Yes, no answer machine here, it seems.

Try thanking the darknessdudes, the ones that ensure that we even (still) have the need for money (in the world of abundance). I am a bad example for money handling because I have had unlimited for 8 years, and for 4 years possessed the printing press rights, and this year demonstrated how I can live without giving any fucks to it.

Yes, it's been a year of divorce, death threats, arson, thefts, embezzlements and disbelief, but - GIVE FUCK 0. That is the key. There are many keys, many ways, but whatever I write is true: M2 vs. M showed the way, it's just the hardheadedness of people who still don't see it. Everyone CAN be like me, I just don't give a fuck if they do it or not. I feel sorry for what happened, but the onus is still on the perpetrators of injustice. You also could not serve your creditors too easily if everything you owned was taken away from you, as they have done to me many times, thinking I give a fuck but no, I don't.

The Universe is Mind, and I have picked all these things from the galactic menu before this incarnation. Because of the multitude of choices, I don't profess to know what is best for you, and I have the means to pay you, out of generosity, not out of duty. It's just that I feel people should wise up, and sometimes hardships are the way (see my history for reference, it's not all easy u know from prev paragraph...) and also it's unbelievable how little people prefer to help me vs. bitch about me.

The matter is discussed amply in other CK threads and will be deleted from here promptly. Rebels have stolen both my BTC paperwallets (Embassy 4/2017) and XMR online wallets (hack 2/2016 and before). B1/E1 situation became untenable when my accounts representing more than 50% of the game were blocked from access (Ultima 5-6/2017). As a result the marketcap collapsed.

"Let them marinate themselves in their own juices, Ultima is done, and if the loot is not enough to pay their imaginary debts, better luck next time."

Summer is come and characters wake up in Eden, eagerly giving fucks of their new surroundings. The Veil of Confusion is reinstituted, causing the Minds to feel at rest, unfettered by the other Eras of play, which most of the characters have experienced, and will soon (largely) forget as they set out to explore Eden.

Eden is the place where the characters (re)incarnate. Everyone has a new body, so can select any physical age within reason. (Zechariah takes the opportunity to reset his to 36.) There is no need to have anything in Eden, causing people to have plenty of time to threadpost about what they still remember of their past incarnations (ingame or irl) to this thread. The Creation Day is 7-7-7 (yesterday, 2017-7-7) and from that day on, people gain fucks according to their levels, as decreed in the Game DB. The fucks will generate ECKG (Eden Gold), one milligram (0.001 g) per fuck. The item resolution of ECKG is 24,000 mg (= 24 g == 1 Edenic Ounce), which ensures that characters gain a few of these nice gold rounds every day.

Only 'useless' items from Ultima may be imported to your possessions directly. Most of the items become Artefacts, and will be scattered and buried outside of Eden for the archaeologists to find and examine. Financials will stay in Ultima. CKG and CKS items will be possible to be "found" in Eden (with their Artefact status incl the hint of year, eg. CR1400E is a 5,000 mg gold coin). Their mutual ratio is 1:1 so every gram of Ultima CKG/CKS converted, will cost 1,000 fucks.

No property rights. It is not possible to mine minerals, quarry stone, chop wood, raise animals, etc. in Eden. Exiting Eden carries with it a Mention of the Flaming Sword, which probably means that there is no coming back. Going out is therefore possible, with 50 kg max in portable items. Outside we don't know what there is, but it is probable that commercial activities will be possible and flags may be raised to indicate possession of land.

Fucks given to Introduce yourself will be added to the fucks gained automatically. As soon as practical, we will add the "IC Shop" where fucks may be converted to Edenic collectibles such as gemstones and rare minerals that exist in their pure forms only in Eden (and next time will be obtainable starting from the 1700s).

The latest incarnation of Crypto Kingdom takes You to the Beginning:

The Earth has been reformed from the void and emptiness, and Old Souls roam free in their New Bodies. The life is simple, the elements do not pose any challenge, and whatever you eat out of pleasure, seems enough to sustain your body as well. Fruit nectars and springwater provide the drinks (no alcoholic beverages exist), and the Tree of Life has leaves to chew, and they get you high. And there is no serpent in the Paradise, either.

Please register your character from older versions here. All soul traits are grandfathered, body you can make anew, please use your IRL age in the standard case. Items come later.

The Paradise, Eden, is in the East (of what - we are not told). In the beginning you can roam about freely, and for every day, you get gold. More about this later.

