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August 21, 2015, 04:49:36 PM |
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BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1This round's prize: 0.12345BTCThis round's theme: BTC BITCOIN BTCRules: Tell a joke, personal story, anything funny about this round's theme! Winner will get the round's prize. One entry per person. You can tell multiple jokes to keep the humor going, but it still counts as one entry. There is btc prizes, but the main purpose of Tell-A-Joke is to keep the forum light-hearted and happy.
There are plenty of scams, trolls, and fights. But that doesn't mean we have to focus on them.  |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 04:50:36 PM |
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Here's my lame attempt... I hope I win  Rolling Stones: "I see a red door and I want it painted black"Q: How come? A: QuickSeller thought the door looked suspicious and gave it neg trust. |
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Wendigo
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August 21, 2015, 04:57:28 PM |
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Hello Bob I recently heard this one so decided to share: Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU? A: He was mining before it was cool. |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 04:59:43 PM |
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Hello Bob I recently heard this one so decided to share: Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU? A: He was mining before it was cool. haha Took me a moment there. |
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trafficolaa
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August 21, 2015, 04:59:59 PM |
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Hey Bob is there any time period to submit our entries into this fun contest or when you will pick a winner than it will be ended?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:01:53 PM |
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Hey Bob is there any time period to submit our entries into this fun contest or when you will pick a winner than it will be ended?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
I'm not sure yet.. I was thinking a few days or however long it takes to get a good collection of jokes. I will fine-tune this process after a few rounds of it. Yeah the joke can be from anywhere. The idea is to make people laugh |
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August 21, 2015, 05:04:38 PM |
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George and Jack are sitting behind the bar. George asks Jack: "would you like a beer?" Jack says: "do you ask a cow if he likes hay??"
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Sarthak
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August 21, 2015, 05:07:22 PM |
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I loved this one Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Will my entry count if i post joke that someone already posted on another thread? Like this one? |
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gandalfar
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August 21, 2015, 05:08:18 PM |
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Since BiPolarBob lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more And the other half ? They don't know yet that has lost it. I love you. Only funny |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:08:38 PM |
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Will my entry count if i post joke that someone already posted on another thread? Like this one?
That's fine too! |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:10:40 PM |
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Since BiPolarBob lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more And the other half ? They don't know yet that has lost it. I love you. Only funny Cutting jokes are the most funny of all   |
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cazkooo
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August 21, 2015, 05:12:05 PM |
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does. |
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Quickseller
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August 21, 2015, 05:13:08 PM |
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Scammers, scammers everywhere
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
Transaction Malliability
Q: Why did Newsweek's satoshi keep granting interviews to reporters?
A: He wanted to double spend his free-lunch money.
Mt Gox:
Q: What was Mt. Gox's business model?
A: To short Bitcoin when it was under $1 and never attempt to cover the position until the price was at $1,200
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:14:04 PM |
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Scammers, scammers everywhere
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
BOOM! |
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Racey
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Soon, I have to go away.
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August 21, 2015, 05:18:03 PM |
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Although many of you may have heard this, I still find it very funny.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: "Da-ad…" "What?" "I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…" "WHAT?" "I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!" Five minutes later: "Daaad…" "WHAT?!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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And its gone.
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trafficolaa
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August 21, 2015, 05:20:18 PM |
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Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
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Sarthak
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August 21, 2015, 05:21:21 PM |
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gordonhill
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August 21, 2015, 05:22:02 PM |
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BIT TALK
Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 21, 2015, 05:23:55 PM |
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BIT TALK
Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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That joke bytes   |
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Rago
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August 21, 2015, 05:25:02 PM |
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GIRL: Where were you born?
BOY: EARTH ..
GIRL: which part?
BOY: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in EARTH .
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