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September 27, 2012, 09:38:28 PM
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Here's a little game called "The Vending Machine".

It goes like this.

Person 1:
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I put in a pencil

Person 2:
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You get a chimpanzee

I put in a banana

Person 3:
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You get a black hole

I put in a webcam

And so on and so forth.

Here we go!

I put in a kilogram of aerogel.

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September 27, 2012, 10:40:04 PM
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Wait wait!

Does it have to make sense?

Like when you say you put in a chimpanzee...and the other guy gets a banana for it..

Shouldn't it be the other way around?


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September 27, 2012, 10:44:12 PM
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Wait wait!

Does it have to make sense?

Like when you say you put in a chimpanzee...and the other guy gets a banana for it..

Shouldn't it be the other way around?



It can make as much (or as little) sense as you want.

For example:
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I put in a quarter

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You get Satoshi Nakamoto's Disembodied voice and his left hand welded to your forehead.

I put in RAIDS (Rabies/AIDS)

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September 27, 2012, 10:55:44 PM
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I put in a dick.

You get HIV.

is that how it works?

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September 27, 2012, 11:36:27 PM
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I put in a dick.

You get HIV.

is that how it works?

Close, just reverse it. What you get is what the person below you gives you. And you give the person above you something.

I put in a baby pitbull.

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September 28, 2012, 12:28:39 AM
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I put in a baby pitbull.

You get punched in the face.

I put in a bottle of shampoo.
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September 28, 2012, 01:07:50 AM
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I put in a baby pitbull.

You get punched in the face.

I put in a bottle of shampoo.

You get a vial of Bill Gates' sperm.

I put in HAL-9000

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September 28, 2012, 01:31:14 AM
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You get a vial of Bill Gates' sperm.

I put in HAL-9000

You get Lost in Space.

I put in Crow T. Robot
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September 28, 2012, 04:33:20 PM
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You get Lost in Space.

I put in Crow T. Robot

You get Joel Hodgson's Peabody Award

I put in a 3.3 GPA

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September 28, 2012, 05:23:47 PM
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You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...
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September 28, 2012, 05:25:49 PM
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You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...
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September 28, 2012, 05:33:20 PM
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You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...

You get a hug. I need new shoes.

I put in one boob.
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September 28, 2012, 06:07:43 PM
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You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...

You get a hug. I need new shoes.

I put in one boob.

You get an industrial performance nipple clamp.

I put in 100%.


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September 28, 2012, 06:09:00 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.
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September 28, 2012, 06:43:44 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

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September 28, 2012, 06:58:37 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid
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September 28, 2012, 07:02:46 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

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September 28, 2012, 07:30:36 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
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September 28, 2012, 07:35:59 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who

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September 28, 2012, 07:43:36 PM
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You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad
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