Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org

[cryptjh]

50 merits for just one Bitcointalk condom?
I think I will take a chance without one! 

[ManagerVirta]

Finally, there was an opportunity to buy souvenirs

[Taki]

How the idea of the condom even came on mind to creators?!   I hope the user can find a partner who will get the whole sense of what is written on the package.
Can the whole post would simple appear as another 1st of April joke?

[TotSamiy]

I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too. 

[BayAreaCoins]

I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too. 

I bought as many as I could... going to try to sell them on eBay for $100 a pop.

[SlimShadyMmp]

Aww the shirt looks so cool just some more extra merits to go for that shirt....It will be great for some beach outing

[El duderino_]

Make me a green-BTC-TALK dildo please

And i consider that precious merit not wasted 

[Steamtyme]

I'm just wondering are these condoms manufactured pre or post hack. I really can't have any more kiddos running around. 

Wish I hadn't wasted all my smerit on damn posts, I'll just have to go into the seedy underworld and pick a few up. 10 bucks should get me a pencil 

[catfishftw]

For every pen I buy i will make a girl masturbate with it because I cant afford the condom

[Vod]

Merited by Vod (2)

Buy that pencil!

[Steamtyme]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.

[Vod]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24

[Steamtyme]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"
Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24

Priceless. Although the real gems looking at that are the amounts sent, and the "Smiley Cyrus" name change. I couldn't stop laughing this morning. Is it also the most merited post? (total Smerit received)

[El duderino_]

just gonna TROLL the place, i noticed i'm verified to do so.............









TROLL  troll troll           

[LFC_Bitcoin]

What did Smiley Cyrus buy?

A weekend abusing your asshole?

[SaltySpitoon]

It will actually shatter Theymos' fragile self if Xal ends up with more merit than him.

[bones261]

I had my eye on the t-shirt,
but I gave all of my smerit and
source merit away to over 600
individuals over the past year.
I have enough for quite a few
pencils, but I don't want no
      stinking pencils.

[snipie]

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?

Apart from CIA, FBI, NSA and the other good folks, i do not know either who can pay a visit too in this great day
I am waiting for the final report from theymos and the % of very very low IQ in the card codes test!

[distorsiyon]

i have no sMerit now, i did send whole 7 sMerit before to other users.

at least, i wish to get a pencil

[theymos]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:

+----------------------+-------+
| user                 | merit |
+----------------------+-------+
| 3meek                |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     4 |
| Alex_Sr              |     1 |
| Anduck               |     1 |
| andulolika           |     1 |
| andulolika           |    20 |
| Anon11073            |    10 |
| Anon11073            |    40 |
| Apriand              |    25 |
| BayAreaCoins         |   142 |
| be.open              |     1 |
| bill gator           |     1 |
| bitbollo             |     1 |
| BitCryptex           |     1 |
| BitMaxz              |     3 |
| bL4nkcode            |     1 |
| bubbalex             |     1 |
| Carrelmae10          |     1 |
| charlie137           |     4 |
| cissrawk             |     5 |
| corather             |     1 |
| Crypto-DesignService |     1 |
| cryptovigi           |     1 |
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| digit                |     1 |
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| DoublerHunter        |     2 |
| e1ghtSpace           |     1 |
| eckmar               |     2 |
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| Flying Hellfish      |   100 |
| Flying Hellfish      |    50 |
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| Foxpup               |   200 |
| FractalUniverse      |     2 |
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| Gren                 |     1 |
| hakka                |     1 |
| hatshepsut93         |     1 |
| Hhampuz              |    19 |
| HI-TEC99             |     1 |
| iasenko              |     1 |
| icopress             |     1 |
| Isildur (official)   |     1 |
| izanagi narukami     |     1 |
| kazuki.t             |     1 |
| kingcolex            |    25 |
| klarki               |    25 |
| Lassie               |     1 |
| lottery248           |   100 |
| LoyceV               |     2 |
| lulucrypto           |     1 |
| malevolent           |   201 |
| ManagerVirta         |     1 |
| markiz73             |     1 |
| Matt9301             |     1 |
| micgoossens          |     1 |
| Mitchell             |   251 |
| mitzie               |     1 |
| mOgliE               |     1 |
| mprep                |   200 |
| Mr. Big              |    10 |
| Nestade              |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| nubbins7             |    10 |
| OgNasty              |    50 |
| pawanjain            |     1 |
| poordeveloper        |     3 |
| PrimeNumber7         |     1 |
| Quickseller          |     1 |
| radjie               |     2 |
| Raja_MBZ             |     1 |
| RapTarX              |     1 |
| reddish111           |     1 |
| roslinpl             |     1 |
| roycilik             |     1 |
| saharovvv            |    26 |
| SaltySpitoon         |   350 |
| sapta                |   100 |
| Scheede              |     1 |
| shasan               |     1 |
| sheenshane           |     1 |
| slashz9              |     1 |
| Smiley Cyrus         |   700 |
| Steamtyme            |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     8 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     4 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     8 |
| TotSamiy             |     1 |
| TryNinja             |     1 |
| vapourminer          |     1 |
| VoskCoin             |     1 |
| Whitly               |    26 |
| yogg                 |     5 |
+----------------------+-------+

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.