I can hear Bob thinking that we're all faggots.  |
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Never heard of that, the 2 most famous Belgian guys of last week and coming weeks maybe  ..... They only don't look Belgian  . (and no Belgian sounding names....) Asterix & Obelix?  Shit dude, searching for famous Belgian guys, returns what LFC already found. Tennis related, would take us to the summer period. No fucking clue, do tell. |
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The ... legs in my village, go only up. |
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~ and pointing up at the sky is a distraction tactic.
I'm sorry for your loss.  |
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JJG, it's Thursday. Well, according to @jupiter9, where else? - in Jupiter of course. |
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You are the king of your own destiny, so you have the power to do whatever you like.
 I have spoken. |
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Sadly not, sport. My bowels let go in there one time too many. These days I limp out of my chalet and swim across to the oil terminal. Showering in the outflow is an invigorating start to anyone's day.  Always extra sensitive for the environment I see! I do hope the Pomeranian villa turns out. |
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^. Hey, I've started using drugs again, to get me through this page.
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Those days are gone, tiger.  Note the toilet seat attached to the hoist. Too bad uncleD. Nice to see you afloat though. Is that Jaywick's community swimming pool? |
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You might have to work out the plumbing yourself because Japanese plumbers are mostly incompetent.
HM likes to ski,
but a plumbers incompetence,
is universal.#haiku |
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No! Far away from the greek wines and beaches.
Please stop being so amazingly retarded. Our bitches are just fine. Festivals of viniculture and wine were devoted to Jupiter.
Nope. They were devoted to Zeus's son, Dionysus. Try harder. |
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I refuse to move anywhere sweaty. And though I don't know how sweaty it is there it's certainly close enough to other places filled with people sweating to raise my suspicions to Defcon 1.
I could buy a rotating army of small Filipinos to sit in fridges and then run out and press themselves against me until they warm up, but I think I'd rather stay put and incur a bit more expense.
Nahhhh, I remember how you used to handle it back in the days uncleD:  |
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Add maintenance costs also. They'll be more than you imagine.
Also with one estate you're next to no-where. Minimum two is required, to enter this business profitably.
Finally - as always - it's all about location.
Thanks for making me remember why I don't like RE. Maintenance costs. That was the deal breaker now I remember again. True it is, but - at one point - you can probably get subsidies if we're talking about EU. If you do, it kinda balances out the whole maintenance clusterfuck. |
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Add maintenance costs also. They'll be more than you imagine.
Also with one estate you're next to no-where. Minimum two is required, to enter this business profitably.
Finally - as always - it's all about location.
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I noticed that i'm very happy when i can help someone and they give me that smile and look in their eyes. That's the most wonderful thing. It makes me happy too and that happines lasts. It can last very long time unlike those instant happines when you buy a car...that doesn't last very long. Or when you have a sex it's a very short time of pleasure and you have to have sex again soon too get a satisfaction. And again and again. You can't never have enough. The more you have sex the more you want it. My bigest desire is to have no desire. Because you don't need anything to be happy.
That's some serious bullshit all cramped up in one paragraph mate! You seem to know quite a bit about sex for a virgin. That would be a jerk-off virgin as well? How about tantric sex? You can extend your happiness forever - or at least Stifler's mom thinks so. |
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@nutildah you wonder why i'm still a virgin? But i can tell you exactly why you f..k! You know why? I don't want to be a slave to sexual instinct. It's adicting and adiction doesn't help you to grow. If i wanted a child i would f..k.
So, what gives you pleasure? Or is feeling nice, off limits as well? I want to know what's your biggest desire. |
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Blue curtain is the gents. Red curtain is the ladies. I guess you could pay extra for that but it’s not my cup of tea.
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Put the same amount of care and attention into choosing a stop location as choosing a wife
That sounded sooo Japanese, gaijin HairyMaclairy. What else did you learn? |
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