Fifty-third week paid.

Two hundred and sixty-sixth week paid.

First year paid. This calls for the traditional vulpine salute.



You know what to do. 💓

Two hundred and sixty-fifth week paid.

Fifty-first week paid.

Two hundred and sixty-fourth week paid.

Prior to DNA testing, blood typing was the most reliable paternity test. Blood types are hereditary, so a child and parent having incompatible blood types can prove they're not really related. Unfortunately (well, fortunately for people needing blood transfusions), most blood types are common enough that having compatible blood types doesn't prove two people are related, so there was always uncertainty in such cases.

Fiftieth week paid.

Two hundred and sixty-third week paid.

Forty-ninth week paid.

Two hundred and sixty-second week paid.

Sure. "Schweppes."

Forty-eighth week paid.

Don't worry about it. If your blood has yet to return to your brain, that's on me. I really did outdo myself last week, didn't I?

Forty-seventh week paid.

Instructions unclear, accidentally drank ouzo straight. I sure hope nobody takes advantage of whatever effect this mistake might have on my sexual desires.

What? Those are rose petals, you... why would you think... *sigh* And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

Seriously, teeth?

Yes, it's my that time of the year again. And what a year it has been! After winning Miss Bitcointalk for the third time in a row, I promised to present renewed evidence of my eligibility, and you know I hate to disappoint my loyal fans. Speaking of which, just a few days ago our newest devotee apogio saw the first anniversary of their membership on the forum. Which also means this is their first time in the foxhole, so try not to be too rough.

Alas, what should be an unequivocally joyous occasion is marred by the untimely departure of our dear friend and third most senior member, Leo. I have been in contact with him shortly before he left the forum, and it was his explicit request that the scheduled debauchery go ahead as planned, even if only because he hopes to still be around to see it. And so, I proudly/shamelessly present my most detailed and in-depth rendition yet of the most well-loved vixen-part of the forum's most widely-liked part-vixen.

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Let us now observe a minute's chastity silence in dignified remembrance, then proceed with the undignified shenanigans we all came here for. 💕

Local rules: No bigotry, no speaking ill of the dead. (Speaking ill of bigots is allowed, but discouraged - please try to stay on topic.)

Fifth year paid and mandatory celebration initiated. As before, I am asking all interested (or at least foxhole-curious) parties to momentarily stop derailing this thread and instead defile the new (and even more NSFW than ever) celebration thread created for this purpose. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5488766.0 🦊

"The process" as you put it indeed starts next Wednesday at 18:20 UTC. Please try to save your energy until then.