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Title: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Xal0lex on March 24, 2019, 11:50:48 PM
April fools! You will not get anything for sending merit.


So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

https://i.imgur.com/pnva6DQ.png

2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge

https://i.imgur.com/Or40BUy.png
3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom

https://i.imgur.com/82Z4ANP.png


4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug

https://i.imgur.com/CMjRAi9.png


5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

https://i.imgur.com/Bt5yzAm.png





Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: andulolika on April 01, 2019, 01:00:58 AM
It feels I can buy enough pens for 10 african new schools. You really tryna buy s merits? good pricing atleast huh.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Anduck on April 01, 2019, 01:05:01 AM
Well done, well done.. Keep 'em comin'! :)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: PrimeNumber7 on April 01, 2019, 01:08:40 AM
I don't have enough merit to buy the Mug, nor the Condom.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: virtugranaYT on April 01, 2019, 01:09:30 AM
They seem to be very interesting, I would like to buy but I have no conditions at the moment


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: crwth on April 01, 2019, 01:15:06 AM
I guess DarkStar_ has a Bitcointalk Mug and a pencil. Flying Hellfish can have a mug or 2 condoms?  ;D

I would like to be safe for the April Fool's Sex later though  :D Can't afford one



*Edit
Oh no, an additional condom for Flying Hellfish?? Lots of people want the MERCH!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Hhampuz on April 01, 2019, 01:16:22 AM
I'm expecting 19 pencils now!  >:(


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: DireWolfM14 on April 01, 2019, 01:18:28 AM
ROFLOL.

Between the KYC, Such Merit Guide, and now this?  I'll never get all the coffee and boogers out of my keyeboard.  :-\

Thanks a lot, theymos!

In all honesty, I really really wish I had 200 sMerits for that sweet T-Shirt.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: SaltySpitoon on April 01, 2019, 01:19:00 AM
Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: The Sceptical Chymist on April 01, 2019, 01:19:06 AM
I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.  

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!
LOL. 


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Flying Hellfish on April 01, 2019, 01:20:45 AM
I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits. 

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: charlie137 on April 01, 2019, 01:29:58 AM
how come condoms are so expensive ???


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Quickseller on April 01, 2019, 01:30:09 AM
Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?
Yes, and there will be 4 threads complaining about you, and 2 threads complaining that those threads were deleted/locked.


Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: SaltySpitoon on April 01, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?
Yes, and there will be 4 threads complaining about you, and 2 threads complaining that those threads were deleted/locked.

Woohoo, lets see how it goes!

I'll take a Shirt, Cup, and Condom. You can get my address from the KYC form I filled out, I made it public for the sake of transparency.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: BayAreaCoins on April 01, 2019, 01:34:50 AM
how come condoms are so expensive ???

It's encouraging to make them count.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: BayAreaCoins on April 01, 2019, 01:36:16 AM
142 pencils, please!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: cabalism13 on April 01, 2019, 01:37:34 AM
Selling myself for a day!!! 500Merits Only!!! :P


I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon! Can also cook for your Cat or Dog!
#JustNeedToGetThatCondom10Pcs


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: charlie137 on April 01, 2019, 01:39:17 AM
Selling myself for a day!!! 500Merits Only!!! :P

I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon!
#JustNeedToGetThatCondom10Pcs

feels like new market is coming!!!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Silent193 on April 01, 2019, 01:40:20 AM
Sad, i Just Got 1 Pencil.
why pencil? not Pen? everyone using pen >:(


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: charlie137 on April 01, 2019, 01:41:42 AM
142 pencils, please!

pencils moon soon, 💯


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: charlie137 on April 01, 2019, 01:43:59 AM
waiting for my 4 pencils #lambo


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Xal0lex on April 01, 2019, 01:44:20 AM
how come condoms are so expensive ???

Production of packing cost not cheap.

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?

Theymos will hire several users for this purpose.

Sad, i Just Got 1 Pencil.
why pencil? not Pen? everyone using pen >:(

Pencil is cheaper ;)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bL4nkcode on April 01, 2019, 01:44:28 AM
I can only afford a pencil just for now, not enough smerits. But please do give me a condom for safe april fool sex, please--if ever  :D.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: DarkStar_ on April 01, 2019, 01:44:44 AM
Had to dip into my normal sMerit balance that I can't print more of for that shirt  :(


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: adrianto1995 on April 01, 2019, 01:53:32 AM
iS soUVeniR SHippINg WOrlDWiDE ?
I woRRied cOz I liVE in UnKNowN coUNtrY calLed MEIKARTA
 8)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: PrimeNumber7 on April 01, 2019, 01:57:06 AM
I don't have enough merit to buy the Mug, nor the Condom.
<>I bought a<> mug and condom now too!
Do you want to trade for a pencil?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: DireWolfM14 on April 01, 2019, 01:58:43 AM
how come condoms are so expensive ???

These are special, they're reusable and made from recycled toilet paper. 


