Forty-eighth week paid.

(I messed up again. Sorry. )

Two have already been claimed, but there's plenty more to go around; I get a bulk rate on lubricants, after all.

Sorry, but for obvious reasons the foxhole doesn't admit anyone under the age of 18; that phoney beard's not fooling anyone.

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.


Hence c******unter's TOAA's truth or dare's characteristically eloquent reference to us as

What? You can't remove my abused gaping holes, not when I was just beginning to enjoy them.

(@GazetaBitcoin: In case you're unaware, the above poster is almost certainly an alt of a notorious troll with whom I have a... somewhat sordid history. )

This really deserves to be more widely known. In an incident that can be summarised as "What if Stanislav Petrov wasn't there to save us?", Russian President Boris Yeltsin actually entered his nuclear codes and was basically one button press away from ending the world when everyone realised at the last moment that it was a false alarm. It doesn't get any closer than that.

Forty-seventh week paid.

There's no "agenda"; that's just how books are published, regardless of whether the mainstream publishing industry is good or bad. Why should trans authors do things differently just because they're trans?

Entitlement much? I suppose mathematicians aren't getting anywhere either by charging upwards of $200 for books about their subject. If you want educational material that someone else has worked hard to produce, sometimes you have to pay for it. What's wrong with that?

Huh? No it isn't. Or at least, it's not just a selling point. It's no different from anyone else with an unusual characteristic or uncommon experience writing a book about it. Certainly nobody is putting themselves through all that just to get an interesting story they can sell for profit.

The cat suchmoon is referring to is Lauda, who is (or at least was) the supreme leader of a different gang (though our respective gangs are not entirely unrelated).

You expect me to perform non-sexual favours in exchange for alcohol? Really, what sort of vixen do you take me for?

Forty-sixth week paid.

You know, I avoided dignifying your earlier post with a response because of how laughably incorrect it is, but I just have to ask... How exactly is someone who was born a woman and doesn't have a dick supposed to flip it inside out?

This mostly seems to be the result of cis people being inconsiderate assholes, for example by asking unprovoked questions about their genitals and medical history. You wouldn't start a conversation with a cis woman by asking if she's had a boob job, would you? And while it's not really fair to stereotype all cis people on the basis that many of them are assholes, you can't really blame trans people for doing so when this is the sort of shit they have to deal with on a regular basis.

Not really. Nobody can explain it to you, since in most (nearly all?) cases trans people can't even explain it to themselves. A trans person doesn't know why they want to be a different gender any more than a straight person knows why they want to have sex with people of a different gender, or a gay person knows why they want to have sex with people of the same gender; that's just the way they are, and if they had any idea why that was the case, they would most likely prefer to change that rather than going to the not-insignificant trouble of changing gender.

That's the benefit of cis privilege. If, on the other hand, you were a trans man among a group of people who don't know you used to be woman, and the person calling you "she" is doing so intentionally in order to reveal that fact thus potentially causing you embarrassment or worse, you may indeed particularly sweat it. When trans people complain about people using incorrect pronouns, this is what they're talking about. They're not talking about simple mistakes or slips of the tongue ("We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.") which they're totally understanding of and don't really care about.

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FFS, not this nonsense again.

You cannot cure coronavirus (or anything else) by drinking bleach.

You've been warned, people.

Very few crypto-anarchists? On a Bitcoin forum? You'll make a fine comedian.

That's okay - I rarely interact directly with anyone on this forum any more, and don't rightly know how I keep getting dragged into these disputes. Did some joker put a label on my leash that says "PULL FOR DRAMA"? In any case, I do think you're overreacting a bit and you're definitely out of line in publishing PMs. There's no need for that. (Especially if, by your own statement, that would "compromise your investigation". Is your quarrel with suchmoon really worth that?)

Honestly, what goes on in this thread when I'm not around? First of all, the source of my alleged wealth, in case nobody's figured it out yet, is clearly my use of time travel to beat the crypto markets. I am too young to be Satoshi's mother, and my time machine has strict warnings against using it while pregnant or planning to become pregnant. That's why I always use protection when substituting for various gang members' wives, regardless of what other recreational pharmaceuticals are in use at the time. Also, @JollyGood and @examplens, I'm afraid you lack sufficient cycled merit to become part of the wife swapping merit cycling club, but I appreciate your support.

Forty-fifth week paid.

I doubt I've clashed with xolxol frequently enough to be worth LoyceV's time, and my language is rarely as colourful as TMAN's. It's just that, like most vixens, I'm a champion of sex-positivity who doesn't appreciate one's autoeroticism being referred to as a point of derision, that's all.

I do indeed enjoy wanking every day, and recommend that you try it; it helps clear the mind, which will allow you to see that I had little to say in the original thread because that thread is not about me, and that Timelord2067's attempts to make it about me were off-topic, hence why I created this thread.

Incidentally, my multifarious sexual proclivities are likewise off-topic in this thread, so please create a new thread if you wish to discuss them further.