As the oldest miner in the forum, I declare...

[Maria]

That today shall be known from now on, as the official Satoshi N Day.

To celebrate, we use the network with gratitude.

Mining since april 09.

Maria.

[DanielVG]

i bet for 2 BTC you're a dude.

[kokjo]

Mining since april 09.

are you able to provide proof of this? (ie. sign something with an address from a block around april 09.)

I will call you a liar, unless proof is presented.

[Explodicle]

Quite a claim! Proof?

[DanielVG]

mining nose boogers since 2009

[goodlord666]

That today shall be known from now on, as the official Satoshi N Day.

Maria.

Or, not.

[Maria]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

Miner Maria.

[Raoul Duke]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

If you have to ask I call bulshit.
Which pool did you use to mine back in '09? Slush por Deepbit?

[Maria]

young boy, back then, we did not have any pools. Solo mining was the name of the game.. I mined so much my computer caught fire. Crazy times.

[legolouman]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

Miner Maria.

That isn't how it works. You can't make some obnoxious claim, and then not prove it unless you can turn a profit.

If that were the case, I am Satoshi. If you don't believe me, I'll provide proof for 10000BTC

[Explodicle]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

sign something with an address from a block around april 09.

Signature or GTFO.

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

"Again"? You didn't say anything about a bet between your bullshit OP and my response, so I reserve the right to call bullshit for free. Bullshit.

[DanielVG]

I take that bet! you put your money where your mouth is, provide prove within 24 hours.
countdown clock:
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20120926T00&p0=%3A&msg=booger+miner

[Raoul Duke]

back then, we did not have any pools.

No shit, Sherlock...

[Fjordbit]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

Miner Maria.

It's simple to prove. Find your first reward block in the blockchain. Then transfer .112396 out of that address (I picked that number because its the message id for this thread). If there's no coins there, then you'll need to transfer some in. If you don't have control of that address anymore, find the oldest reward block you DO have access to.

[mem]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

Miner Maria.

That isn't how it works. You can't make some obnoxious claim, and then not prove it unless you can turn a profit.

If that were the case, I am Satoshi. If you don't believe me, I'll provide proof for 10000BTC

Hey it works  fine for Matthew N Wright, Inaba and BFL - seems to be how these forums measure a persons credibility.

i bet for 2 BTC you're a dude.

With that picture as a profile picture Im almost certain, 90% likely a single dude as well.

and Psy, still an abusive idiot I see (LOL).

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

If you have to ask I call bulshit.
Which pool did you use to mine back in '09? Slush por Deepbit?

back then, we did not have any pools.

No shit, Sherlock...

Psy, doesnt let being blatantly wrong stop him from insulting others for being right.

[kokjo]

I can prove it.

no you can't.

What is the best way to prove it?

as said before: sign something!
if you are not able to understand this, you was certainly not able to setup a miner back in the good old days.

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is,

im not interested in your money. im not gonna fall for you trying to buy me out.

you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

respect is earned! not taken! and so far you have not proofed that you earned anything. 

lying asshole!

[DanielVG]

12 hours to go to provide proof or pay up 30 BTC maria!

I take that bet! you put your money where your mouth is, provide prove within 24 hours.
countdown clock:
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20120926T00&p0=%3A&msg=booger+miner

I take that bet! you put your money where your mouth is, provide prove within 24 hours.
countdown clock:
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20120926T00&p0=%3A&msg=booger+miner

I take that bet! you put your money where your mouth is, provide prove within 24 hours.
countdown clock:
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20120926T00&p0=%3A&msg=booger+miner

[Gabi]

I can prove it. What is the best way to prove it?

Again, min bet is 10 BTC. If I am lying you win 30 BTC, if I am telling the truth you pay me 10 BTC. Put your money where your mouth is, you are talking to the oldest miner here so have some fucking respect.

Miner Maria.

It's simple to prove. Find your first reward block in the blockchain. Then transfer .112396 out of that address (I picked that number because its the message id for this thread). If there's no coins there, then you'll need to transfer some in. If you don't have control of that address anymore, find the oldest reward block you DO have access to.

No need to transfer bitcoins!

The bitcoin client offer a very useful option that allow you to prove you own an address and sign a message with it.

So, Maria, c'mon, sign a message with your oldest address, one that contain mined coins and post it on forum. Before i too put you in ignore for trolling 

[Maria]

First of all, the dude with the timer, who the fuck said that I had 24 hrs to prove it? Go suck a big dick.

Second, I have never signed anything using bitcoin, and that sounds like a neat feature. Can somebody explain how this is done?

And third, I will not prove anything until I see at least 1000 BTC on the table, so somebody work the spreadsheet.

Last, If I am lying, not only will I pay, but I will take the scammer tag and a BAN and follow Matthew straight to hell.


Money Where Your Mouth Is.

Maria.

[BadBear]

First of all, the dude with the timer, who the fuck said that I had 24 hrs to prove it? Go suck a big dick.

Second, I have never signed anything using bitcoin, and that sounds like a neat feature. Can somebody explain how this is done?

And third, I will not prove anything until I see at least 1000 BTC on the table, so somebody work the spreadsheet.

Last, If I am lying, not only will I pay, but I will take the scammer tag and a BAN and follow Matthew straight to hell.


Money Where Your Mouth Is.

Maria.

People call you out on it, first it's 10 btc, now it's 1k, what next? Once somebody does that, then it'll be 10k?