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: sheenshane on April 01, 2019, 02:03:44 AM
I had over juiced my merit I wish I could get that coffee mug. :D

And condom also to have a safe trip to heaven. :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: FontSeli on April 01, 2019, 02:14:06 AM
I need help guys!
I want to order condoms for my grandfather, but I do not have enough sMerit.   ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: mikeywith on April 01, 2019, 02:19:44 AM
pump and dump ? nice items but , nah !  i will hodl my (1) Smerit , everything points to a bullish market, i am sure that same time next year i will be able to get a  T-shirt instead of a pencil for the same price.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: EcuaMobi on April 01, 2019, 02:23:04 AM
Quote
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address

Will this address be automatically used for the extra verification for KYC? or do we have to re-enter it for that process? I don't like typing twice twice.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Foxpup on April 01, 2019, 02:24:58 AM
Since a single condom won't go very far with the trust/merit gang, I'll take the T-shirt. That way I can at least hide my matted fur until I have time to brush it out. :-[


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: suchmoon on April 01, 2019, 02:29:27 AM
This industrial-scale merit abuse is gonna give CH a heart attack.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Xal0lex on April 01, 2019, 02:40:57 AM
Quote
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address

Will this address be automatically used for the extra verification for KYC? or do we have to re-enter it for that process? I don't like typing twice twice.

KYC has nothing to do with souvenirs.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: sapta on April 01, 2019, 02:46:19 AM
This industrial-scale merit abuse is gonna give CH a heart attack.

I think we should tag Xal0lex for merit abuse. But only after I receive my mug. >:(


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Carrelmae10 on April 01, 2019, 02:51:13 AM
..I want to get the coffee mug and T-shirt,,Luckily i don't have  enough sMerit!!..how sad :-[ :-[ :-[


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Foxpup on April 01, 2019, 02:56:37 AM
This thread just topped Merit & new rank requirements (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2818350.msg28856522#msg28856522) as the most merited thread of all time (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit;stats=toptopicsat)! ;D

P.S. Is the T-shirt stain-resistant? Or at least machine-washable?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ashmodeus on April 01, 2019, 03:17:18 AM
I want condom
How long this event going ?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tranthidung on April 01, 2019, 03:28:33 AM
When those souvernirs shipped to buyers?
It is one of the best and fastest way to destroy sMerits.
Please look at the OP and we can easily see how many sMerits destroyed to buy forum souvernirs, within minutes.
;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: shasan on April 01, 2019, 03:41:33 AM
Merit trading not allowed and now you are offering to buy merit?? So now people will stop to send merit and will wait for such an offer to buy something by their smerit. I think it is a worse idea for merit trading.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: eaLiTy on April 01, 2019, 03:42:40 AM
Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?
It is possible that some salty people might claim merit rape if you buy a handful of shirts . :P

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!
Is this what we call the flying blow. :D

how come condoms are so expensive ???
Might be sourced from Asian countries as they seem to forget the word condom, just a guess looking at the huge population over there.  :P ;D


I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom. :P :D ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: sapta on April 01, 2019, 03:44:57 AM
Merit trading not allowed and now you are offering to buy merit?? So now people will stop to send merit and will wait for such an offer to buy something by their smerit. I think it is a worse idea for merit trading.

That's why I said Xal0lex needs to be red-tagged, BUT only after I receive my mug. Thank you.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ankit10 on April 01, 2019, 03:47:40 AM
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tranthidung on April 01, 2019, 03:54:07 AM
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom.
Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours?
Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom.  ::)

Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  ;)
Community Opinion - Signature Campaigns (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5125345.0)
In days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: slashz9 on April 01, 2019, 03:54:22 AM
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

you can do with yourself dude  :P :P :P


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Toxic2040 on April 01, 2019, 03:55:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/CWMGZVFb.jpg

unable to pay actual smerits as I hand them out like chicklets but would consider exchanging some WOsMerits at a 10 to 1 ratio...

I suppose if that fails I would even consider paying actual bitcoin for a coffee cup/t-shirt combo..

Awesome sauce


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: eldrin on April 01, 2019, 03:57:39 AM
Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: akopjpuge on April 01, 2019, 03:59:49 AM
Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.

Help me guys


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: PrimeNumber7 on April 01, 2019, 04:01:49 AM
Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.
I am looking at your merit score, and you cannot afford the pencil


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Sithara007 on April 01, 2019, 04:06:13 AM
I would like to purchase Bitcointalk condoms, but I am afraid that at 50 merits per pack it is too expensive. I am a lower-middle class Bitcointalk user from India. Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits? Please sir, I really need those condoms. I am afraid that I'd get HIV without them.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: shasan on April 01, 2019, 04:06:45 AM
So, a newbie will always remain newbie, Jr. member will always remain Jr. member. I mean there will have no option to rank improvement. Better stop merit option and declare that current rank will never be changed. This forum is only for old people who have already build up their rank.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: pandukelana2712 on April 01, 2019, 04:07:08 AM
Well...
Paypal did this a few weeks ago.
https://i.imgur.com/km8OIuG.jpg

And now you will do the same things in this forum?  ;D
~snip~
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.
~snip~


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Crypto-DesignService on April 01, 2019, 04:10:20 AM
Bitcointalk Souvenir stats

Bitcointalk pencil
[+100 Intelligence]
[+50 Wisdom]
Increases quality post.
30% chance to attract merit sources on topics you created.
Passive: 5 users automatically engages with your topics.

Bitcointalk badge
[+200 Power]
[+50 Resistance]
[+75 Luck]
Gives you access to restricted Forum boards.
Gives you the power to ban 3 users you hate for 24hours.(refreshes every week)
Increases success rate of Ban appeal by 80%.
Passive: Instantly gives you Hero Member rank.

