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11161  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: I have some money. Which ASIC should I order? on: January 29, 2013, 09:20:05 PM
Order from BFL, for Team Avalon are scammers: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=139725.0

If they are not, I have invited them to sue me for libel. I'm good for at least a hundred grand, which would help in them sourcing some transistors.
11162  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Avalon is (unfortunately) a scam. Here is why. on: January 29, 2013, 09:16:08 PM
I'm going to push the envelop here.

In my mind, all the evidence to date points to Avalon not delivery as promised. Therefore, I openly invite Team Avalon to sue me. Simply have your lawyer contact me (PM/email). I will then provide them my real name, address, etc., so that they can properly serve me papers.

To make the libel suit official--Avalon is a scam!

If I don't hear from their lawyer within 24 hours, then what I stated above is indeed fact.

By 3:00 CST tomorrow, I will report back here to state that either I have been contacted by their lawyers, or no-joy. If I'm not contacted, then the age-old adage "buyer beware" is in force, and anybody purchasing Batch #2 are ____________ (refrained from completely the sentence, though the last word can easily be surmised).

~Bruno K~

PS: Somebody quote me. I am not drunk and this account has not been hacked, which can be verified by the admins of this forum if proof is needed.
11163  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Avalon is (unfortunately) a scam. Here is why. on: January 29, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
Amazing how shipping deadlines of their own making seem to bring out the true colors of these vaporware vendors. Hey thanks at least for dropping the phony professionalism BitSyncom.

I'm just a human being.

p.s.

Since people are suggesting I get removed for potential scam, can I report people for slander also?

Its libel: Libel is defined as defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form other than by spoken words or gestures.
11164  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Avalon is (unfortunately) a scam. Here is why. on: January 29, 2013, 07:56:41 PM
11165  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: [Avalon ASIC] Batch #2 pre-Sale Thread on: January 29, 2013, 05:40:48 PM
My bet would be on a fast sell-out of batch 2, regardless.

I will pay $10,000 for the list of names, their addresses, and phone numbers of each and every person who orders Batch #2 from Avalon. This is a sincere offer. No bullshit! I'll put together a deal they can't refuse, only available to those on the list.

  • Bitcoin Only: My suppliers only accept bitcoins. Sorry 'bout this one.
  • No Refunds: I have to fully custom built this shit from chicken scratch.
  • No Proof: QED!

I just purchased shares of Bounty, for when Josh sees this thread he'll be squirtin' his computer spill coffee on his computer, and will need mega-sheets to absorb the mess made.

Madness!

Thanks a whole lot for the visual PG.

These things once read cannot be unread ya know. Cry

Fixed! (liked a horny dog that used to hump everything in sight, like the time he...)  Grin
11166  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: [Avalon ASIC] Batch #2 pre-Sale Thread on: January 29, 2013, 05:31:41 PM
My bet would be on a fast sell-out of batch 2, regardless.

I will pay $10,000 for the list of names, their addresses, and phone numbers of each and every person who orders Batch #2 from Avalon. This is a sincere offer. No bullshit! I'll put together a deal they can't refuse, only available to those on the list.

  • Bitcoin Only: My suppliers only accept bitcoins. Sorry 'bout this one.
  • No Refunds: I have to fully custom built this shit from chicken scratch.
  • No Proof: QED!

I just purchased shares of Bounty, for when Josh sees this thread he'll be squirtin' his computer, and will need mega-sheets to absorb the mess made.

Madness!
11167  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Avalon is (unfortunately) a scam. Here is why. on: January 29, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
No shipping/tracking information has been sent to me, privately or publicly, as of this writing.

No private communications since Jan 20.

Forum readers know as much as I know, at this point.

For the record, at this time, I do not think Avalon or BFL are scams.

Have I been browsing the wrong forum of something?  Huh

I, too, trust Jeff, and was about to post the following via quoting the post above the one I did quote, for this one's better.

Just got to post #4 and opted to comment here than pollute the (insert adjective here) thread.

I would consider ordering some more if my current order was not still listed as "CANCELLED" after 3 weeks of contacting Avalon.  Even BFL is more responsive.

I thought when I responded in the Avalon Shipped thread it was pretty clear I can't change any of the stats until I get back into NYC? but all the issues checks out since there was data stored, but callbacks were never made.

His computer will only work in NYC? This blows my mind!
11168  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Avalon is (unfortunately) a scam. Here is why. on: January 29, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
I just started reading the other thread, and had to stop not even midway through the first post before commenting. Took my piss, got my coffee, got my smokes, now off to see if I can get through the rest of the first post without bursting a blood vessel.

Madness! (last couple seconds)
11169  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: [Avalon ASIC] Batch #2 pre-Sale Thread on: January 29, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
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So, we have a problem. Avalon need the money before this weekend starts to place orders for the parts. For those unbelievers, let's hope Jeff receives his unit before batch #2 starts selling on EST 9:00 AM, January 31st, 2013.

