Dear FBI, CIA, NSA, and SEC authorities on bitcointalk.org...

[jimbobway]

I was just wondering if you guys could register here at bitcoin and introduce yourselves and tell us why you are here.  No need to lurk.  We have a strong feeling you are reading these forums.

Moderators, please leave this thread up for a day or two.  I just want to see if this thread gets any bites.

[HorseRider]

Occupying sofa. Looking forward to what those guy would say.

[novusordo]

I was just wondering if you guys could register here at bitcoin and introduce yourselves and tell us why you are here.  No need to lurk.  We have a strong feeling you are reading these forums.

Moderators, please leave this thread up for a day or two.  I just want to see if this thread gets any bites.

I was going to post a witty reply involving pretending to be affiliated with one of those organizations, but then I realized that they probably ARE watching and I'd get v&.

Maybe Jimbobway is part of the FBI, CIA, NSA, or SEC, and is trying to get the trolls v& so that the forum will be a better place. I tip my tinfoil hat to you, good sir.

[evoorhees]

I wonder if they know we lurk on their forums?

[CJGoodings]

You realize the only response you might get now is a person trying to impersonating a federal agent/spook.

[wksantiago]

Maybe they have a sense of humor and reply 

[Piper67]

Maybe they have a sense of humor and reply 

Fuck, that's some funny shit right there!

[Raoul Duke]

I was searching for a reason to post the following gif, and I just found it lol
For best impact please read the thread title followed by the message on the gif




PS: I really don't care. It's a public forum, ain't it? If I can spend countless hours here so can they

[adamstgBit]

I was just wondering if you guys could register here at bitcoin and introduce yourselves and tell us why you are here.
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also be sure to tell us when you first heard about bitcoin and at what price you first jumped-in 

[caffeinewriter]

I'm sincerely interested to see if any actual feds with actual proof actually post here.

[justusranvier]

This will never work. The TLA people are never going to speak up.

Instead, everybody who doesn't work for the FBI, CIA, NSA or SEC should say so.

[evoorhees]

I was just wondering if you guys could register here at bitcoin and introduce yourselves and tell us why you are here.
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also be sure to tell us when you first heard about bitcoin and at what price you first jumped-in 

Also tell us if it bothers you that your savings are depreciating at 3-5% per year, and whether you know that your pensions from the Federal Government will never payout what they've promised you? We're good listeners, please speak freely on your concerns.

[jasinlee]

I have a buddy that works for the NSA, but I think he like checks bags at the airport, I could get him to hop on here if you want.

[Dalkore]

I have a buddy that works for the NSA, but I think he like checks bags at the airport, I could get him to hop on here if you want.

You mean TSA


lul whut?

[jasinlee]

No he supervises them, although he might just be full of crap and told me NSA to attempt to sound cool.

[cbeast]

Why would a cop care about this forum? That's what mods are for. heh

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

Why would a cop care about this forum? That's what mods are for. heh

On a forum in our country a reporter was lurking and did a story on one of the users about something. So it is possible.

[kjj]

More fun when you make a game of it.

[Fluttershy]

How do you know there aren't feds who legit use bitcoins because they know too much and want to protect their interest?

[kjj]

How do you know there aren't feds who legit use bitcoins because they know too much and want to protect their interest?

The market cap is too low for The Company to care.  We need to grow by a couple of zeros before it will be useful.  I know that isn't what you asked, but still...