Mitchell
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August 21, 2015, 05:25:06 PM |
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Mitchell
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August 21, 2015, 05:27:34 PM |
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Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do. |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:29:59 PM |
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Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do. Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin). (This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)  |
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Sarthak
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August 21, 2015, 05:33:02 PM |
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This is my own creation!   |
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Punggawa
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August 21, 2015, 05:35:08 PM |
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Clouds
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brighter day.
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Sarthak
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August 21, 2015, 05:35:52 PM |
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Clouds
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brigthter day.
The joke must be related to Bitcoins  |
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Mitchell
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August 21, 2015, 05:36:25 PM |
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Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin). (This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession) Hahaha. That's a good one! |
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Wendigo
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August 21, 2015, 05:39:18 PM |
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Does BiPolarBob have a cold storage?
No it has melted into a hot wallet from all the giveaways on Bitcointalk forum.
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Racey
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Soon, I have to go away.
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August 21, 2015, 05:42:26 PM |
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My second joke  I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet. |
And its gone.
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gordonhill
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August 21, 2015, 06:01:43 PM |
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BULLS
Q: How do you keep bull guys BTC from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.
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MrHighlands
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August 21, 2015, 06:03:55 PM |
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The other day a miner told me his GPU was close to burning out, My Advice? Drop it in the pool.
I've never been good at jokes, at least trying is what matters ^.^
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MadeinCoin
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August 21, 2015, 06:05:34 PM |
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Why bitcoin is often heard in the hack , and doge not hacked ? Because dogecoin have a dog logo , and hackers are afraid their actions smell  |
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fruito
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August 21, 2015, 06:07:06 PM |
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Kanapka
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August 21, 2015, 06:27:04 PM |
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How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million.
One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
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jeffthebaker
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August 21, 2015, 06:30:02 PM |
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"Bitcoin needs to remain decentralized which is why maintaining the 1MB limit and moving daily transactions to off-chain centralized third parties is the only solution"
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marilynmanson21
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August 21, 2015, 06:32:54 PM |
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Hello Bob, I hope this can make your day.
Q : What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A : A fiata.
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Sumerian
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August 21, 2015, 06:34:30 PM |
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Bitcoin and Fiat meet eachother on the street.
Bitcoin greets Fiat friendly: "Hey buddy, how are you doing? Great day today isn't it?
Fiat: "meh I guess I'm ok, could've been worse. And how are you Bitcoin?"
Bitcoin: "Dangit I'm feeling terrible! Someone just dumped me!"
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BTCPOOLMINING
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August 21, 2015, 06:45:03 PM |
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What's the difference between a newbie who is learning and a guy with many THs account on an online cloudmining company? The newbie has a chance of get some profit. |
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TheButterZone
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RIP Mommy
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August 21, 2015, 07:02:22 PM
Last edit: August 22, 2015, 02:18:11 AM by TheButterZone |
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Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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