Registration is free.

Links will be provided soon.

HIGH says: "Come!"

Update:

HRH Prince PJ contacted HIGH Prince Zechariah with offer to restore access to accounts in Ultima. While it is possible that the State of the World is corrupted beyond repair during the Rebellion, we need to investigate whether this is the case, or only a presupposition.

More updates follow. I am in Korea (JW Marriot Seoul Gangnam) so this will reflect in the timezones (8 pm here).

The dissolution of Saddam's depository nevertheless seems a prudent course of action, and I will await for contact and intend to withdraw all M3.

HH The Archduke Paul (of Soul-Gangnam) is in contact with the intelligence community of the Koreas, and will provide assistance upon my request.

Crosspost from the version soon-to-be discontinued:

Whereas,


§1.  (The pre-announced) Rebellion by the darkness forces started in the 1660s and has continued ever since;

§2.  Light has not been able to gather their forces, rather has succumbed to the lure of withdrawals and general lethargy;

§3.  GameMaster position has been in the hands of darkness for an extended time, and has been used to block Light accounts, eg. Zechariah, Coinshop, Soul, LittleFlock, collectively owning more than 50% of the Markka existing; thus preventing a semblance of corporate governance to happen;

§4.  The blockade of accounts has made it impossible to "pay the debts" since both the ledger and the means to pay have been corrupted and/or rendered unusable;

§5.  The community has been torn apart in a way that resembles permanent division;


So, therefore:


§101.  It seems the darkness forces have managed to get the upper hand in this conflict, exactly as the Voice prophesied*;

§102.  CK:Ultima/Clans support by Light will end this month;

§103.  All assets and liabilities (except M3) of the (blockaded) Light forces will be abandoned in CK:Ultima and resurrected in CK:Universe; M3 will be withdrawn directly from Saddam's treasury (contingent that the treasury is still in Light);

§104.  Everyone must choose sides: choose Light by voluntarily entering your Character information to the Universe DB. Choose darkness by yielding to the status quo;

§105.  The game thread "Crypto Kingdom - 1991 Retro Virtual World(City)" (the one you read now) will be locked in 24 hours;

§106.  The amendments to this ruling and all further communication will be posted to the transitory Game thread.

SIGN.


HIGH Zechariah Tavastia-rpietila-CK-Universe, etc(x5) thanks all the players for the 282 years together. It is sorrowful to leave so many of you here, but the Universe is unbound by darkness and the show must go on. Whoever decides to be left behind, please enjoy the Most Ancient treasures in the Royal Palaces and drink of the golden cups with gusto. There is so much to say and so little hope that this platform will be enough to carry the message to the desirous and deserving recipients. Good-bye. Wishing to be forever your HIGH;.Z.end


* part 8.

This thread is from the early 2014, and actually was made a parody of Adam's thread. So feel welcome!

HI&GM Zechariah (etc(x6))

HSH Karl, the Duke of OZ and in Ghibli, etc(x4)

WE have with grief seen YSH's involvement with this unrighteous fork of Crypto Kingdom. Heretoforth, we will not make such announcements but for this time only:

§1 Our submission to the CKWC can be found in the Original 1991 Game Thread(, when all letters of the Alphabeth have content it is consummated).

Beg to remain yours despite the error seen in your ways;.

! ! !   S p e c i a l   O p p  o r t u n i t y   t o   G e t   M o ne y   O ut   ! ! !

I have 1.34BTC in a Blockchain.info wallet, and ready to deliver (blockchain transfer).

If you have B1 or E1 debts that desire to get paid, please send a threadpost indicating the willingness. Note the following conversion:

10,000*B1 = BTC1.00000000

100,000*E1 = BTC1.00000000

This is overall designed for grumpy highrollers that are ok to sell at a loss rather than hang the triumvirate to the largest tree on sight (from genitalia). No commission.

