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Other / Off-topic / Re: Tonight, I will die
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on: January 13, 2013, 07:21:14 AM
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Dank's not talking about killing himself as in suicide. He's talking about killing his ego, a new beginning etc.... (All that Dank related stuff he goes on about all the time.) Noticed 'fgervais' has just bricked himself and taken www.shitdanksays.com offline. Oh look, I'm still here, kinda. I kept an eye on this thread because I was curious but I'm really tired of this whole thing. This account is tied to my IRL identity and it would probably be bad publicity for me to hang around and keep swigning. Anyway, what's left for me to do or say here? Either dank is a massive troll or he's really that ill. Either way it's become bland, so fuck it, I'm going to go play internet spaceships instead. I was pretty much only here for the funny, and the funny dried up. Dank, if you're a troll, your current story arc sucks. If not, seek professional attention. We'll always have the hookah lounge threads. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: Tonight, I will die
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on: January 10, 2013, 03:32:27 AM
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Well, I got to says, this isn't funny anymore, and this will be my last moments on this forum. Sean, despite our many clashes on this forum over 2012, I hope that you will snap back to reality long enough to realise that no, your local PD does not have a hit called out on you, and that no one is coming after you IRL for your opinions voiced on BCT.
You fucked up with Squall, but that is an issue you will be able to resolve if you put some effort into it, and in the grand scheme of things, I'm sure your family would be more than willing to help you out.
The last few days must have been though, but for someone who professes repeatedly a love of life, it would be rather counter productive for you to do any self-harm.
Take a breather, call up your folks and actually talk to them. Not about you problems here, not about your world view.
Just ask them about their day, and live a moment of normality for once. It will do you good.
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Other / Off-topic / Re: Jobs
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on: January 09, 2013, 10:03:18 PM
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ITT dank realises (ha!) that plenty of people actually enjoy the work they do, even if it demands effort. He might also realise (ha, again!) that even if money went poof, that a barter system actually requires that one have shit to barter with, therefore requires said person to produce something of value. "Why can't people just live in peace and give me all I want" "Working means death" "The US is corrupt therefore I shouldn't have to get a job and pay back the cash I stole"  Things dank will say to try to keep up his cognitive dissonance. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 09:33:53 AM
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I really hope this season will focus on the ninja assassins the police departement sent after dank after his masterful escape from his arrest. As long as it's better than last season's concert story arc I should keep watching, but I'll be honest, the dank show isn't was it used to be. The stories are getting a bit more repetitive and the main character is less and less believable.
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Economy / Long-term offers / Re: Dank Bank Deposits - dank soul guarantee - New music Nov 30th
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on: January 09, 2013, 09:10:37 AM
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Squall is like one of the nicest people on the forums... You are just pathetic.
I hope you screw over the wrong person (soon) and they break both your legs.
Imagine what it must be like for your parents, having a pathetic thief for a son.
He is, which is why I'm going to make it up to him. I guess all of us on earths are pathetic thieves or pathetic killers, whichever you want to call us. We all steal earth's resources and life. We all kill at this point, we're equal. You stole a thousand bucks. I didn't. Hence, different, and dare I say, not equal. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 08:58:41 AM
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What amazes me is that you all seem to follow me online, 24/7, adding negativity with every post, for months now. Your lives seemingly revolve around me, they should revolve around you.
I'm not the troll here. I'm not a thief here. I unwillingly could not pay squall, just like someone who tried to pay their debts but could not.
I was banking on the inevitable USD collapse which is still destined to occur.
Oh. Wow. Also, sorry to burst your bubble princess, I simply get an email on every one of your new posts. Don't worry your little head, I don't hang out F5'ing day in day out. Dank, captain of industry, taking loans and hoping really hard the apocalypse takes place so he won't have to pay them. Not a thief, wow. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 07:30:19 AM
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A one hundred dollar gift card to Lowes? I'm dubious that it it even happened but if it did I would love to know the misguided logic of giving a unemployed man child a Lowes gift card. A subtle hint from a disapproving father? He could probably build his own meth lab/grow op with stuff from Lowes. Someone else probably could. The only thing Dank's likely to be able to do with $100 of poo poo from Lowes is flood a bathroom. Shine on you crazy goonies, shine on. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 07:09:50 AM
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You can't focus on your reality if you're judging the realities of others. The fact that this thread received
120 replies and 900 views within 24 hours of posting says wonders. People are smart enough to think for themselves and see the love through the hate.
What, that there have been absolutely no one voicing support for you? Or is it more of an argument where you're clinging to the illusion that the 800ish page views that didn't reply to this train wreck are the silent majority that somehow support your narcissism? |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 06:19:27 AM
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Was I shitting on the homeless when I gave them free food? Am I shitting on the world by telling them you're god and you can do anything you believe?
Weird perception lapse we have. Normally I would correlate shitting on someone with a consciously aware effort to instill fear in another human. For example, coercing humans for taxes, going to war with another group of humans. Killing other life is what I would call shitting on someone, I seem to be calling for an end of death.
You're shitting on poor squall who fully trusted you to repay him back. Imagine the pains someone might experience when you simply took his cash. Not intentionally. I owe squall all I have, when the US economy collapses, I'll give squall all the BTC I have. All I can say is that all will be corrected shortly. All parties will be satisfied. You'll need something more definite and faster then that. Like getting off your arse now to work and pay him back. With what? What am I to do? Rob someone of their wealth? I will continue the only thing I can do, living a non destructive lifestyle of love and music. As I said before, the end of time is near, earth will soon blossom an entirely new existence, where love gives you power rather than money. I refuse to sacrifice my will to the highest bidder if I know what I'm being paid to do is destructive. What, like you just did? Fuck, there is a long, long list of non-profits that actually pay you to do stuff that cannot in any way be construed as bad. Thing is, you have to work, and work requires an actual effort. |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 06:02:20 AM
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Was I shitting on the homeless when I gave them free food? Am I shitting on the world by telling them you're god and you can do anything you believe?
Weird perception lapse we have. Normally I would correlate shitting on someone with a consciously aware effort to instill fear in another human. For example, coercing humans for taxes, going to war with another group of humans. Killing other life is what I would call shitting on someone, I seem to be calling for an end of death.
You're shitting on poor squall who fully trusted you to repay him back. Imagine the pains someone might experience when you simply took his cash. Not intentionally. I owe squall all I have, when the US economy collapses, I'll give squall all the BTC I have. All I can say is that all will be corrected shortly. All parties will be satisfied. All parties will be satisfied because you actually get off your ass and give him your BTC/get some money, or all parties will be satisfied because you had a vision of the impending doom of the world thus money will not exist? |
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Other / Off-topic / Re: The explanation to everything
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on: January 09, 2013, 05:27:48 AM
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Just like you couldn't default.
Pattern recognition. Get some.
I wonder whether he told his friend it was in his destiny to crash the bike when he asked to borrow it... Victimless crime! |
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