Bitcointalk condom
[+300 Strength]
[+200 Endurance]
[+100 Attraction]
Gives you +20 new different sex positions.
Able to achieve 15 rounds.
0% chance of impregnating someone.
Attracts 1 person within 20 meters range.
Passive: Increases dick size by 5 inches.

Bitcointalk mug
[+500 Intelligence]
[+500 Creativity]
[+300 Imagination]
[+300 Perseverance]
[+100 Consciousness]
Every 5 sips give you an answer to every question you have.
Increases state of being awake by 48h when used as a container for Coffee.
Refreshes body and mind when used as a container for Orange Juice.
Passive: Immune to negative trust feedback.

Bitcointalk T-shirt
[+1000 Awesomeness]
[+1000 Strength]
[+750 Anonymity]
[+750 Durability]
[+500 Attraction]
[+500 Deception]
[+300 Sex Appeal]
[Epic Skill]Thanos Snap - Once used you can delete 2 specific boards around the forum.(Can only be used once)
Automatically receive 200 merits for every topics you created.
Able to deceive people that you are the real Satoshi for 24hours.
Lowered chance of getting your real identity identified by 90%.
Passive: Able to use Satoshi account as read-only and make it appear as active.(Cannot create topic/post nor change profile information)

UPDATE:
1. Added [+500 Deception] for Bitcointalk T-shirt
2. Nerfed Bitcointalk mug 'Every sip gives you an answer to every question you have', now you need to take 5 sips.
3. Fix ability word from Attractiveness to Attraction.
4. Buffed Thanos Snap - You can now delete two boards.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Queen_Amber on April 01, 2019, 04:11:06 AM
can i buy the condom for 10 merits?! :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: romero121 on April 01, 2019, 04:27:23 AM
how come condoms are so expensive ???
Possibly that might be the one used by Satoshi. :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: alisafidel58 on April 01, 2019, 04:58:02 AM
That condom looks awesome, I think I will have to get one of that.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: jcriss on April 01, 2019, 05:12:05 AM
Xal0lex You should really think about lowering the condoms price...... we dont need anymore spammers in here!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: TheNewAnon135246 on April 01, 2019, 05:18:34 AM
Looks like SaltySplitoon wants a whole bunch of condoms ;D.

EDIT: Or 350 pencils.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: jdoerrerstl1977 on April 01, 2019, 05:20:19 AM
Is this another april fools lol?  ::)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: lottery248 on April 01, 2019, 05:38:36 AM
roflmao i got 100 merits for you, hope this is real, and then i can show this to my classes :)

happy April Fools by the way, know not to take the joke too far


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Xal0lex on April 01, 2019, 05:42:06 AM
This thread just topped Merit & new rank requirements (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2818350.msg28856522#msg28856522) as the most merited thread of all time (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit;stats=toptopicsat)! ;D

P.S. Is the T-shirt stain-resistant? Or at least machine-washable?

It is a usual cotton t-shirt. Machine-washable.

I want condom
How long this event going ?

This solves the theymos.

Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits?

It's not for me to decide, sir(ma'am).


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: HI-TEC99 on April 01, 2019, 05:52:12 AM
I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.  

 


You can buy them with the .1 Bitcoin theymos is giving each of us instead.

The first 1000 users to submit KYC will get .1 Bitcoin each. I already received my coin! ;D
Thank you Theymos!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ankit10 on April 01, 2019, 06:02:44 AM
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom. :P :D ;D
You are quoted my post which was done after yours. Interesting eyes.
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom.
Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours?
Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom.  ::)

Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  ;)
Community Opinion - Signature Campaigns (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5125345.0)
In days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join.
I would like to join such campaigns till they don't add any nude images.

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

you can do with yourself dude  :P :P :P
ohh lol i can try to do that  but I don't have any experience can you please teach me it seems you are experienced one.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Haunebu on April 01, 2019, 06:08:24 AM
I just filled in the KYC form with all my details and it felt great. Bitcointalk is embracing KYC at last and I am absolutely loving it.

Now, I just need to acquire enough smerit to purchase that Bitcointalk Tshirt. Awesome stuff Bitcointalk! ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: lovesmayfamilis on April 01, 2019, 06:11:05 AM
Today is a party, and all my friends will be in costumes that consist of a T-shirt and a condom. Face control is very strict. Allowed to party with only a pencil in the cup. How all this is difficult. Have a related question? Where to get such exquisite costumes? Neighbors bought all the condoms and began to speculate with them. :-[


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ProfitIsland on April 01, 2019, 06:15:55 AM
So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

https://i.imgur.com/pnva6DQ.png

2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge

https://i.imgur.com/Or40BUy.png
3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom

https://i.imgur.com/82Z4ANP.png


4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug

https://i.imgur.com/CMjRAi9.png


5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

https://i.imgur.com/Bt5yzAm.png




;D ;D Great idea  ;)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: o_e_l_e_o on April 01, 2019, 06:16:00 AM
@theymos - please increase my source merit allocation by 376/month so I can purchase these goods. "There is no point in hoarding sMerit" my ass!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: pawanjain on April 01, 2019, 06:17:29 AM
I wish I could get the tshirt. Damn it's so cool. Wish somebody could gift it to me. Anyway, expecting the pencil soon.

P.S: Anybody wanna hire me for smoking weed in return for a few hundred merits ? LOL, that would be awesome.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Mitchell on April 01, 2019, 06:23:05 AM
Hmmmm, should I get the mug or the t-shirt? 🤔


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: abhiseshakana on April 01, 2019, 06:30:20 AM
Perhaps I should apply merit source application, so I can buy those souvenirs.

