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Author Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc)  (Read 3562 times)
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August 21, 2015, 05:25:06 PM
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Here is my one liner:


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August 21, 2015, 05:26:52 PM
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Here is my one liner:


This forum.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
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August 21, 2015, 05:27:34 PM
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Here is my one liner:


This forum.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do.

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August 21, 2015, 05:29:59 PM
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Here is my one liner:


This forum.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do.

Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin).

(This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)

 Roll Eyes
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August 21, 2015, 05:33:02 PM
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This is my own creation!  Grin

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August 21, 2015, 05:35:08 PM
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Clouds

Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brighter day.
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August 21, 2015, 05:35:52 PM
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Clouds

Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brigthter day.


The joke must be related to Bitcoins Cheesy

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August 21, 2015, 05:36:25 PM
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Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin).

(This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)

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Hahaha. That's a good one!

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August 21, 2015, 05:39:18 PM
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Does BiPolarBob have a cold storage?

No it has melted into a hot wallet from all the giveaways on Bitcointalk forum.
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August 21, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
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My second joke

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

And its gone.
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August 21, 2015, 06:01:43 PM
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BULLS


Q: How do you keep bull guys BTC from charging?
 
A: By canceling its credit card.

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August 21, 2015, 06:03:55 PM
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The other day a miner told me his GPU was close to burning out, My Advice? Drop it in the pool.

I've never been good at jokes, at least trying is what matters ^.^
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August 21, 2015, 06:05:34 PM
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Why bitcoin is often heard in the hack , and doge not hacked ?
Because dogecoin have a dog logo , and hackers are afraid their actions smell   Wink
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August 21, 2015, 06:07:06 PM
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August 21, 2015, 06:27:04 PM
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How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A million.

One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
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August 21, 2015, 06:30:02 PM
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"Bitcoin needs to remain decentralized which is why maintaining the 1MB limit and moving daily transactions to off-chain centralized third parties is the only solution"
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August 21, 2015, 06:32:54 PM
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Hello Bob, I hope this can make your day.

Q : What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A : A fiata.
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August 21, 2015, 06:34:30 PM
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Bitcoin and Fiat meet eachother on the street.

Bitcoin greets Fiat friendly: "Hey buddy, how are you doing? Great day today isn't it?

Fiat: "meh I guess I'm ok, could've been worse. And how are you Bitcoin?"

Bitcoin: "Dangit I'm feeling terrible! Someone just dumped me!"


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August 21, 2015, 06:45:03 PM
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What's the difference between a newbie who is learning and a guy with many THs account on an online cloudmining company?

The newbie has a chance of get some profit.  Wink  Grin

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August 21, 2015, 07:02:22 PM
Last edit: August 22, 2015, 02:18:11 AM by TheButterZone
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TheButterZone thought he could sell stuff to benefit charities for BTC. The end.

Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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