[Voice Epilogue #3]

Listen to Music 1 & 2 (simultaneous and timed)

Zechariah wakes up and dreams about doing things online. In fact, he has largely ignored his online presence ever since the Kansanmarkka campaign begun and he abdicated from the throne of OldDuchy-CK (in 1647, a quarter+ of a century ago). He walks to the Garden Courtyard (named such to differentiate it from other courtyards in the compound, namely the [/u] (in the :,:Malla:Palace:East_Wing:I:Hemp_Courtyard (named after the plans to install a one-way foil roof and grow CAN inside all-year round) and the (:,:)Malla:Palace:West_Wing:II:Winter_Garden) and soon finds that the weather is too cloudy, windy( and even rainy) for Advanced=1-6 written/litera(l/ry) disclosure such as this one. Unfaintful, he grabs the GIN (the main component of his 'Tavastian Breakfast'), 2*CAN (claimed by Mike to have been made with a CAN laced with MUM (poor quality bud enriched by adding angel dust)), and his electronics and the chargers associated, and walks into the Malla:Kitchen_bldg:Master_Bedroom and takes a hit, appreciating the MUM that has made a lowly herb feel like crack. He opens the lid and his heart is joyful when the beep announces a FB message from Kristin (which joy turns to longing upon reading it, ofc):


Therefore (not before taking a long sip of GIN,( both) before and after taking a hit), he has plenty of time to converse with the Voice (who seems elated by the crack circling his host's veins). Zechariah discards the lingering thought of Kristin's azure eyes (color being a useful differentiator between the eyes of the different Kristins circling around HIM).

After CONSUME BRE 4 [toasted, with Feta cheese and seasalted butter], he gently gives a fuck to his life:

"The Universe has begun to show the sunny side to the ++/-- (pure polarisation) people and the System erected by the +-is cracking. The key to achieve the 'escape velocity' is to give little to no fucks to anything outside the immediate reach of intent (IRI)."

The wisdom is such that it begs a question (the question, ofc, being: 'why is Z suddenly so wise, given the early hour?'.) The answer is that he wants to be HIGH in a balanced way, and finally remembered that KI (Potassium Iodide) solution CAN also be applied to the skin (ie. according to usage instructions found in the leaflet enclosed), and hence plastering it to the thin inside of an ankle (or any other area of skin tbh), leads to I HIGH. Angeldust is apparently a combined MUS/MUM product, so the base of CAN makes it ['the breakfast' (ed.)] almost primed to perfection. The missing link is, ofc, tobacco products (CIG, SHI, COH), of which (despite their number of items) no instances were found upon cursory inspection.


"One CAN become transparent to the system by boosting the individual rate of thought, therefore compressing so many fucks to the unit of time that the system cannot see you (-CAN C U). It is comparable to being allowed to move 12 times in chess per one of the opponent(, and pick the starting ranks and positions of your pieces, and start as white), or having an AEGIS cruiser battlegroup against a single trireme (presumed hostile), armed with greek fire and 180 slaves with oars theoretically usable as spears or mace, upon individual choice. The effect of this is that only a single fuck needs to be given to (all of the) system every once in a while, allowing 1000s of fucks to be given to each facet of one's own life, each waking hour. Thus the System is effectively ignored, as the first due date notice for a $x,xxx,xxx debt in any currency, receives a fuck before being thrown to the fire to heat up the outdoor bathing barrel, but the subsequent ones do not, as they are incinerated unopened, if the sender is logically deducible from the envelope.

You have those Maslow's bodily and soulish needs, starting from the primary ones (such as 'breathe' or 'P'), going to the higher frequency combined emotions, such as 'the need to see her eyes once again before final departure, to relay the message that he accepts her need to fulfil the wish of her dead father when he swore that 'yanks will never get it alive', stabbing his wife and kids to death and torching the newly-built mansion in fire with the 100 bales of the best cotton Georgia has to offer to the world, to keep the house in the family forever, and therefore the hand of the fate that sealed her decision to marry that darned man instead of the tender Heathcliff, while in his mind still attributable to pride and prejudice, is - however - the only way to fulfil the strict custom of the Earnshaws'."

Your effort so far to help in (tick one or several):

A) Reacquiring Embassy incl getting back the bitcoins (that survived both fire, flood and theft in 24 hours);
B) Gettign back the 200k+500k XMR stolen from Mymonero.com by a hacker;
C) Liquidating Crypto Holdings Oy (incorporated in Finland) to release the $1+ M there;
D) Getting my accounts back in CK:Ultima;
E) Ending the Madness (rebellion & overall fuckery);
F) Whining.  94/100 Laudatur

Meanwhile, town seems still and I AM HIGH in Revalia:9-NE with friends. No Encounters so far...

As long as I CAN in the terrace of Velvet Bar, uninterrupted, the words in the quote are a breeze of hot air in a chemtrailed cloudy day in :,:Harju (Wuthering Heights).

Vic, join me. Let's gather forces here( and have some UND, to gain better plans of re-securing the Embassy, etc.).