The T-shirt looked like fit me  ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: proTECH77 on April 01, 2019, 06:36:14 AM
Thanks to Theymos for this opportunity to fuck decentralize, i have been looking for ways to fuck my spouse decentralize as i have done it centralize and never give me the wanted sensation in the process of S**X. At this junction, please accept me as a MERIT SOURCE, will not disappoint you, please. :-* #INEEDTHECONDON.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: RapTarX on April 01, 2019, 06:43:43 AM
I'm too poor to purchase a condom  >:(
1 pencil please.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ePesoInitiative on April 01, 2019, 06:54:42 AM
Now now.... Enterprising people will get the same ideas for merits.  :P

Who's to stop people for selling Bitcointalk souvenirs for merit in the future? Deep down inside, I'm sad for this harbinger of things to come.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Mitchell on April 01, 2019, 06:59:31 AM
I've decided to go for the t-shirt, condom and pencil!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: wizmo on April 01, 2019, 07:02:40 AM
I would love to buy bitcointalk condoms to fuck decentralized.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: TheBeardedBaby on April 01, 2019, 07:22:12 AM
1 x T-shirt,
1 x Mug
and..
10 x Condoms please!


Can I get a free badge if I spend more than 500 merit ? Otherwise only a pencil.. thanks :D

Please theymos to derank me back to member (10 merit) and transfer my earned merit to the OP!!

In case the above deal is off, please send me a pencil. I've already paid.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Pmalek on April 01, 2019, 07:26:38 AM
Hi Xal0lex,

I got your PM regarding my address and the delivery of my mugs. Send the shipment to Tanizaki Beach. It is easy, you can't miss it. It is in Xaviera. Just google Kabopan in Xaviera for some history about my beautiful country. Like we agreed, the mugs will be delivered by Thursday?   

http://www.vicfieger.com/about/xaviera.gif


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Chandu141 on April 01, 2019, 07:40:48 AM

omg omg...  can someone merit me so that i can buy some condoms  pleaseee...!


http://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Please-gif.gif


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: LTU_btc on April 01, 2019, 07:41:43 AM
I'm poor because I only can buy Bitcointalk badge and some pencils. I'm begging for Merits because I want to buy pack of condoms :D
BTW, If Merit become to be a currency, what is exchange rate of USD/Merit and BTC/Merit?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Tim1996 on April 01, 2019, 07:43:08 AM
Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: LoyceV on April 01, 2019, 07:46:48 AM
I would like to order 8 condoms, but with my luck, and considering the date, I'm afraid I'd get 400 pencils. WTF (pun intended) am I going to do with 400 pencils? :o

So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom :o

(And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)

Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.
https://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/420116_261827660568807_174252539326320_589480_1453315591_n.jpg
(source (https://jokideo.com/dildo-world-delivery/))


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: stompix on April 01, 2019, 07:53:42 AM
Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?

Yeah, it has all the seeds ever used on bitcointalk in it already :P


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: cabalism13 on April 01, 2019, 08:02:37 AM
Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? :P if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS :D
SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/kage-bunshin-no-jutsu-gif-1.gif


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tspmhack1 on April 01, 2019, 08:21:28 AM

Interesting. How can I buy?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Cryptotourist on April 01, 2019, 08:23:55 AM
I would like to leverage 1 merit X 200 to get one t-shirt, would that be acceptable? ;D

Or should I just pencil off?  ::)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: r1s2g3 on April 01, 2019, 08:38:54 AM
Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? :P if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS :D
SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/kage-bunshin-no-jutsu-gif-1.gif

I don't think so..
I need the mug to drink and think decentralize.

Any discounts??


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: cabalism13 on April 01, 2019, 08:49:07 AM
Selling myself for a dayfew hours!!! 50Merits Only!!! :P


I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon! Can also cook for your Cat or Dog! sing you a song!

#JustNeedToGetThatCondomSoBadly!!!

Someone? Begging For Merits just for a Condom :D
Another Crime For The Year (Past Crime: Creating a Thread for April Fools' Ideas)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: sheenshane on April 01, 2019, 08:53:39 AM
I'd juiced +1 merit because that is only my available, I want that mug really impressive design and drink decentralized coffee.

Please allow me to have a discount.  :D

https://i.imgur.com/BQrPx1Z.jpg


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tranthidung on April 01, 2019, 09:04:09 AM
Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? :P if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS :D
Sure, he will.
Backward merit reversion tomorrow.
Because, Xal0lex massive earned  merits in minutes or hours with the topic somehow beaten @DdmrDdmr in pace of merit earning.