The spec is 6.6 ~ 6.7w per Gh/s. Speed is greater than 60Gh/s, batch size is 600, each unit is $1,500, payment gateway is provided by WalletBit, units will ship starting March 6th to April 5th, 2013.

Keep an eye on http://launch.avalon-asics.com as new information will be released on it every day until review happens.

The following is the no bullshit, no fine print terms of sales for Avalon batch #2.

Bitcoin Only - Batch #2 of Avalon will only accept bitcoins. Only Bitcoin will allow us to move half a million USD in a few hours into places they are suppose to go to.

I'm sorry! I quit reading prior to the yellow text and was ready to comment. Then stopped myself, thinking it best to read further. I seriously quit reading at the point quoted above.

I'm speechless. Utterly, speechless!

I'm going to take a piss, then get a fresh cup of coffee. Then I'm going to finish reading the rest of this thread before commenting further. Hopefully, I'll be able to contain myself.

Madness!
11170  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
In my opinion she passes the test  Cheesy and the mismatched socks are funny

I suppose this is his room, that would explain the mess  Cheesy

Perhaps, evoorhees' maid is for hire.

11171  Other / Off-topic / Re: Let's insult each other! on: January 29, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Of course, it's sad how this thread is more civil than the average BitcoinTalk thread.

Interesting observation! The worse that was said about me is that I have half a brain a hole in my head, and that was only in reference to my avatar.

No, Phinnaeus. no. I don't think that was a reference to your avatar.

Then dahhhhhhhhh! That's what I use to pee, silly.
11172  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 02:11:34 PM

She obviously used the photo in the mirror to make herself look more attractive.
Twice the distance to the camera lens.


Good catch! What kind of Bitcoiner doesn't have a mirror on their ceiling? This Yankee dude is looking more and more like a(n)... (continue humor from here)
11173  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 01:26:10 PM
I thought it was the girl he was dating was French made, but I might be wrong.

Please keep up! He left the French made for the French Maid. Had something to do with furry armpits.
11174  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 01:20:26 PM
Don't you have a maid? You're the CEO of a huge Bitcoinicy company  Huh You should get a maid.

I can't remember everything I've read on this forum, therefore correct me if I'm in error. Didn't theymos once state he was dating a French maid?

theymos adds Scumbag Tag Accusations to the Child Boards in 5... 4... 3...

FYI, all my postings in this thread were meant as humor, as if you didn't know.
11175  Other / Off-topic / Re: Let's insult each other! on: January 29, 2013, 06:08:31 AM
A normal thread on Bitcointalk....




This thread( bubbles = foregoing participants)


Fail... broken links  Wink

No insult needed.

Of course, it's sad how this thread is more civil than the average BitcoinTalk thread.

Interesting observation! The worse that was said about me is that I have half a brain, and that was only in reference to my avatar.
11176  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 05:59:10 AM
Just got a PM from one of Yankee's family members, sharing an image of a sign that hangs on his bedroom door. Looks like Yankee is dating a monster.  Grin



911: State your...
Anon Neighbor: I just heard monster noises coming from next door.
11177  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 05:47:46 AM
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...but she's not naked...

In RL, I'm not a detective, but I play one on this forum. That said, I have reason to believe that under what little clothes she's wearing, she's naked.

Now, answer my question. Did you, or did you not, put up that Eiffel Tower picture to please theymos' now ex-girlfriend?
11178  Other / Off-topic / Re: (w/POLL) BTCZ51 (expanding upon maxmint's idea) on: January 29, 2013, 05:40:21 AM
@hackjealousy

Maybe I'm tired, but I'm not sure what argument you're trying to make. You clearly know that the price increases only 10%, and you're using an example of it doubling, but to what end?

Look forward to your reply, bud.

~Bruno K~
11179  Other / Off-topic / Re: Meanwhile in my bedroom.... [Possible NSFW] on: January 29, 2013, 05:16:16 AM
Her room is a mess, so there's a real possibility she may be a true bitcoiner.
But the thread was titled "Meanwhile in my bedroom...." And it was posted by Yankee. That must mean... It's Yankee's room! Not hers! It's a conspiracy!

Unless they live together...

It's worse than that! I think she's theymos' girlfriend. Note the picture of the Eiffel Tower in the upper left hand corner. You can't get nothin' pass me!

Bitcoiners make the best detectives.

I have a feeling the mis-matched socks is a clue .....hmmm....

Those are socks? I may have to revise my theory.
11180  Other / Off-topic / Re: What did I miss today on bitcointalk? on: January 29, 2013, 05:11:21 AM
Big things were announced at Bitcoin 100, with more to come tomorrow. (too tired to write coherently)

EDIT: And Yankee was caught with theymos' girlfriend.
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