New Chuck Norris jokes :-)

[roslinpl]

Chuck Norris is still buying from the Silk Road.

[PandaMac]

Chuck Norris once led the black community at Ferguson in a civil protest

[Tomatocage]

It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much. 

It seems that you are the one not getting it. These are Chuck Norris facts, not jokes

[BrianM]

Chuck Norris don't need an ASIC miner, he solve blocks with pen and paper.

[roslinpl]

Chuck Norris don't need an ASIC miner, he solve blocks with pen and paper.

And even when he sleeps his pen is solving blocks for him.

[roslinpl]

Also Chuck Norris can pay with Bitcoins in every shop and market.

[(oYo)]

It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much. 

It seems that you are the one not getting it. These are Chuck Norris facts, not jokes

LOL. My mistake. Who in their right mind would dare joke about Chuck Norris?

[CoinFriend]

chuck norris knows all his jokes from memory.
and he always knows more than you ever can count.

[protokol]

Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...

...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.

These are both gold.

Here's another shit one I came up with:

Have you heard, after a flash crash the Bitcoin price has rallied to $17,000!!!
Chuck Norris caught the falling knife in his teeth, melted it down and sold the metal to NASA who used it in a new lunar lander.

[Omikifuse]

Chuck Norris still get 6% daily payouts from the cryptcominer website.

Plus the $10 daily for the signature program

[aacoins]

Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.

He was satoshi nakamoto and made the satoshi paper while doing the laundry, because he needed some place to train his mental math abilities

Dave Carlson doesn't exist, Chuck Norris just solves all of MegaBigPowers block in his head

[Taras]

Chuck Norris can establish a secure connection on telnet. _{Without any computers tools or electrical stuff whatsoever}

[michaeladair]

Chuck Norris deactivated SkyNet by seducing that bitchy woman robot.

[vm1990]

Last time Chuck Norris did a cannon ball Japan got hit by a tsunami

Chuck Norris can walk into the NSA and they still cant track him

Chuck Norris Looked at the Virgin Mary and got her Pregnant

Chuck Norris has swam to the center of the earth

Chuck Norris can walk to the moon

Chuck Norris Took the Pictures for Apollo 13

Chuck Norris has stood on Jupiter and Saturn

Chuck Norris has a House in the Center of the sun. His windows are black holes


some of these facts are funny some are dark but all are true

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Chuck Norris can pick up Thor's Hammer

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Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet

[CoinFriend]

Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet

Chuck Norris is a DDOS!
And he can use the Internet without any technical device!

[roslinpl]

Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet

Chuck Norris is a DDOS!
And he can use the Internet without any technical device!

Chuck Norris is the Internet.

[Superhitech]

Chuck Norris is able to generate (not mine) bitcoins with his mind. He can also slice the blockchain with his bare hands.

[CoinFriend]

Chuck Norris is able to generate (not mine) bitcoins with his mind. He can also slice the blockchain with his bare hands.

What? Chuck Norris generate BTC while he's be on toilet...