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The boys over at JD (https://just-dice.com/) decided it would be a good idea to start a community drawing.
Basically, Whoever wants to their (or someone elses) username featured in this art shall tip and have the name drawn onto the tree of dicks. Size of the dick drawn shall be proportional to the amount tipped and there is no upper nor lower limit to have your or another username featured.

I will be posting the picture below and updating it as people pledge towards having their name carved onto the tree of dicks.

https://i.imgur.com/UqRuWqZ.png

Dick tree branches so far:

AKCoinMiner (The one dick tree to rule them all)
Dreama (Dick tree seed)
Zolace (First branch of dick tree)
manl (The small branch of the dick tree)
May (Droopy dick tree branch)
uvwvj (The smaller branch of the dick tree)
ricky (Smallest dick tree branch possible)
Homo (Possibly black branch of dick tree)
Bazza (The trunk of the dick tree)
Pnut (Annoying branch of the dick tree)
Road2wealth (Massive branch of the dick tree)
Blazedout419 (Look at his dick tree balls!)
AltcoinPros (6 inches of raging blinged out dick branch)
a1choi (The asian branch of the dick tree)
BazzaBot (Robo dick branch)
Battlr (Happy birthday dick branch)
Luckyb.it (http://luckyb.it) (The devil's triangle dick branch)
Huntercoin (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=435170.0) (The dick branch that is a game)
dooglus (Complete with maple syrup dick branch drippings)
Miley Cyrus (Twerkin' on her firewang tire swing)
Bit.do/dicks (http://Bit.do/dicks) (Shameless dick branch)
Loidy (A very lucky dick branch)
Moneypot.com (https://www.moneypot.com/play) (Radical new chart gambling dick branch)
PocketRocketCasino (https://prcdice.eu?af=KLYE) (The dick branch of the degen family)
Ruru (Rolex wearing branch of the dick tree)
Dice.Ninja (https://Dice.Ninja) (The midnight black dice ninja branch) <-- Cunts
andu (High in the sky dick branch)

As the tree of dicks grows taller I shall extend the picture. The goal is to reach space and the moon and planets with a glorious dick tree.
Every few days I will also compile a gif showing the growth of the dick tree from previous posts!
*Tree has extended past the scope of the original picture!*

Dick upgrading, giving other dicks diseases and buying Dicksurance™:

In this time of great technology as well as medical miracles it's now possible to both accessorize your dick as well as grow it to lengths longer then previously thought possible.. Just because your dick branch starts off one size does not mean you are stuck with it forever!
You can (for a nominal fee) have your dick branch extended! Also adding cool custom accessories to your dick is way to make it stand out from the crowd! If you can think it, It can be added (more than likely)!

Another new feature is the ability to give your dick branch (or others) infectious diseases! Herpes, clamidya, maple syrup drip dick..
If you can imagine it and have the BTC to back your biological warfare against another dick branch by all means spread the "love".

In order to combat this new feature, The dick branches can now be insured with KLYE-brand Dicksurance™!
This prevents others from infecting your dick branch with any sort of nasty saber toothed crotch crickets or any other unwanted nastiness!
Dicksurance™ costs are on a case to case basis and protect indefinitely! Names listed above marked in bold italics have Dicksurance™!


Physical painting prize:
It was mentioned by a fellow BTC user that it would be fun to have an oil and canvas painting of this picture done. I whole heartedly agree.
So, Whomever pledges the largest amount shall receive a hand painted version of this painting as it is on December 31st, 2014.
Depending on the size of the picture at that time will depend on the size of the canvas used and I will do my best to reproduce its state.

First round oil painting winner: AKCoinMiner (still need to purchase paints for this one)

THE SECOND ROUND OF PAINTING (New dick tree) STARTS WHEN NEW WEBSITE IS LAUNCHED.

Feel free to pop into the chat at Just-Dice (https://just-dice.com/) if you would like to learn more!
Alternatively if you do not wish to pop into the chat, feel free to post in the thread below with TXID or PM me.
Any pledges for a branch can be sent to: 1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv
(Some altcoins accepted! CLAM, GP, LTC, Dogeshit and basically anything else trade-able)

Discounts for buying multiple dick branches at once are available. Post requests below or via PM. :)

Please remember to include what username you want as well as any colour preference !

