ego you would have said none of that and ignored or acknowledge me.

It's not that big of a deal.

[AndrewBUD]

You're right... It's not a big deal.... I was just joking around,,,, to me most of your threads seem like a place to joke around... I and I bet a lot of others can't take the titles seriously.


I don't understand why you would be willing to take a loan from someone here and pay twice what a car is worth?

You can get a decent loan (around here anyway for a car) around 2% interest. You are willing to pay 100% interest?   

Seems to me you are fishing for a hand out or not being serious at all..

[BadBitcoin (James Sutton)]

Sorry bud.. I am fine.. Hot wife, Amazing son. couple cars, all the toys a dude could want..... my penis size aint half bad either.


But you



Lend me 1-10 million lend me car money, lend me gas money, lend ALLL ThE BILLIONS.....  


Who what where?

It really doesn't matter, you're the only one taking what I said so personally as to list out your possessions for us.  I never asked for gas money and you don't know what I plan on doing with that money so you have a moot point.

My ego needs no boosting and I come in your threads because IMHO their FUCKING RETARTED.



excuse my language but c mon dude......

Sounded a little defensive, I never said your ego needs boosting but its appearant that it is present.

FYI dank, if I was local to you and actually that kind of cash to throw around, I'd take you up (if everything checked out, of course.)

I appreciate that you have faith in me, not many people do as of yet, however, that changes of course.

It's not that I have faith in you, I however have faith in a car lease program which is very trustworthy if  it's insured properly.

IMO one of the safest investments you can make on here, besides a mortgage.

[Scott J]

Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

How do you plan to raise the money to repay?

[BadBitcoin (James Sutton)]

Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

FYI you would also most likely have to pay for max level insurance on the car for the duration of the loan, and pay for secondary driver insurance as well as the lenders insurance (IIRC you would have to do that up here, I'm not sure if you would in the states, someone correct me on that) You would be paying a few more than 500/month I would hazard a guess.

[nimda]

Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

FYI you would also most likely have to pay for max level insurance on the car for the duration of the loan, and pay for secondary driver insurance as well as the lenders insurance (IIRC you would have to do that up here, I'm not sure if you would in the states, someone correct me on that) You would be paying a few more than 500/month I would hazard a guess.

It would largely depend on his driving record and age. A male teenager with no collisions in his record would still be paying $7K a year on a car in this price range and with the insurance lenders want (you better be getting the max on comprehensive, but as a lender the no-fault doesn't really matter to me).

[BadBitcoin (James Sutton)]

Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

FYI you would also most likely have to pay for max level insurance on the car for the duration of the loan, and pay for secondary driver insurance as well as the lenders insurance (IIRC you would have to do that up here, I'm not sure if you would in the states, someone correct me on that) You would be paying a few more than 500/month I would hazard a guess.

It would largely depend on his driving record and age. A male teenager with no collisions in his record would still be paying $7K a year on a car in this price range and with the insurance lenders want (you better be getting the max on comprehensive, but as a lender the no-fault doesn't really matter to me).

as well as potential GPS inbedded in the car to prevent "extended roadtrips" until the lease is paid, although if the lender has some trust in you this term could be avoided.

[nimda]

Might as well try this, then add $1K / year
http://insurance.yahoo.com/a/a1.html

[Matthew N. Wright]

Dank, I'd like to introduce you to Maria. You two should get married.

[BadBitcoin (James Sutton)]

Dank, I'd like to introduce you to Maria. You two should get married.

I thought maria was already married? If not then yes, first bitcoin romance.

[AndyRossy]

Id like crap threads like this to be closed, and OP to be warned.  He cant seriously expect anyone to lend him this, on these terms.  It's just attention seeking; this is a lending forum....

[BadBitcoin (James Sutton)]

Id like crap threads like this to be closed, and OP to be warned.  He cant seriously expect anyone to lend him this, on these terms.  It's just attention seeking; this is a lending forum....

If he spent reasonable time in correcting his obvious misgivings and understandings of how to request a loan like this, it's reasonable. The lender gets collateral as the car is still owned by the lender until the payment is sent, its pretty minimal risk in the sense that you at least have collateral that you can get back at any time and is enforceable by law if you're local.

IMO When I decide to get a car I might come here for a loan (If I need one, I probably won't), I think stuff like this is a natural progression of the "mining loans" that have been plaguing this subforum since its creation.

[jwzguy]

I thought maria was already married? If not then yes, first bitcoin romance.

Fictional characters can't be married.

[AndrewBUD]

Why is getting a car local so difficult??

Can't come up with a down payment?

[Turbor]

I hate American V8's...... I am a fan of the Subaru's and Volvo's.... Go Team Volvo   damn Sweeds got these ugly things right

Volvo all the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKYludxZEs that's how a Rockstar rides