By the way, a little bit out of context, I would like to say congratulations for @DdmrDdmr, who moved to the club of 2000 merits-earned, since today.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5115154.msg50388445#msg50388445

Update:
CLUB OF ABOVE 2000 MERITS-EARNED

Rankhttp://i64.tinypic.com/288z487.gifUser namehttp://i64.tinypic.com/288z487.gifBPIP profilehttp://i64.tinypic.com/288z487.gifTotal Earned-Meritshttp://i64.tinypic.com/288z487.gifTrusthttp://i64.tinypic.com/288z487.gif
Administratortheymos (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35)theymos (https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=theymos)4067204: 0 / +22
LegendaryLoyceV (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=459836)LoyceV (https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=LoyceV)231791: 0 / +14
SeniorDdmrDdmr (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1582324)DdmrDdmr (https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=DdmrDdmr)20003: 0 / +1

Source:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5115154.msg50377211#msg50377211


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: asche on April 01, 2019, 09:08:30 AM
snip

tagged for buying merits  8)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tranthidung on April 01, 2019, 09:11:29 AM
In the souvenirs shop, I would like to buy this one, the Ban Hammer Badge.
Perma banned users might love such Ban Hammer Badge.
https://i.imgur.com/FjOqyWd.jpg


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bakasabo on April 01, 2019, 09:18:19 AM
What size are condoms? Hope they are not pencil size ?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: taratorly on April 01, 2019, 09:30:38 AM
This is the method of winning the most beautiful and creative merit I have ever seen. At the same time, April 1 came to irony. Condom nice idea. Well Can we buy it with BTC?

:) :) :)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: stock999 on April 01, 2019, 09:49:52 AM
I want a mug or t-shirt, but can afford only a pencil. It's sad.  :-[


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: DdmrDdmr on April 01, 2019, 10:15:12 AM
Are the prices set in Merits or sMerits?

The former will reduce my merit count, while the latter will need to come from my Merit Source allocation (whoops!). Since I require purchasing 11 T-shirts to accommodate by football (soccer) team, I would need to pay it back on a monthly basis (were the process to be in sMerits), whist neglecting decent posts from merit until I fully repay the debt.

Please indicate if the above is acceptable with no collateral other than my word.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: jademaxsuy on April 01, 2019, 10:33:04 AM
Is the condom negotiable? I am interested for that thing. Is it in good condition? I can sense that I can use that many times for I think it is washable.
Anyway, I know what matter most is the performance in bed. I know boys are good at it so the only thing needed is the protection. LOL

Unfortunately I have no merits but I think I may need to sell here to get merits. Seeing the users meriting this post makes everyone to get encourage in selling things with using merit as a payment. Hopefully theymos will consider it.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Iqra.s on April 01, 2019, 10:52:53 AM
So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

https://i.imgur.com/pnva6DQ.png

2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge

https://i.imgur.com/Or40BUy.png
3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom

https://i.imgur.com/82Z4ANP.png


4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug

https://i.imgur.com/CMjRAi9.png


5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

https://i.imgur.com/Bt5yzAm.png




I love bitcoin badge but I will accept bitcoin pencil too  :P


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: XCANA on April 01, 2019, 10:53:57 AM
I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: sapta on April 01, 2019, 10:55:19 AM
I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.

Decentralized Sex is not yet regulated, so the forum will not hold responsible for any problem caused by the condom. Thank you.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: markstivn98 on April 01, 2019, 11:18:45 AM
Looks like I just got half a pencil.
Or even small an eraser
He has no luck even in buying this :D :D :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: rifiuti on April 01, 2019, 11:23:24 AM
Wow condom will revolutionize the sex industry for sure. Can we track our cum data on blockchain?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Eugen225 on April 01, 2019, 11:36:42 AM
Wow. I thought about it for a long time. In the future, there will be new souvenirs and new design?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: stsfi on April 01, 2019, 11:43:26 AM
lol looks like cheap asrtwork, to be honest ! maybe hire a better designer or ask users to submit design


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Cyrus on April 01, 2019, 11:58:13 AM
I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: NeuroticFish on April 01, 2019, 12:06:46 PM
I wanted a mug, but I don't afford it, so I'll have only a pencil...

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Eugen225 on April 01, 2019, 12:09:40 PM
OHHHHH MY GOD. Sorry guys but it's priceless
https://cdn1.savepice.ru/uploads/2019/4/1/07f07ec47a8bf0c0d74fb5cfd0990d85-full.jpg (https://savepice.ru)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bill gator on April 01, 2019, 12:14:25 PM
This was posted on March 31st, for me, so I'm going to just operate on the assumption that this is real. I wish I had enough merit for a pencil.
Maybe the next time a Newbie tries to fuck me, they'll at least have a Bitcointalk condom on-hand.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: STT on April 01, 2019, 12:26:45 PM
I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.

Pretty sure procreation is irrevocably based on centralisation, a fatal flaw in the blue prints for us all.    If someone could invent a blockchain distributed workload for bringing up a kid, you'd have a product which could sellout worldwide



Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bL4nkcode on April 01, 2019, 12:29:26 PM
Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Cyrus on April 01, 2019, 12:29:59 PM
I wanted a mug, but I don't afford it, so I'll have only a pencil...

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!
There, take your pencil!

Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit :D
And for the right price you can have them too! From the group buy users that prefer to stay anonymous, of course. ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bL4nkcode on April 01, 2019, 12:37:32 PM
Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit :D
And for the right price you can have them too!  ;D
Unfortunately, I can only afford bitcointalk pencils for now. Maybe there's a discount sale for next days for the condom, I should get it asap  ;D.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: YOSHIE on April 01, 2019, 12:50:47 PM
Souvenirs that are very interesting, good enough to be made into a personal collection, what, this is the moment (1) april ?
I am very interested in souvenir numbers: 4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug
But I am not enough capital for 1 cup of this souvenir.
Hopefully, one day, I can have it.
But I don't know, maybe it's not yet my fortune to have it.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: NeuroticFish on April 01, 2019, 12:51:17 PM
Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!
There, take your pencil!

