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October 05, 2012, 09:14:44 PM |
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Bring them here, in hopes they won't be repeated.
Here's one:
Always get it in writing. Whatever it is. This includes receipts.
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malevolent
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October 05, 2012, 10:26:25 PM |
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Always get it in writing. Whatever it is. This includes receipts.
+1 good one Here's one of my first, when I was 6.5 years old: If someone else doesn't obey the rules of traffic and common sense, doesn't mean you shouldn't.
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Blind
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October 06, 2012, 03:16:55 PM |
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Never expose yourself to fire. Once jumped through hay fire 3 meter high, ended up with no hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes, burnt face and smooth legs.
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Never gamble on a fart if you can't afford it. Everyone gambled on it at some point in their lives and have lost.
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Best before date ain't for shits and giggles.
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Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem. -- Ronald Reagan
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goodlord666
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October 06, 2012, 07:24:28 PM |
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How the hell do you gamble on a fart? Do I have to take this literally? .. Wait! I don't wanna know.
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October 06, 2012, 07:48:42 PM |
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Never promise anything in the immediate wake of someone's death.*
That Distribution's #1 point above applies even (and maybe especially) when it's family.
When a lawyer says he doesn't handle probate normally but he's willing to give it a go, run away.
*OK, this one wasn't my hard way but I've seen it cause trouble for others.
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cedivad
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October 06, 2012, 07:57:34 PM |
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I'm not smarter than you, and you are not smarter than me. We are simply different. Ass licking works. Whatever you are up to, given that you put in enought resources and time, you will reach it. The question is, was it worth it?
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Bitcoin = Money for the people, by the people.
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October 06, 2012, 08:28:01 PM |
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Only trust yourself, you are the only one in the world who won't fuck you over.
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October 06, 2012, 09:01:00 PM |
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I'm not smarter than you, and you are not smarter than me. We are simply different.
+1. Nujabes has a song all about that. I ain't better than you, i just think different". As for me, Its usually a good idea not to try to rub noses with a grumpy dog. 6 year old me learned the hard way with a dog tooth through his lip.
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Distribution (OP)
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October 06, 2012, 11:18:42 PM |
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Only trust yourself, you are the only one in the world who won't fuck you over.
In my experience, I'd say this is for the most part true. However, I have let myself down plenty of times.
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Blind
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October 07, 2012, 12:06:19 AM |
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How the hell do you gamble on a fart? Do I have to take this literally? .. Wait! I don't wanna know.
"It will be silent" "It won't smell" "It will be dry" Young or lucky one, your time shall come. --- Only trust yourself, you are the only one in the world who won't fuck you over.
"We have met the enemy and he is us."
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Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem. -- Ronald Reagan
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MiningBuddy
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October 07, 2012, 12:10:47 AM |
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No mater how much you practice treating people as you wish to be treated someone is always ready to take advantage and try and screw you over
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October 07, 2012, 02:23:55 PM Last edit: October 07, 2012, 10:11:23 PM by legitnick |
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AndrewBUD
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October 07, 2012, 02:30:08 PM |
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Coke is very addictive, but I prefer Pepsi
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Let the chips fall where they may.
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October 07, 2012, 05:48:50 PM |
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Hacking is bad
As the OP says, Citation NeededWhat I learned the hard way: With a bicycle it is possible to have a single-vehicle crash with the ground. steps to reproduce: - Learn the counter steering techinque.
- Take a turn a high speed with your inside pedal low to the ground.
- When you find yourself upright again (after a pedal strike), use counter-steering to force the bike back into a lean instead of braking.
- When you pedal strikes the ground a second time, the front wheel and fork will fold.
- I escaped major injury by letting go of the bike, doing a summersault (with a half twist?), landing on my feet and catching the bike before it hit me in the face. YMMV.
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QuantumKiwi
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October 07, 2012, 08:30:00 PM |
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Police - Never stir the fuckers up.
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Liberty Payout
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October 07, 2012, 09:28:25 PM |
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How the hell do you gamble on a fart? Do I have to take this literally? .. Wait! I don't wanna know.
"It will be silent" "It won't smell" "It will be dry" Young or lucky one, your time shall come. --- Only trust yourself, you are the only one in the world who won't fuck you over.
"We have met the enemy and he is us." +1
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panda1
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October 07, 2012, 09:29:52 PM |
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If the snow is yellow don't eat it.
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Distribution (OP)
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October 08, 2012, 02:01:02 AM |
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Always backup your data, on your computer, your phone, everything, multiple times and multiple places. I believe the rule of thumb is two onsite and one offsite.
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AndrewBUD
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October 08, 2012, 02:55:07 PM |
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The only thing more painful than being a husband is being a father.
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October 08, 2012, 02:57:13 PM |
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Life is completely meaningless and rudderless: The pain endured trying to please certain institutions and people was in vain.
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