I think we knew this all along. The Goose is The Master Market Manipulator.
His poker parties are attended by the Arthur Hayes and
John Jansens of this world, dazzled by The Cryptoqueeen and nervous of the dogs. That little one most of all.
Phil Potter rings him up and begs him to print more Tethers 'for the Asian investors, ya know'. The answer is always 'Show me your numbers, Potter, show me your numbers or gtfo.'
theymos private messages him on this very forum 'May I pump Grin again on the 3rd at 10pm, Mr. Goossens, Sir? Please.'
His alts are spread far and wide. Those Hairy charts: you wondered how some bumbling colonial could come up with that? mikeywith, annoymint, masterluc - all The Goose. Only Toxic holds out now, but being not a limey fella, he can easily be bought off with a trip to Macau to see what a real city is.
In time, students will flock to universities that have courses in Goosenomics, and he will rightfully be recognised not just as the greatest trader of all time, but as The Beneficial Manipulator, Exchange Dominator and Bull-Of-All-Bulls.
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