I don't know if it's generosity or bribery, but thank you and hey, I'll order a second pencil  :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: tranthidung on April 01, 2019, 12:54:22 PM
If staff can add new type of badge for the Souvenir shop, it will be great.
In the souvenirs shop, I would like to buy this one, the Ban Hammer Badge.
Perma banned users might love such Ban Hammer Badge.
https://i.imgur.com/FjOqyWd.jpg
The ban hammer badge for someone who got bans as one of tools to remind them about their past sweet memory in the forum, before the day they woke up and got banned.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: morvillz7z on April 01, 2019, 12:58:50 PM
Can anyone get me a spare pencil before theymos drops a 1000 merits and we get out of souvenirs? We will figure out the merit payment thing later.  :P

I should reconsider hoarding my sMerits from now... ::)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Last of the V8s on April 01, 2019, 01:13:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/EAYql2L.jpg


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: RuBro on April 01, 2019, 01:18:31 PM
Send me two condoms to my address in KYC  ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: PHI1618 on April 01, 2019, 01:20:58 PM
When Delorean? I want to buy delorean :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: boltz on April 01, 2019, 01:21:49 PM
I need that condom , sir!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bubbalex on April 01, 2019, 01:22:46 PM
I need this pencil ASAP, to make selfie with current date and pass kyc on bitcointalk


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Last of the V8s on April 01, 2019, 01:24:38 PM
When Delorean? I want to buy delorean :D
To get a bitcointalk DeLorean, you need to go back to 2009. To go back to 2009, you need a bitcointalk DeLorean.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Halab on April 01, 2019, 01:25:23 PM
Is it possible for Staff members to have a free T-shirt hand-signed by Theymos ? Need !! :)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: theyoungmillionaire on April 01, 2019, 01:28:19 PM
I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.
Can I have some ride with your group buy, please? 1 T-shirt, 1 Bitcointalk mug, and 2 Bitcointalk pencils.

https://i.imgur.com/Var52fy.png (https://i.imgur.com/Var52fy.png)



Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: markiz73 on April 01, 2019, 01:39:03 PM
When the Xal0lex merit will be greater than Theymos, what will happen?
There will be a change of leaders on the forum ;D
Tomorrow Theymos will take away the extra merits from the richest buyers :)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: PHI1618 on April 01, 2019, 02:01:04 PM
When Delorean? I want to buy delorean :D
To get a bitcointalk DeLorean, you need to go back to 2009. To go back to 2009, you need a bitcointalk DeLorean.
Oh my god. There is another paradox :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Dr.Lecter on April 01, 2019, 02:05:35 PM
to be honest, i like to  have sex without condom  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: akamit on April 01, 2019, 02:20:58 PM
It's most probably the April fool thing, but the items are very gorgeous. I really liked the Mug, T-shirt and the badge and I wish to get these things.

Merit = Money = Bankrupted!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: amrulshare on April 01, 2019, 03:12:47 PM
maybe, the Bitcointalk condom can help me play safer on next weekend  ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Captain_Planet on April 01, 2019, 03:24:59 PM
Wish I could buy the BCT condom ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: avroraviva on April 01, 2019, 03:47:13 PM
Is it possible to sell on credit for those who do not yet have a merit?  ;)  ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Cyrus on April 01, 2019, 04:01:03 PM
I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.
Can I have some ride with your group buy, please? 1 T-shirt, 1 Bitcointalk mug, and 2 Bitcointalk pencils.

https://i.imgur.com/Var52fy.png (https://i.imgur.com/Var52fy.png)

Payment confirmed. Welcome to the group buy!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: roycilik on April 01, 2019, 04:16:19 PM
1 April
1 Merit
1 Pencil
Current Merit 777
 :D
http://archive.is/vi5sb


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Grafschmidt on April 01, 2019, 04:32:49 PM
50 smerits for a single "fuck" condom?

I'm gonna need a lot of petting...


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Grafschmidt on April 01, 2019, 04:39:00 PM
50 smerits for a single "fuck" condom?

I'm gonna need a lot of petting...
Don't blow your load of smerit on this one!

I know, I have to lay down some math first...


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: nubbins7 on April 01, 2019, 05:03:40 PM
Hey guys you think you can send me a blunt of some awesome CUSH!? ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: hilariousandco on April 01, 2019, 05:17:11 PM
You should have added WoodCollector's bitcoin dildo:



Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Mux@ on April 01, 2019, 05:27:05 PM
Oh my gosh! I'm a little short on a condom!!!
Without him, I could catch some filthy disease and die! Help!!!
Save the life of the man and the father of the family  :'(

http://ipic.su/img/img7/fs/Beznazvaniya.1554139328.png


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: justbfa on April 01, 2019, 05:44:09 PM
It feels I can buy enough pens for 10 african new schools. You really tryna buy s merits? good pricing atleast huh.

