Once, a very rich foreigners came to China, opened companies, monthly wage a thousand dollars(people who can speak english).A Chinese hurriedly back to learn English. One night, he learned four words: 1. Yes! 2. No! 3. Thank you! 4. Goodbye! The next day, the Chinese came to apply for the job and success. A month later ,one afternoon everyone come off work, the Chinese people also is sweeping the floor. The boss saw him also sweeping the floor and sweeps clean, he asked: "Did you do it lonely?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Yes!" "This is for you 100 yuan tip" "yes!" The next day, a Chinese are sweeping the floor, the boss said: "And you are sweeping the floor today?"Yes!" The boss said: "Have you seen my gold and silver watch?" "Yes!" The boss said" Back to me!" "No!" "Don't back to me I'll call the police!" "Thanky ou!" "You want to do five years of prison! Five years!" "Oh! Goodbye!" Foreigners there and then faint!!! My bitcoin address is "15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29" Thank you! I did not even smile. .01 BTC for trying.
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Make me laugh. I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor. If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you. If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you. I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com. Thank you. Here is what I will pay: If I smile: 0.05 BTC If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread. If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to: bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.comI may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh. I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time. Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.
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I will pay .5 bitcoins if you hold a sign in china next to some historic landmark that says "bitcoins" and send it to me.
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Starting bid is 100BTC
You get the domain name and all the articles I have written. I can transfer domain via godaddy. I don't have time to write articles and need someone who has more time to take control of it. I host it on blogger.com so somehow you have to extract the articles yourself and create a new website and find hosting yourself. Thank you.
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davidonpda, how do you "legally" obtain bitcoins to sell? Just curious.
We buy them. We have some on hand, but we are an exchange. We buy and sell bitcoins. We already have several people signed up to specifically sell coins to us. Again, when they sell more than $600 to us, they will be required to fill out a W9. Do you mean $600 a year? Or $600 at one time?
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davidonpda, how do you "legally" obtain bitcoins to sell? Just curious.
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You know how prime numbers tend to group together? I wonder if it is truly random...
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Nefario,
How are things going with your experiment??? Please let us know:-)
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Nefario,
This is a great idea. I know most American universities allow their students to deal with real money. For instance, most business colleges let students manage million dollar mutual funds. They make group decisions and buy and sell stocks. The students don't keep the money but if their fund makes a significant profit then they are pretty much guaranteed jobs on Wallstreet. I know of a person who found a job like this managing a million dollar international mutual fund and making 20%+ profit. A lot of investment companies offered him $100K salaries to come work for them.
One thing you said bothers me though. You said you wouldn't care if your students begged, loaned, stole, etc. The stealing part is definitely a moral concern in American universities. A student would be expelled from the college if it was found he stole to pass a class. I would inform your students of not to steal.
Other than that great work on a wonderful idea. I wish more teachers would do this.
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Thanks Mahkul, ribuck, and S3052, and rix for your bitcoin bounties.
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100 BTC Sent! I want to make a music video out of it but my video software expired...doh. Dunno if I want to pay $100 to get a full copy.
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Ok, I'll send them tonight when I get home from work.
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Bitcoin spam would be so easy to do if I could send a message. I want to try it to give out free coins.
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What happens if the IP address is not running the bitcoin software?
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Let me know what address to send the bitcoins.
you there tenbagger? see quote above...
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EDIT: I can't seem to download the video...how now?
Ok, I am using the downloader at ant.com...downloading now. I'm gonna mix it up and add music to it.
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Let me know what address to send the bitcoins.
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ThinkGeek, NewEgg, ... why not target the big ones? Doesn't hurt.
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