Cheers,

Kyle.T

It's a great idea !
I know a lot of people paying for this kind of services !  ;D

haha, maybe because of your PD signature    ::)

Someone in PRC with your username requested you have a branch..  ;D

The growth so far (as of september 10th):

https://i.imgur.com/G0mHp5b.gif

Ricky's dick is smaller, but it's easier to read than.... uvwujl?

That's certainly... unique. How much for one that reaches to the moon? :)

uvwvj

The hope is to eventually build the dick tree into outer space.
A moon reaching erection would be a decent amount of BTC I imagine.

HAHAHAHA This is great.

Thanks man. :)

LOL.

How much for me to get the biggest dick in the picture?

Biggest dick is currently owned by Bazza and he paid ~ .01 for it.. Dick branch size = pledge amount.

Someone will eventually throw in 1 BTC because of e-peen syndrome.

Anything is possible.. A 1 BTC pledge would probably break the earth's atmosphere and align itself with a firm erectory towards the moon, Allowing other dick branches to experience the wonders of zero gravity wang space flight.

Yeah, real mature!

hahaha, nice to see new dicks showing up since last night..keep up the good work lol

Will tell it to people from the 5th grade, I guess they will love it.

Not sure if they will get some Bitcoins from their mons, though

lol this is funny!  ;D

Middle Schoolers are the ones keeping this "service" running

Not true at all. The average branch buyer is a male from the ages of 18-35.

And with nothing better to do with their coins. :)

just can't stop laughing... What an idea.
Are you just speculating about the age range? I think it would be the lower and the above age.

No, that is the age range I've confirmed thus far.. Clearly this drawing is not for children. :D

LOL this is funny!  Of all the dumb things I have spent coins on this will be one of the best!

I have added your branch Blazed! Behold the glory that is the mighty dick tree!

It's growing quite vigorously!

Only one black dick, it's discriminating!

Please put: Hariff
And if you can put a lumo condom on it.
Thanks!

Lol that was a great idea!
These cartoony dicks look gorgeous!
I am looking forward to see the final result!

No, they're ugly and hairy

I feel very sophisticated now that I am a patron of the fine arts. 

Please put "CrackedLogic"

I think he's a dick.  ;D

Then why put it on a public forum where all souls can see it?

Have you got a pledge to have a dick branch grafted on?

This is also very possible! What is your pledge?

YOU STILL have not learned that you shouldn't gamble anymore Kyle? Jesus Christ and I thought my addiction was bad.

Well, Considering that I'm working again and paying back investors your opinion means about as much as well.. It doesn't.
Keep your nose out of my business kingofshit. ;)

You don't get it. You're life is nowhere as fruitful and grand as it could be while not giving up your gambling addiction. I worked and gambled, my friends were the chat rooms and occasionally a real life friend here n there. I lost many people, so much of my teenage years and everything to gambling. It is amazing to be clean for awhile now and I would truly recommend getting help klye.

Yep, you're totally healed and your past indiscretions clearly do not matter as you are "clean" now.

Get off your fucking high horse bud.

Gambling isn't the problem... gambling and losing is the issue! :D

gj bb

I want to be a tree next to a tree vagina penis :D

It's stupid, but if it helps OP pay back some debts than we shouldn't judge... needs to earn the money somehow, although to have a dick on a tree, I think I'm OK not paying money haha..

Is it sad that as a grown man I actually find this quite amusing?

Not at all.

bb are you going to put your tree of dicks growing on your OP? I like the dick by dick build rofl

Not paying BTC? what if I made a rule that people could pay BTC NOT to be put on the tree? :P

That would be a good idea, but some may not mind or they may find it amusing.

LMAO.. I want one.. How much??

Up to you Bob. Bigger pledge = bigger branch!

Look at the high roller tab. You lost it all again.

0.1 good enough?

Its gotta be nice, circumcised and fairly large..

Also, can it be wearing a gold chain that says AltCoinPros??

