AHAHHAHA hilarious !

I once was trying to make my way into a really small staff area inside a kitchen back in 1995
so i could take my break.. have a smoke and maybe some food etc.
It was a room that was barely wide enough to slide in a few chairs and a long table thing.
So there was two young cute chicks in there and i tried to get in too..
I turned sideways to squeak past the girl and her dinner plate with a mashed potatoes + roast beef / gravy.
(her plate was right at the edge of the table)
And the bulge from my crotch poking out from my apron knocked her food on the floor.
I was sort of laughing but was embarrassed and felt bad i ruined her dinner.
The girls were smiling and laughed about it though.. they clearly seen the destruction my package caused !
True story !

Hung like a horse ?
NO !
Horses are hung like me.

Later one of them gave me her number 
I had planned on taking that chick to Spoetnik's magical panty dropper mattress mountain
But she rejected me on the phone when i called..
She made up some story about how she was sick and i never called back..
Although i think the problem was i was just fired days earlier from the restaurant for smoking weed in the basement.
Hey, it was winter.. what like i am going to go outside ? Fuck that shit !

Have you ever had it? The worst disorder I have ever seen in my life. I beat derealisation, panic attacks and chronic depression but I can't beat it.

I can't even go to college.

Warren Buffett said reading a book per day will make us rich. I can read all day but which books should I read?

I do not know about those theories you are citing but why would you do that to your own country, to yourself.  Why would you destroy things that keeps you on the top.  Yes, maybe it must have been planned by those people but not the US itself.  What would it benefit the US if he attacked its self?  What would this country gain by doing that?  I think it is pure terrorism.  Terrorism made by evil minds.