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Here's a little game called "The Vending Machine".

It goes like this.

Person 1:

Person 2:

Person 3:

And so on and so forth.

Here we go!

I put in a kilogram of aerogel.

Wait wait!

Does it have to make sense?

Like when you say you put in a chimpanzee...and the other guy gets a banana for it..

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

It can make as much (or as little) sense as you want.

For example:

I put in a dick.

You get HIV.

is that how it works?

Close, just reverse it. What you get is what the person below you gives you. And you give the person above you something.

I put in a baby pitbull.

You get punched in the face.

I put in a bottle of shampoo.

You get a vial of Bill Gates' sperm.

I put in HAL-9000

You get Lost in Space.

I put in Crow T. Robot

You get Joel Hodgson's Peabody Award

I put in a 3.3 GPA

You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...

You get a hug. I need new shoes.

I put in one boob.

You get an industrial performance nipple clamp.

I put in 100%.

You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.

You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob :(

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.

You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

You get mother fucking science

I put in a chinese.

You get a little Wong.

I put in wealthy friends.

You get friends with weed, indeed.

I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.

You get your wish ejected into your stomach at high speeds, knocking the wind out of you and leaving a nasty bruise.

I put in a protein shake with wheat grass juice.

You get a massive attack of the farts.

Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.

You get a BTC10,000 Pizza.

I put in the FBI.

You get PEDOBEAR.
I put in an iPhone 5

You get laughed at by all the Android users whose phones already exist and work well without controversy.

I put in the check the US Postal service failed to deliver for their $5 billion shortfall in funding their retirement plan yesterday.

You get a 601k. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189425/quotes)

I put in Paul.

I get Jane.
I put in Johnny.

You get to start over.

I put in my last year's tax return.

You get Mitt Romney.

I put in a 60% loss.

You get my investment portfolio after 4 years of Obama management of the economy.

I put in a wad of 4 million Iraqi dinars.

You get a mangy puppy.

I put in a ghost chili.

You get a matching pair of boobs, neatly vacuum-sealed and shrink-wrapped, wrapped in colorful paper, and tied up with red and green ribbons. The largest ribbon has "To: Katie McKinley" embroidered on it in metallic gold thread. The attached gift card reads: because their original owner will never love them as much as you will.

I put in a Get Out of Hell Free card (not valid on weekends, holidays, or silk binges, expires December 20th, 2012).

You get a fat, angry black man named Thomas.

I put in some lint I pulled from my bellybutton.

You get 3000 enron shares.

I put in my milkshakes.

You get my boys to the yard.

I put in an old weed whacker.

You get a case of the muncies.

I put in my obligatory daily spam post for a giveaway.

You get spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, and spam.

I put in a dead parrot.

You get a banananananananananananananananahahananananananananananananananana

I put in a sugar cube

You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

You get dextroamphetamines.

I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k..........


You get a nickle

I put in the last bits of my sanity.

Hehe, hooray ADHD meds.

You get jack shit.

I put in George Bush's IQ. Oh wait, I have to actually put something in. I put in an eraser.

You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

You get the village people on 8track

I put in my dignity

You get mauled by a honey badger.

I put in a satoshi.

You get a mason jar full of semen

I put in a $25 million cashiers check

You get a genuine Nigerian Prince who wrote that check, and can provide you with a check cashing verification letter, absolutely risky free if you can just advance him the document processing fees.

I put in an old 2 kopek piece I found in a Leningrad subway station in 1981.

You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

You get diabetes

I put in a rusty hacksaw

You get the private keys to Bitcoin Talk's donation address.

I put in 24 used napkins.

You get an unused fork.

I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.

You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.

You get a dishwasher.

I put in a live cougar.

You get hydroponic catnip.

I put in a dead website.

You get this website. (http://www.pennyjuice.com/htmlversion/whoispj.htm)

I put in tweets.

You get back a sooty canary out of the coal mine.

I put in a firehose.

You get a very clean canary from the coal mine.

I put in a coin-sized ACME portable hole.

HAHA yay Thomas!



You get an exercise ball.

I put in incriminating evidence from a crime scene.

You get poon-tang.

I put in academia

You get overwhelming student loans debt.

I put in as many chocolate coins that i can shove in

You get empty chocolate coin wrappers.

I put in a "Mr. Hands" video