If yo you have a deal and post the address.

I think you can only be a Altcoinpro if you have >20,000 Huntercoin :P

lol funny idea, made me laugh a lot....I'm going to bookmark this thread and come back here from time to time to see how the tree is growing and have a good laugh .

nice one, grats.

PS: next time think about a boobs tree, it's more likely I'd join....don't like the idea of other's dicks sticking to mine  ;D ;D

How intensely homophobic

Do not be scared of sharing the love

This thread is amazing  :D

How much for 6 inch dick laying on the tree (not erected)?

Obscene, childish, vulgar, immature, unfunny, distasteful, annoying, wasteful of resources

Trolly, unsupportive, gay, off subject, whiney, annoying

btw I like your ponzi signature ad...  ::)

When using the word "gay" as an adjective apart from describing humans,

"light-hearted and carefree."

Thank you

Also, "trolly", "unsupportive", and "whiney" are not words.

Obvious ponzi sig is still obvious.

Not even KLYE would advertise that shit.

When I use the word gay I mean it like:

"The gay little kid who gets beat up at school and later in life enjoys big back dicks shoved in or around his mouth/butthole."

http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/unsupportive
http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/whiney
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

That's quite homophobic, you're using the term in a negative context.

I like homos and carpet munchers.

wtf is a huntercoin?
:D

Magic internet money of course! :)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=435170.0

anyways back on the topic of dicks! Sry bb :P

WTF... where is my 0.1 BTC Cock with the AltCoinPros gold chain!

 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

LOL... I want my cock!

Looks like you got scammed of your cock

Pity

that would suffice I imagine given the custom nature of this branch

A 6 inch flaccid dick branch is going to cost a fair amount.. .12 atleast. (can draw smaller for less of course!)

Ok put here up.. 6 inches and a nice thickness.. not too think though.. once you do that post the addy and I'll send you the coin.

I'll send you a bit extra if you really bling out the gold chain.

Sounds like we have a deal sir. *goes to grab a ruler*

1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv

Going to start working on it now. :)

Updated the OP to include your request.. that dick TOWERS over the others.. Had to extend the picture upwards again..!

Amazing.. post an address and i'll send the btc over right away.

1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv

wow you make mine feel so small now  :-[

Paid!

we doing big things here bro.. you know how it is!   ;)

Just cuz im curious.. How much to riddle blazedout's cock full of herpies??

 ;) :D ;D

Im just kidding.

LOL

.025 And I'll add a few sores. :P

Also thank you for the pledge + tip bob!

That dick is pretty fucking massive.. I may draw a plane flying by it next installment. :D

my pleasure it was fun

How much money have you made from this?

The biggest penis is white. Seems fake   :D

How would you know, unless you specialize in male genitalia

My penis is real dude.. Yes that's right... REAL!

Deal with it!

:p

 ;D ;D ;D I appreciate the kind words. My hope is that the dick tree eventually grows into space and sodomizes the moon and other planets.
I'm enjoying creating it as well as the response I am getting from people. Dick tree to the moon!

Yolo swag  ;D

No, Just no.

I want a few more..... Can I get a package deal?

Absolutely Bob!

As a dick tree enthusiast I am willing to offer you a discount of course!
Who would you like drawn up and any special instructions?

yeah, let me work out the kinks and figure it out.. Ima need about 30 though! All wearing gold altcoinpros chains

Bahahahahahahah. 30?! Not going to lie. I burst out laughing when I read that.

I need one for every member!

Come up with the list and I will gladly start working on it. 30 dicks will populate the dick tree very very nicely. We may even reach low earth orbit with such explosive growth!

Ok i'll hit you up tomorrow some time

Sounds good, I work tomorrow during the day time though so after work assuming the list is done I can start populating the dick tree with your request!

As for anyone else debating getting a branch I suggest doing it now.. As it seems I will probably be booked up time wise for tomorrow. :P

this is probably a great source for advertising!  Think about all the eyeballs (and dicks) watching this picture grow.

Also, i love my cock on this tree.

Thank you for the kind words sir!

Posting to follow along with this dick tree goodness.