I can help to distribute if you buy it. Your MERITLess African man is spot on here....
Peace!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Andergriff on April 01, 2019, 06:28:31 PM
WTB 1 Bitcointalk pencil, PM me guys.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: nygell17 on April 01, 2019, 06:28:31 PM
So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

https://i.imgur.com/pnva6DQ.png

2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge

https://i.imgur.com/Or40BUy.png
3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom

https://i.imgur.com/82Z4ANP.png


4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug

https://i.imgur.com/CMjRAi9.png


5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

https://i.imgur.com/Bt5yzAm.png





If I have to choose and be reincarnated and have a second life, I want to become a protection to others... I want to become a bitcointalk condom with KYC and be inserted to an attack helicopter


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: cryptjh on April 01, 2019, 06:57:01 PM
50 merits for just one Bitcointalk condom?
I think I will take a chance without one! 


https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F82Z4ANP.png&t=599&c=XOTOSSxFFHq3pA


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: ManagerVirta on April 01, 2019, 07:10:02 PM
Finally, there was an opportunity to buy souvenirs ;)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Taki on April 01, 2019, 07:18:22 PM
How the idea of the condom even came on mind to creators?!  :D I hope the user can find a partner who will get the whole sense of what is written on the package.
Can the whole post would simple appear as another 1st of April joke?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: TotSamiy on April 01, 2019, 07:47:40 PM
I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too.  ::)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: BayAreaCoins on April 01, 2019, 08:15:11 PM
I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too.  ::)

I bought as many as I could... going to try to sell them on eBay for $100 a pop.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: SlimShadyMmp on April 01, 2019, 08:31:05 PM
Aww the shirt looks so cool just some more extra merits to go for that shirt....It will be great for some beach outing


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: El duderino_ on April 01, 2019, 08:35:34 PM
Make me a green-BTC-TALK dildo please

And i consider that precious merit not wasted  :-*


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Steamtyme on April 01, 2019, 08:42:59 PM
I'm just wondering are these condoms manufactured pre or post hack. I really can't have any more kiddos running around.  ;)

Wish I hadn't wasted all my smerit on damn posts, I'll just have to go into the seedy underworld and pick a few up. 10 bucks should get me a pencil  :P


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: catfishftw on April 01, 2019, 09:21:38 PM
For every pen I buy i will make a girl masturbate with it because I cant afford the condom


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Vod on April 01, 2019, 09:22:01 PM
Merited by Vod (2)

Buy that pencil!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Steamtyme on April 01, 2019, 09:28:34 PM
Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Vod on April 01, 2019, 09:33:34 PM
Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Steamtyme on April 01, 2019, 09:40:43 PM
Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"
Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24

Priceless. Although the real gems looking at that are the amounts sent, and the "Smiley Cyrus" name change. I couldn't stop laughing this morning. Is it also the most merited post? (total Smerit received)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: El duderino_ on April 01, 2019, 09:48:41 PM
just gonna TROLL the place, i noticed i'm verified to do so.............









TROLL  troll troll  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: LFC_Bitcoin on April 01, 2019, 09:49:55 PM
What did Smiley Cyrus buy?

A weekend abusing your asshole?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: SaltySpitoon on April 01, 2019, 09:55:13 PM
It will actually shatter Theymos' fragile self if Xal ends up with more merit than him.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bones261 on April 01, 2019, 10:09:40 PM
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/75831169/im-not-butthurt-really.jpg

I had my eye on the t-shirt,
but I gave all of my smerit and
source merit away to over 600
individuals over the past year.
I have enough for quite a few
pencils, but I don't want no
      stinking pencils.



http://www.emojimeanings.org/images/emojis/23.png


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: snipie on April 01, 2019, 10:46:50 PM

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?
Apart from CIA, FBI, NSA and the other good folks, i do not know either who can pay a visit too in this great day :P
I am waiting for the final report from theymos and the % of very very low IQ in the card codes test!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: distorsiyon on April 01, 2019, 11:29:00 PM
i have no sMerit now, i did send whole 7 sMerit before to other users.

at least, i wish to get a pencil :(


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: theymos on April 02, 2019, 01:03:08 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:
+----------------------+-------+
| user                 | merit |
+----------------------+-------+
| 3meek                |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     4 |
| Alex_Sr              |     1 |
| Anduck               |     1 |
| andulolika           |     1 |
| andulolika           |    20 |
| Anon11073            |    10 |
| Anon11073            |    40 |
| Apriand              |    25 |
| BayAreaCoins         |   142 |
| be.open              |     1 |
| bill gator           |     1 |
| bitbollo             |     1 |
| BitCryptex           |     1 |
| BitMaxz              |     3 |
| bL4nkcode            |     1 |
| bubbalex             |     1 |
| Carrelmae10          |     1 |
| charlie137           |     4 |
| cissrawk             |     5 |
| corather             |     1 |
| Crypto-DesignService |     1 |
| cryptovigi           |     1 |
| DarkStar_            |     1 |
| DarkStar_            |   100 |
| DarkStar_            |   200 |
| dbshck               |   200 |
| DdmrDdmr             |     2 |
| digit                |     1 |
| digit                |     1 |
| DireWolfM14          |     2 |
| DoublerHunter        |     2 |
| e1ghtSpace           |     1 |
| eckmar               |     2 |
| eddie13              |    25 |
| Eugen225             |     1 |
| Flying Hellfish      |   100 |
| Flying Hellfish      |    50 |
| FontSeli             |     1 |
| Foxpup               |   200 |
| FractalUniverse      |     2 |
| free-bit.co.in       |     1 |
| Gren                 |     1 |
| hakka                |     1 |
| hatshepsut93         |     1 |
| Hhampuz              |    19 |
| HI-TEC99             |     1 |
| iasenko              |     1 |
| icopress             |     1 |
| Isildur (official)   |     1 |
| izanagi narukami     |     1 |
| kazuki.t             |     1 |
| kingcolex            |    25 |
| klarki               |    25 |
| Lassie               |     1 |
| lottery248           |   100 |
| LoyceV               |     2 |
| lulucrypto           |     1 |
| malevolent           |   201 |
| ManagerVirta         |     1 |
| markiz73             |     1 |
| Matt9301             |     1 |
| micgoossens          |     1 |
| Mitchell             |   251 |
| mitzie               |     1 |
| mOgliE               |     1 |
| mprep                |   200 |
| Mr. Big              |    10 |
| Nestade              |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| nubbins7             |    10 |
| OgNasty              |    50 |
| pawanjain            |     1 |
| poordeveloper        |     3 |
| PrimeNumber7         |     1 |
| Quickseller          |     1 |
| radjie               |     2 |
| Raja_MBZ             |     1 |
| RapTarX              |     1 |
| reddish111           |     1 |
| roslinpl             |     1 |
| roycilik             |     1 |
| saharovvv            |    26 |
| SaltySpitoon         |   350 |
| sapta                |   100 |
| Scheede              |     1 |
| shasan               |     1 |
| sheenshane           |     1 |
| slashz9              |     1 |
| Smiley Cyrus         |   700 |
| Steamtyme            |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     8 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     4 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     8 |
| TotSamiy             |     1 |
| TryNinja             |     1 |
| vapourminer          |     1 |
| VoskCoin             |     1 |
| Whitly               |    26 |
| yogg                 |     5 |
+----------------------+-------+

