Just buy one of these instead.  A Shitty Wheel Spins Knocking my low-hanging bits... I shudder to think. #shittyhaiku EDIT: A Shitty Haiku Written while on the Shitter Divine Inspiration! It came out Okay After all things considered. Butt, now I Must wipe! #shittyhaikuelaborated  |
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After 5 years living on our property, our tax man reassessed ours based on skyrocketing land values in the area.
Our property value went up ~40%.
Most people would be like "Hell yeah! My house/land value increased ~40% in just 5 years!"
Well so did my yearly property taxes by that same amount. On a property I already for paid in full and plan to never leave.
So no, this fkn sucks. I'd be happier if for the rest of my life they valued my house and land at $0.
It could be worse. Would you rather live here with no property taxes?  I'd bring toilet paper to compliment the food. insufficient information... if gf/wife a "thing"...choice #1 if not...Starlink Internet..choice #2 for "toilet paper' you can: a. quickly rappel down to the ocean bare naked (nobody to see it, right?) b. do a dog-style wipe on the grass...gross, I know, but you need to "fertilize" those plants  c. the winner: use the bidet you thoughtfully installed beforehand.Do bidets run on water you got from the well? I doubt they are hooked up to the local water grid there. I doubt the gf/wife would be too happy at being forced to do a dog-style wipe on the grass. |
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After 5 years living on our property, our tax man reassessed ours based on skyrocketing land values in the area.
Our property value went up ~40%.
Most people would be like "Hell yeah! My house/land value increased ~40% in just 5 years!"
Well so did my yearly property taxes by that same amount. On a property I already for paid in full and plan to never leave.
So no, this fkn sucks. I'd be happier if for the rest of my life they valued my house and land at $0.
It could be worse. Would you rather live here with no property taxes? I'd bring toilet paper to compliment the food. |
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When FatPorsche?   |
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I'm still killing my
Canada Day hangover.
Made another marg.
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Just buy one of these instead. A Shitty Wheel Spins Knocking my low-hanging bits... I shudder to think. #shittyhaiku No need to worry about your low-hanging bits. It automatically raises and lowers.  |
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OT alert.... Great mullein (AKA Indian Toilet Paper) decided to take residence next to the new garage. It's probably the only weed that pollutes proliferates on my property that I like. Well, except for that other weed I sow and reap every year of course.  Oh yeah, it's Sunday... This here Great mullein Indian toilet paper Likes Excavated soil oops You'd best cultivate a bunch of that weed as well for the next pandemic. edit: oops forgot it was sunday
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Hodlers, What is the correct way to HoDL Bitcoin?   I hold my bitcoin on a vintage Windows 95 laptop that's never been connected to the intertoobz, buried in the Sahara desert somewhere, with a hexidoginal (or wtf that term is) 48 word passphrase. Because security. Fuck knows how I'm gonna cash it out. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. So you lost it in a Sahara desert accident? Yeah, I was boating down the sand dunes. Got pulled over by some camel cruiser dude with a towel on his head. It was a ... ok that's enough of that story... opsec, etc. Was this your boat?  Or was it this one?  |
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Hodlers, What is the correct way to HoDL Bitcoin? I hold my bitcoin on a vintage Windows 95 laptop that's never been connected to the intertoobz, buried in the Sahara desert somewhere, with a 57 hexidoginal (or wtf that term is) 48 word password. Because security. Fuck knows how I'm gonna cash it out. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. So you lost it in a Sahara desert accident? |
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I hope it has balls...
Well, in this day and age, it doesn't make much difference now does it? For a hodler?  |
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Hodlers, What is the correct way to HoDL Bitcoin? |
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Hey buddy, no more than three in a row, we agreed didn't we Phil, are you sleeping or what?  He was going to Six Flags for a flavours of the world tour so he's probably in a food coma. I'll be on one shortly after a Canada day BBQ with the family. Too. Much. Food. What sort of food do you get at a Canada day BBQ? Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam?  |
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