UPDATED growth moving picture!

https://i.imgur.com/LYRbbCk.gif

Look at that thing grow!

Klye...I think you found your true life calling here.  Amazing tree of cocks we have here...just amazing.

This is my secondary job at the moment. I enjoy drawing art very much and the response I have gotten from the community thus far has been amazing.. Be careful though Blazed.. Someone was speaking about giving you herpies on your branch. :D

Updated OP to include an idea given to me.

The largest pledging member of the dick tree shall receive an oil painting on canvas of the dick tree some time in the new year.
With December 31st's state of the tree being hand painted by myself and sent to whomever has grown the dick tree the most.
Something to hang in your livingroom proudly!

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Hahahah that's awesome, congrats on your tree of dicks :D

I might have to chip in for an mBit dick just to make it into this piece of history. Hope this is the first thread that pops up in a Google search for "Bitcoin" when it hits $10,000  :D

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies.. ;D

Lmao! That would be hilarious. Google bitcoin and the first thing that pops up is the tree of dicks.. bahahaha

A man can dream I guess!

Wow what a tree, how much did the biggest dick cost?

This is hilarious, that biggest one is just too much, how much was it? 10BTC? :)

I bet he was given an offer he couldn't refuse  ;D

Not nearly that amount! Lets just say that if you want a bigger dick branch though you are looking at > 0.1 BTC. ;)

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

Now you're starting to sound like Martin Luther King

I will gladly step up to the plate and be hailed as the Martin Luther King of dick tree based artforms.

How ambitious.

Do you plan on making a living out of this?

This is a side job currently. I am working for a landscaping company in town currently and decided to take on this project as a means to express myself through my art as well as have a fun community based picture created while making a small amount of BTC on the side to aid in me paying back my investors from the klyemax fiasco. :)

Cheers

I may be blind...but I have seen the glory of the coming of the dick tree

Was that an intentional pun?

^ Bahahahaha. "coming of the dick tree"
Sadly, no one has requested a cumming branch yet.. that would be highly amusing.

I really am starting to see the light hearted side of this, I hope one day you'll chase your dreams of building that dick tree

Somebody should throw down for a dick-treehouse to be built in there.

That sir is an absolutely genius idea! Even a small birdhouse with some dick pigeons flying about..!

Huntercoin is great, and the fact that it is now immortalized on the dick tree furthers its place in the crypto world!

I have been enjoying the growth of the tree of dicks... definite guilty pleasure haha...

keep it up!

Thank you sir! Its been fun creating it and working with those pledging towards the growth of the dick tree. :D
Hopefully we can get another large branch started upwards so I can extend the picture upwards into the sky some more so I can have greater room to work!

The bush of vagina for those of you disgusted by the amount of dicks: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=782844.0

Kinda shocking.  Posting here so that I can see how big the tree ends up growing.  Wow.

go klye~~  another masterpiece in the making.  But i'm biased, i think the Tree of Dicks has more lasting power.  (more stamina!)

I also think that the tree of dicks will be more popular than the bush of vagina.. the simplicity and humour of it far exceeds my expectations already!

What happens when something rubs against it? Does it get bigger?

LOL this is good.

I have to get back to you on a name, on who recently scammed me.

Question about the oil painting.

Since I gave 3000HUC what if on Dec 31 that is worth 30BTC? Am I pegged at current market BTC exchange at the time or the transaction or ?

Good question bb! I think I'm going to have to go with whattever current prices are on dec 31st, 2014.
WHo knows, You may be hanging the dick tree in your living room!

From what I heard if you rub against it the right way the branches shoot "pollen" everywhere!

I swear I'll hang it proudly bb :D  Thanks man and cheers.

I need a cock extension.. Mine always need to clearly be the biggest one up there..

Please get it taken care of and put it on my tab! ;)

Ima little busy right now but will get to paying you before I fall asleep tonight.. then tomorrow I will get you the list for the 30 cocks that I need for my group members.

BIG!

That cock extension isn't going to be cheap! As you can see AKCoindigger has shattered the surface of the moon!

OMG..

That is fucking huge.. Ok, here we go..