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Hhampuz on April 02, 2019, 01:05:51 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:
~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: needtor22 on April 02, 2019, 01:08:40 AM
I only need 30 condoms that I hope for in the future. Thank you, but the price is very expensive


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: eddie13 on April 02, 2019, 01:09:20 AM
Darn.
I wanted that badge..


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Carrelmae10 on April 02, 2019, 01:21:15 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:


Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

..what a fun..I really want to have that pencil as a souvenir in bitcointalk..but luckily it was out of stock..LOL..how I hope that their will be a really bitcointalk.org souvenirs..I won't hesitate to buy some of this!!..

..what a wonderful tricks..I really enjoyed your  gimmicks,,first time to be fooled on april fools day..good job to everyone!!


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Foxpup on April 02, 2019, 01:30:33 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:
So, I don't get my T-shirt? :'( *crawls back into the foxhole naked*


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: abhiseshakana on April 02, 2019, 01:50:57 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

- snip -

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

Hufft .. I've completely missed the chance to get those pencil.

I would like to have you give us "reporter badges" (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4742257.0) for a replacement  ;D


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: bitserve on April 02, 2019, 02:10:58 AM
Any idea when this will be in stock again? Or maybe open a preorder?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: OgNasty on April 02, 2019, 02:26:40 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:
~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.

Is it allowed to sell items in exchange for Merit?


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Thirdspace on April 02, 2019, 03:01:14 AM
I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.
yeah... I think there is a big interest in such bitcointalk merchandises
I'm pretty sure apparel stuff would sell the best and would help for gaining attention on bitcoin/bitcointalk
btw... where's the hat? I don't see any bitcointalk's hat :D
so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs 8)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: JayJuanGee on April 02, 2019, 03:09:05 AM
Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:
~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.

Is it allowed to sell items in exchange for Merit?

Of course, merit sources would be prohibited from exchanging merits for anything of value. 

Strictly speaking non-merit source members would not be prohibited, but might receive negative trust or some other form of scowling from other members.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: theymos on April 02, 2019, 03:12:58 AM
so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs 8)

Yes, just don't characterize it as "official".


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: cabalism13 on April 02, 2019, 05:07:09 AM
so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs 8)

Yes, just don't characterize it as "official".

So can I start making those condoms for real? :P
(Thinking of what should be the flavor of that)


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Halab on April 02, 2019, 07:08:10 AM
Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential :).


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: Mux@ on April 02, 2019, 02:50:10 PM
Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential :).
The main thing is that the potential was the buyers. Otherwise, they will not need this purchase)))


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: BayAreaCoins on April 02, 2019, 04:46:25 PM
Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential :).

Sex sells.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: icopress on April 02, 2019, 05:28:30 PM
Next time make the assortment wider.  ;D
T-shirts for miners, hodlers and members of the forum.

https://i.imgur.com/sNuqiHG.gif


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: LoyceV on April 02, 2019, 06:25:47 PM
So can I start making those condoms for real? :P
They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: OgNasty on April 02, 2019, 07:20:15 PM
So can I start making those condoms for real? :P
They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: hilariousandco on April 02, 2019, 07:28:26 PM
So can I start making those condoms for real? :P
They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.

;D. Can we get a brain condom for when we have to read posts by cryptohunter? Maybe bitcointalk branded tin foil hats would be a good idea.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: JayJuanGee on April 02, 2019, 07:46:40 PM
So can I start making those condoms for real? :P
They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.

;D. Can we get a brain condom for when we have to read posts by cryptohunter? Maybe bitcointalk branded tin foil hats would be a good idea.

Anyone who has 5 or more posts in the flat earth thread supporting the proposition that the earth is flat (prior to the announcement of the award) receives a free deluxe version of the bitcointalk branded tin foil hat... with extra super bandwidth protectiveness built in.


Title: Re: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org
Post by: El duderino_ on April 04, 2019, 10:42:02 AM
I'm expecting 19 pencils now!  >:(

me just one or that green dildo