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3441  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 10, 2012, 04:27:33 PM
Three words:

Pot.
Kettle.
Black.

LOL  Grin
3442  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 10, 2012, 03:30:38 PM
Mr. Crooked made so much money over the last 6 years, that's why he's requesting a loan!

My lie'o'meter detector has just exploded.

LOL  Cheesy

Reality of situation: Lost all money at poker and now broke.


I am such a fool.

No comment. (But you can guess what everyone is thinking.)
3443  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 10, 2012, 02:22:58 PM
winnings come from other players' losses and winnings are shared with investors at an agreed price.
my quote reads that it is mathematically impossible to have any tangible risk of ruin.

No, your quote previously reads:

Since 10 BTC = 10,000 units on Seals and games run as low as 1/2, it is mathematically impossible to lose with the winrate established.

which clearly states it's impossible to lose.


I think your confused about the words "impossible" and "improbable". They are a Pacific ocean of difference apart.

Since the beginning of time, many a foolish gambler believed they found the magical formula that will beat the system and pave the way to unthinkable riches. As history as proven, most end up in the gutter.
Your not the first and you won't be the last.

Let me introduce you to a little secret. (whisper in ear) "The magical formula doesn't exist."

3444  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 10, 2012, 06:21:58 AM
Since 10 BTC = 10,000 units on Seals and games run as low as 1/2, it is mathematically impossible to lose with the winrate established.

So if no-one can lose, where do the winnings come from?

Can you please answer this question. It not trolling, it's a valid question.
3445  Other / Off-topic / Re: Worst programming font ever on: November 09, 2012, 08:16:19 PM
Here's a nice article on programming fonts.

http://hivelogic.com/articles/top-10-programming-fonts
3446  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 09, 2012, 08:05:15 PM
Basically it's the same as saying "Lend me some money and I'll buy lottery tickets with them. If I win I'll give you half. If I lose you get nothing back."

The creditor takes all the risk!  Cheesy LOL

Nice try Mr. Crooked.
3447  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 09, 2012, 07:56:33 PM
Since 10 BTC = 10,000 units on Seals and games run as low as 1/2, it is mathematically impossible to lose with the winrate established.

So if no-one can lose, where do the winnings come from?
3448  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: how to install Bitcoin client on a shared linux webserver?? on: November 09, 2012, 01:38:51 PM
Doubt you'll be able to do this. Do you have ssh access?
3449  Economy / Long-term offers / Re: Hashkings Lending,Deposit 1.25% INSURED, ALL PPT ACCOUNTS CLOSING ON 8/19 on: November 09, 2012, 01:33:04 PM
No payments for a week now. Not looking good. Embarrassed
3450  Other / Off-topic / Re: Worst programming font ever on: November 09, 2012, 10:09:45 AM
Can't work out if this is a joke font or not.

http://www.arcavia.com/kyle/Software/ProgFont/index.html

The font is terrible and a very very poor choice for programmers.
Courier New is the font of fonts for programming.

Courier New lacks a slashed zero. My favourite is Inconsolata.
3451  Economy / Lending / Re: 10 BTC for 15 BTC in return on: November 09, 2012, 05:28:12 AM
So what happens when you lose all the coins?
3452  Economy / Lending / Re: Quick 5 BTC loan, asap! on: November 06, 2012, 08:06:21 PM
For the sake of 2btc profit, not worth the high risk.
3453  Other / Off-topic / Re: I am bored on: November 06, 2012, 07:51:22 AM
With wife and kids, I don't get time to get bored.
3454  Other / Off-topic / Worst programming font ever on: November 06, 2012, 07:48:12 AM
Can't work out if this is a joke font or not.

http://www.arcavia.com/kyle/Software/ProgFont/index.html
3455  Other / Off-topic / Re: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! on: November 03, 2012, 02:51:36 AM
Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Don't fancy one of your brainwashing sessions thanks.

LOL  Cheesy
3456  Other / Off-topic / Re: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! on: November 03, 2012, 02:36:34 AM
Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 

Translation: "I can't give out any transaction ID's because they don't exist."

LOL  Cheesy
3457  Other / Off-topic / Re: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! on: November 02, 2012, 10:07:24 PM
For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.

Don't worry bitcoin addresses won't reveal your clients. Perfectly safe.

Now I'll ask again. Can we have the block chain transaction ID's please of last Mondays payments. No excuses this time.
3458  Other / Off-topic / Re: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! on: November 02, 2012, 08:03:04 PM
I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
Yes, a scam

Thought so. Thank you for your honesty Dank.
3459  Other / Off-topic / Re: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! on: November 02, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
It's just a joke dude you're taking this way too seriously.

Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.

You should probably read this, then you get what this joke is about:

Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance.  I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action.  Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based.  I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
3460  Other / Off-topic / Re: Spank Bank "deposits" on: November 02, 2012, 04:07:19 PM
Pay for porn? How old fashioned.
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