I'll pay 0.2BTC to have you extend my cock up past the moon and I want to knock Saturn out of its rings with the tip on my cock, and once my cock is through the rings I want a AltCoinPros Flag placed on the top of my cock...

GO!

AKcoin won 80+ BTC on PRCdice and used some of it for great enjoyment:

https://i.imgur.com/rKLMQxu.png

 ;D ;D ;D


TO TEH MOON

He paid 1.16 btc for that cock?

Yes.

He said he will use it partly for repayment tomorrow, so I hope so.

Hahahaha, I appreciate your enthusiasm Bob! I would be willing to extend your cock for .2 BTC but as you can see above a dick branch that would sodomize saturns rings is going to be a small fortune.

AKCoinDigger went all out for his cockzilla of a dick tree! 0_0

A vulgar display of cock power. I can confirm he did indeed pledge 1.16 BTC in order to have the largest dick tree.
It's stand alone, and no other cocks are to grow from it I have been instructed. I will probably add polar bear and pine tree pubes to it tomorrow as requested.

Well I see a big difference there. I'm placing no rules on not having other cocks on my cock. That allows you yo use that space and make money on it which you cant do on that monster cock. So 0.2 sounds more then fair under those circumstances. Dont ya think?

This is a bit disturbing in a funny way. I bet these drawings truly reflect what they see or kinda see ;D

send me an addy for the bush pics too..

Pretty sure he is just using his https://blockchain.info/address/1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv address.

Thanks, just made the payment.

Getting 357$ for drawing a few dicks in paint, not bad salary  ::)

I dont see that payment anywhere

It was a P2P transfer on PRCdice, AKCoin is a known dice whale (won 80+ BTC last ~2 days on PRC) and multiple people were there, so it did really happen :P

That means more than 900$ sallary then...i get that for more than 1.5 month of hard work.

Its kind of disappointing to see people participate in something that is so unprofessional  and done by a guy who scammed people for a 25 BTC investment  and blew that on Gambling. If he uses this to repay it to investors then good. If he blows it on gambling again. Shame on you guys.

Maybe you should work less and think more  :D

Just buy 1-10BTC worth of HUC @ .000025 and you'll be commissioning towering Penis pictures in no time :D ;)


Well of course he is going to gamble!  How else can he pay 25btc back with 1.5 coins?! Scared money don't make no money!!! You gotta letter ride :)

Baldy

How much for an uncircumcised weiner?

Paying 1.16 BTC for that blue dick, really?

So you offer dickinsurance? I'd hate for the moneypot.com dick to be get infected..

I'm abit confused by your art Kyle?
I'm not sure how to say this without being offensive.. I'm not talking about this thread/artwork but your others you were charging for... Do you really consider your self an artist ? Or was the art you were producing a joke ?

Kind of like when your 4yr draws a pic and you tell them how lovely it is and stick it on the fridge ?

I'm seriously asking...

On a hopefully more positive note, anyways hows new your job going mate, enjoying it ??

BTW you left out Goat's half inch rotted, syphilis infested stump!

Klye makes more money on his art than probably 95% of people in the industry!  I would say he is a real artist.  Some times the best things come out of jokes :D

Maybe if we kept encouraging kids who drew at 4yr old to keep doing it we'd live in a better word :)

#DicksForHumanity

I don't see why the human body should offend anyone. I made a post regarding this

Ah, You have a very valid point Bob. Your cock will be used to sprout more cocks from.. Where as AK's stands looming in the background some type of monster cock mountain that will remain untouched and have no other dick branches swell fourth from its veiny mass..
0.2 BTC for a cock to mars is doable I reckon, Saturn is still a far ways away.

I understand some of this.. But how do you reckon this is unprofessional? If anything I am the most professional adult humour artist on these forums. I wish you wouldn't hide behind newly created accounts to say these things on my posts.. Sort of spineless.
A large portion of this is going to be used to pay back investors. That is the plan as stated in the OP and I intend to regain some honour by doing so. Now between dick branch drawings and my full time job I need to get ahold of investors and make sure they are still in control of their dividend addresses so I can begin the repayment process.

