A boy and a girl were arguing in the school playground about which gender was better.
After half an hour of bickering, the boy settled for a more "straightforward" approach. He pulled down his pants and said, "At least we have one of these!"
The girl, not knowing what to say, and knowing that she was defeated, ran home, sobbing.
The next day, the girl came straight to school and shoved the boy over. "Sure, you boys have one of those things," She then stripped and pulled down her dress. "With this, I can have as many of those as I want!"
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Hey guys! I'm here to introduce the newest member of the FastCoin family. dice.fastcoins.cf! It runs on the moneypot API, giving us all a huge bankroll to work with. With a working faucet and a meager 0.9% house edge! It is interconnected with our faucet, rotator and everything to come! We're always on the lookout for a new member! We're always improving our scripts and content for faster loading and a more enjoyable experience! Lose A Cent, Make A Dollar.Any suggestions? Opinions? Ideas? Problems? Comment below!
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Well, you can "buy" a few satoshi from a faucet Well I guess the minimum in my country is one cent of vision, as that's the lowest possible denomination of the Australian dollar. Since that is also the minimum that can be transacted, I guess that's the minimum amount of bitcoin you can buy. Maybe in another country you can buy a few satoshi, due to the low denominations. But none will want to sell a few satoshi xD
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I'm currently having a little trouble with moneypot. I've set up the dice site, but after you log in, everything stays at loading.
Screenshot: http://imgur.com/rjxkDXg
You can see it here: http://www.dice.fastcoins.cf
Has anyone had this problem, and know a fix? Or have I done something wrong? I've even tried deleting all the files on my ftp server, reuploading and reconfiguring, but to no avail.EDIT - I've fixed this problem already!
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My friend came up with this awesome script that he loaded onto his router xD Whenever you open a gambling site that he has saved on the script, it will reroute you to this. Oh, god. The first time I saw it, I nearly shat my pants. I went over to his house for a project, and then I thought it would be funny to gamble some of his Steam items away. Not funny. So not funny. And me? I just set up a proxy that blocks out all the gambling sites I have saved on my router. I don't have time, nor the balls to see that image again. You could also bet a few thousand dollars, lose it, then force yourself to go cold turkey, as you don't have any money to gamble with, but I don't recommend it. :-/
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That strong urge to gamble that you often feel is one of two things: - You want to recoup your losses, as meager or as ass-whoppingly large they are. - You won last time, and it felt so good to make profit. Why not make that profit again? It wasn't that hard! Well, both of these mindsets are quite financially "fatal". They urge you to gamble more, no matter what streak you're on. Good, bad, it doesn't matter. Greed is a natural instinct with all of us. Why not make that extra dollar? And even worse, with the house edge of most casinos, you're bound to lose, unless you're on a dice site and martingale your way around with a 1 satoshi base bet and a 10 bitcoin bankroll I used to have a gambling addiction too, so I set up a proxy on my router and got my friend to take care of the login details for the proxy. I personally know alot of ways to get around it, but I have controlled myself.
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TBH, I would never want to sell my bitcoin. They are a sort of antiquity to me. I personally feel that I have more power when I am holding a crypto-dollar, than a gold coin. Maybe that's just me, but I feel that way. I would only sell my coins if there was a sudden huge spike in the Bitcoin price (and I mean huge, and straight after the drop after the spike, I will buy back again ), or if there was some discovery that would definitely leave bitcoin for deads. One way or another, I will still believe in some sort of currency. Whether it's Bitcoin, Bitcoin v2, or some regular shitcoin.
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Well, most people like to say that they will buy a ton of bitcoin if it drops to $100, etc. But I feel that if bitcoin ever drops that low again, I would lose all hope. Bitcoin is a volatile currency that is supposed to streak across the charts, but no in the low hundreds, but the high thousands. If bitcoin drops that low, something is horrible, horribly wrong, and I will cash out ASAP. Maybe if bitcoin becomes more of a steady currency, I will stop checking coindesk every half hour xD
I would only exchange all my fiat for bitcoin if: - My local currency is becoming highly unstable - Bitcoin starts to steady out, not erratic jumps - When we find a way to purge those bitcoin whales, who can pump their coins into the market and slap the bitcoin community around.
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As people above have said, you're collateral is highly insufficient. Probably a scam. Even if it isn't a scam, why is the interest so low of the fusion for this is a whole month? It's pretty fishy and over away if another, a bad deal.
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I can do this loan if you provide the following: - Increase the interest to 33%, so you pay me back 0.04 BTC - Provide the oldest signed message you can provide. Doesn't have to be the absolute, just the oldest you can sign, as long as it is more than 6 months old. - Escrow w/ Master-P If you want to take up my offer, please post in my loan thread for reference. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1250089.new#newI'm sorry the interest is so high. I can not accept it. Ok then. What's the oldest signed message you can provide, and what's the highest interest we can settle on? I'm unsure about your trustability, so if might take me a while to think.
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I can do this loan if you provide the following: - Increase the interest to 33%, so you pay me back 0.04 BTC - Provide the oldest signed message you can provide. Doesn't have to be the absolute, just the oldest you can sign, as long as it is more than 6 months old. - Escrow w/ Master-P If you want to take up my offer, please post in my loan thread for reference. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1250089.new#new
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I think it should be dynamic, or even just for a week, we try our am the options, and miners vote on a specific option. That way we'll get the best option possible.
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This is a pretty interesting post. Good job and thanks!
Just a question, what is a BIP?
Would it be bad if we had a 2mb block? How long would it take to mine?
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It's a pretty cool walkthrough of the facility. I'm not sure about those graphics cards though... Why not ASICS? What's the mining power? 1 Gh/S? xD
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So it's a cool script made specifically for educational purposes, as it has multiple security flaws. I'm taking some look into this script, could you tell me those flaws?
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I'm still looking this loan
I am willing to find this loan if you answer the following: What are you going to do with the funds? Can you add any thing to your escrow? It's a little cheap. Maybe a few steam items, I might accept them. Are you using escrow?
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Hey guys, I have sent you guys an email regarding my lost key. I can provide the email it was sent from, gabe****@gmail.com. Is that enough proof for you guys?
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Reserved for defaulted and active loans. Thanks to all the people who get a loan from me! I love helping people :I
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Sir_Lagsalot's Awesome Loans! Hey guys, I'm looking into this loaning thing. It seems like a good idea, I've taken a loan before and I hope others are as legit at paying back their loans as me! I currently have: 0.05 BTC
Collateral Rule: 1.5-2 times the worth of the loan
Max time to pay back: 1 week
10-20% Interest
20% Late fee
NO COLLATERAL, NO DEAL!When you want to pay me back, chuck me a PM and I will send you a unique deposit address. Preferably put your bitcointalk name into the message, so I can confirm it's you. If you have any questions, please post below. I will update with relevant information. Loan request template:Loan Amount: Reason for Taking out a Loan: Amount to be repaid: Repayment Date: Type of Collateral: Bitcoin Address:
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