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Hey :-)

This is perhaps the first joke created by myself and I need to share it:

- Do you know what is Chuck Norris doing over nights?
- he's watching YouTube with Lynx web browser :-)


Kind regards.

haha funny XD

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through Dry LAND

its a text only web browser and hes watching youtube on it -.-

Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!

It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.

i really like that one  ;D

those last three I understood, and were funny

Q: how did chuck Norris become rich
A: by not buying bitcoins

hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor

Chuck Norris can solo mine bitcoin blocks by his mind.

+1 :) <lol>
and another +1 because I just imagine in my mind :) how does it looks to swim through Dry Land :)


^_^ Me speechless and <rotfl>


That's not very funny but well. Indeed Chuck Norris didn't became rich by buying Bitcoins.
He became rich by 51% attack with an abacus while swimming through the dry land and watching YouTube on Lynx.
All in same time if I didn't mentioned that before.

That's so true! :D
I also heard that he already have 21mBTC in his wallet. :D

Kind regards =}

Chuck Norris taught his father how to grow a beard.

-What is Chuck Norris' bitcointalk.org username?

-b!z :D

Just when I was running out of Chuck Norris jokes I saw this thread :p

the last chuck norris joke was spoken by chuck norris himself...

Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.

Chuck Norris can cut the blockchain in half.

(Disclaimer: This is an oldie but a goodie.)

Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris jokes are inmortal haha

Chuck Norris can ban ponzis from bitcointalk

He was satoshi nakamoto and made the satoshi paper while doing the laundry, because he needed some place to train his mental math abilities

Lol!
This thread made my day :P

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral.

...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.

The funniest thing I heard today. Maybe we can rename this thread to "Chuck Norris and Bitcoin jokes" :D

Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.

I finally came up with a Chuck Norris joke. It's not that great, but here it is anyway.  :P

Whenever cops see Chuck Norris in their rear view mirror, they pull themselves over.

or

Whenever cops see Chuck Norris, they beat themselves up.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much.  :P

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris know how to ROI with USB errupters :-)

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
;D

Chuck Norris bought a working miner that arrived on time from BFL.

In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.

It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.

Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Carmen San Diego.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HNJ93HCxUA

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris is still buying from the Silk Road.

Chuck Norris once led the black community at Ferguson in a civil protest

It seems that you are the one not getting it. These are Chuck Norris facts, not jokes :P

Chuck Norris don't need an ASIC miner, he solve blocks with pen and paper.

And even when he sleeps his pen is solving blocks for him.

Also Chuck Norris can pay with Bitcoins in every shop and market.

LOL. My mistake. Who in their right mind would dare joke about Chuck Norris?

chuck norris knows all his jokes from memory.
and he always knows more than you ever can count.

These are both gold.

Here's another shit one I came up with:

Have you heard, after a flash crash the Bitcoin price has rallied to $17,000!!!
Chuck Norris caught the falling knife in his teeth, melted it down and sold the metal to NASA who used it in a new lunar lander.

Chuck Norris still get 6% daily payouts from the cryptcominer website.

Plus the $10 daily for the signature program

Dave Carlson doesn't exist, Chuck Norris just solves all of MegaBigPowers block in his head

Chuck Norris can establish a secure connection on telnet. _{Without any computers tools or electrical stuff whatsoever}

Chuck Norris deactivated SkyNet by seducing that bitchy woman robot.

Last time Chuck Norris did a cannon ball Japan got hit by a tsunami

Chuck Norris can walk into the NSA and they still cant track him

Chuck Norris Looked at the Virgin Mary and got her Pregnant

Chuck Norris has swam to the center of the earth

Chuck Norris can walk to the moon

Chuck Norris Took the Pictures for Apollo 13

Chuck Norris has stood on Jupiter and Saturn

Chuck Norris has a House in the Center of the sun. His windows are black holes


some of these facts are funny some are dark but all are true

Chuck Norris can pick up Thor's Hammer

Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet

Chuck Norris is a DDOS!
And he can use the Internet without any technical device!

Chuck Norris is the Internet.

Chuck Norris is able to generate (not mine) bitcoins with his mind. He can also slice the blockchain with his bare hands.

What? Chuck Norris generate BTC while he's be on toilet...

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is the best.

Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris

Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.

https://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv

Somehow I don't believe that someone don't know who is Chuck Norris. 
This must be just an another joke :P

The name rings a bell but I have no idea what he's all about. Thanks for the links :)

Which generation do you belong to?

Well, I'm... wait... this isn't the fabiola! thread, it's Chuck fucking Norris!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c0/04/69/c00469ba37a09aef2493a3729d6c33da.jpg

The fabiola! Thread??? :)

Chuck Norris doesn't have to subnet starting from zero, he can subnet starting from anywhere in the Octet.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay tax on bitcoins.

Chuck Norris is the last number in Pi.

I'm surprised you could do that. Usually, when you try to google Chuck Norris, nothing appears because google is afraid of searching him up.

What movie is that from?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104694/

Good movie.  There's no crying in Baseball!

Yes, return to the "I am fabiola I want attention thread".

Satoshi Nakamoto's identity was revealed by Chuck Norris before the creation of Bitcoin. :P

hahaha, attention? I'm hardly ever here.

but yes its nice to have my own thread :)

17 Pakleds approach Chuck Norris while he and his wife were enjoying a quiet dinner at an exclusive sushi bar...

Being the gentleman that Chuck is, he kindly ask the lead Pakled, "May I help you?"

The Pakled replies with, "Today is your lucky day! I am..." He pauses, as a second Pakled whispers in the communicating Pakled's ear, whereupon the Pakled continues, "WE are going to plow OUR faces into your fist."

Chuck's wife chimes in with, "Chuck, please..."

Chuck addresses his wife mid-sentence with, "No need to beg. I'll comply." Upon hearing that, all 17 Pakleds displayed ear-to-ear smiles.

Later that evening, the 17 Pakleds, barely alive, are congregated. One pipes up to another, "Is visiting Jean-Claude Van Damme tomorrow still a go?"

I even heard that Chuck Norris was the one who was the father of Super Man.
But I don't really want to tell that story in public ;) it might be disturbing.
I can give you just a clue, Chuck was on planet Earth while mother of S-Man was on Krypton.

:]

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he dons Sheldon's made-by-Raj's-cousins pajamas, so that by morning he'll be smart as well as invincible.

Chuck Norris scammed you with bitcoin chargeback.

Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck norris every where :o

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Before he goes to sleep each night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris. ;D

The topic is about NEW Chuck Norris jokes

Hail the almighty Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died

True story right there.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing the winner's underwear on his head.

Meanwhile, 17 Pakleds...

Yeah..lol..true story

Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 100 confirmation ;D

Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  ::)

Terrible jokes u guys!! :)

Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? :)

Could you please go back to the fabiola!-needs-attention thread?...... please.....  and stop posting here again.... ever ... please?

This is a honorary thread for the greatest man ever walked the planet.

Your comment arrives late as always Brian, we've already been having a joke party @ the fabiola! thread since last night.

Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.

After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"

Lol really hard to get , had to read 3 times :D

Hope you didn't make the mistaken in believing that both jokes were connected, for they weren't. Rereading 3 more times in 5...4...3...

On Chuck Norris' first day of school, the teacher said, "Welcome, class...," whereupon Chuck yelled "Recess!" Nary a sole argued, with Chuck continuing the practice to graduation of high school with a 4.0 GPA.

Storries? what yuo talking bout, they are all real...... people dont mak this up, its real