I do not expect everyone to understand my art form.. I have been ridiculed and praised heavily for what I draw.
I am infact an artist. Albeit that I am still honing my skills to deliver the best art possible.
You are probably referring to my imgur portfolio seen here (http://artbyklye.imgur.com/) I assume?
It initially did start out as joking around.. And then people started appreciating it and commissioning pieces.
It is a crude history of the BTC dicing scene over the course of the past months.

You either love or hate my art.. But as long as it evokes some sort of emotion.. It's done what it was created to.

he only loves it suz he's gay^^^

Umm, so?

You point out his sexual orientation as if it were something to be embarrassed about

Depends on how massive you want it sir!

ahaha this is art :P dickart

You have a keen eye for art sir. :D

Bro... Make it happen.. Saturn here we come!

:)

So, there is a tree of dicks and a bush of vaginas.  Seems like this species of plantae is dioecious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioecy), with separate individuals bearing either male or female parts.  However, such a condition is actually the exception in the plant kingdom---most plants have both male and female parts (sometimes on separate flowers, sometimes in the same flower).

Isn't it time to go ahead and make a hermaphroditic tree/bush?

Hermies don't get you as high. Everyone one knows you keep the males n females separated for the best quality!

This is know by horticulturalists of many fine species of plants! :D

I think a hermaphroditic plant would be pretty damn popular....

Do it.

This is because the Cannabis is a dioecious species.  Similar to Lupulus (hops).   I had some hops plants go herme on my last year---they're all female clones and I guess they got stressed and some of them started producing male flowers.  However, these dioecious species are the exceptions, not the rule.  To chooose a random example, if you only have one apple tree in the area and your apple tree isn't herme (which would be really weird) then no apple for you!  No apples isn't a high, that's a low.

How did I read this title and not instantly realize it was KLYE behind it? <3

I would like to see donkey kong on the AKminer dick squatting alien space craft.. one of which crash lands into the pee hole of PRC's monster shlong.

Please put this name:
Equinoxx
He's a dick.
Thanks

Im still waiting.

This is real "modern" art haha keep the growth

lol!..this thread is really cute and funny! :D

omg i dont know if is a good thing or a shame for art and for bitcoin .... but if you guys like it  ....

I will be updating the tree of dicks today. I apologize for the wait!

You wouldn't want to hurt your trust rating bb  ::)

This is the best thread in btctalk.

Hands down the real reason why BTC is OP.

lol bb. bad bb!

I will get drawing today. :D

Hahaha, what a crazy thread!! The picture on post #5 set me over the edge  ;D

I will be going through the posts today and adding any requests for dick branches. Please post below here within the next hour if you would like to be included in the next batch of branches grown!

Kyle.T

OK. Went through the posts and found the following dicks need drawn:

SurplusBob is extending to mars
Equinoxx wants his branch in there (pledge amount?)

Anyone else want in on this next batch of growth before I start it?

Bro.. Saturn and the rings bro!. Dont forget.

I don't know if we can do saturn for .2 bob.. Its just to damn far!

Mars is doable though, We could even have it bust through mars if that is what tickles yer fancy. :D

Bahahahaha, I never even thought about that uv. The art potential for a wang crashing through Uranus is almost uncanny!

Just waiting on confirmation from bob to see if what I have put forward is acceptable and then its dick tree PAST the moon!

You need to make more gifs of the tree growing.

I don't want a full image, I want to see the branches as they pop up !

Noted! I will work on making more gif format pictures in the near future. I didn't know people enjoyed them so much!

Added the Dice.Ninja Dick branch to the tree!

Bob you want your dick extended to mars still? :P

Taking orders!

I didn't even notice the UFO until now

Its the little details in the art that makes it so unique and exhilarating to view. Detail is what sparks emotion.
Art is emotion.

I just hope Oxford doesn't ask you to make a community drawing

Now write an essay about it. The connection betweens spacedicks and the longing in the depths of your.. heart.

I'm posting so I can remember to join this tree in the coming day or two.

How much to change the .eu to .com on PRCdice.eus dick :D bahahahhahaha

Prcdice.com ftw :D

Mmmm bb. The dick just says PRC.. The link however I've already claimed.. Whats it worth to you..? ;)

As you can see by the OP a few extras added to the Moneypot.com (http://moneypot.com) dick!
Dicksurance has been applied to dooglus's dick branch as well, curing and protecting him versus the warts and crabs another user gifted him!

Plenty of space left to add branches, prime real estate right now as it's sort of near the center of the picture (for now).

Get your requests in!

this is friggin' hilarious, I love it  ;D

I quoted the most amusing part imo

although I may need a new keyboard as just spat tea all over it  :o

good luck!

forgot to say, if I order a dick, can it have huge balls and a huge helmet?  ;D
I'd like it to be in keeping with the original  ;D

Will you keep the dick sizes the same, since Bitcoin is dying and its getting easier and easier to get a bigger dick reaching Andromeda?

Bitcoin isn't dying.... The price is just going down because everyone is panicking and selling their bitcoins. Less people using bitcoin=Lower price
Hopefully people will come back to their senses and buy so price goes up

Absolutely. Infact dick helmets are probably good for a dick branch given the fact that its good to protect ones dick!

1 BTC will always = 1 BTC.

Dick branch prices will remain the same!

i don't what to say.

this is masterpiece!

can't stop laughing xD

Do you have to strictly be a Richard to qualify???

No! Infact you can be a Tom, Dick, Harry or Joe to qualify!

Is this still a thing?

Yes it is a thing if u know what I mean  ::)

LOL... Who made this game up? Are girls also playing?  ::)

Any sex is welcome to make a mighty dick branch.

There are no girls on the internet  ::)

We need to add KingOfSports to the tree of dicks.

He owes BigBitz 2 bitcoins and is refusing to pay.  He locks all his conversation threads when the topic is brought up.   :-\

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=877184.msg9883127#msg9883127

If you would like to pay Klye for the spot then go right ahead. We'll both accomplish something if you do that.

Also, me bumping this wasn't harrassment or anything Klye, I enjoyed reading this thread and its entertainment and was reminded of it in another thread so I figured I'd bump it (we have a truce with one another).

Please note that Mr. Kyle is actually Mauro Viseu of Cali, Colombia. He's a well known scam artist. You can read about his exploits on RipoffReport and other sites. Do NOT fall for Mauro Viseu's scams. He goes by Kyle, Mr. Kyle, Jason G, Jason Gaspar and other names. Many people have lost money investing in his webcam studios, clothing lines, etc. ALL SCAMS.

You've been warned.

 

Looking at some of the names on the tree, I think it needs more manure

This is most immature/sick/funny thread I have seen on forum.......

how many middle schoolers are funding this project?

next step to make website, post this on there, so can be new trend!

What in the fuck are you on about?

It's a pretty well known fact I'm a hobo from up in Canada bud.
I go by KLYE you fool.

Also.. After much thought I have decided to start up the tree of dicks once more. If you are interested in purchasing a branch, please post below or PM me. Minimum commission is .01BTC (to avoid pm about "how much".)


Rumor has it an official tree of dicks site is on the way.


Happy dick growings!

Big shout to andu for starting round 2 of the dick tree! He paid with CLAM.
That being said I will accept altcoins as long as they can be exchanged.

OK. This shall now be known as the legacy tree of dicks..

I am starting a new one. With it's own website.

Shall be released shortly.

Very.. um, interesting  ::)

what use does this have? Really your just a bunch of dicks   ;D

NEW SITE IS OPEN!!!!!!

The Dick Tree (http://thedicktree.com)

This is the weirdest thread I've seen so far.

Please explain to me whats weird about an artwork almost entirely comprised out of penises depicting a tree?  ::)

Trees, trees are very weird.

Oh yes, and artwork of trees is even weirder.

The penises are fine. It's the trees that freak me out.

TWITTER RE-TWEET CLAM GIVEAWAY: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=966882.new#new

Yo, you missing a dicktree , and i think i'm the first dick there.

lmfao completely forgot about this thread, thanks for it you made my day

Btw you are the top right dick for what I  can see

that's the legacy tree, i was the end and the beginning, i only see the end