BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc)

[Akbarkoe]

BitPay, Coinbase, and MT.Gox walk into a bar. Bitpay orders a drink and the bartender says, “That’ll be $2.50.” BitPay pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, “Hey!  You didn’t pay!” BitPay says, “Yes I did, here’s the TX ID.”

Coinbase orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $3.75.’ Coinbase pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey!  You didn’t pay!’ Coinbase says, ‘Yes I did, here’s the TX ID.’

MtGox orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $8.50.’  (Cos it’s a triple caramel macchiato from Starbucks.) MtGox pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey!  You didn’t pay!’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $8.50.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $12.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $12.75.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $120.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $120.75.’

[sukamasoto]

 

Here's my first attempt

Little Johnny

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

[BiPolarBobs ghost]

TheButterZone thought he could sell stuff to benefit charities for BTC. The end.

*Dies laughing*

[raysa]

I have a story when I entered the contest on twitterTakeMyBitcoins and when it is to the theme of Helloween and create photo Selfi scary zombie.
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie  

and this my face after makeup LMAO



I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin  
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649

[RealPhotoshoper]

One day, a little boy climbing a mango tree. But suddenly , he was caught by the owner of the mango tree .
"Hey , brat . Go down you ! Taking the mango belongs to someone else as one wishes. I 'll tell your father later and you will suck it. " snapped the tree owner .
Feeling nervous , the boy looked up the tree and said , "Dad ... we found out ! "

damn ..... they are stealing together when the three owner threatens the boy to tell this accident to his father lol.


i hope you guys love my short story. 

[Hexcoin]

Q: How many bitcoins does it take to eat some food?

A: I don't know because the price usually fluctuates

[berkelip]

A soldier lost his dick in a battle. The doctors tried hard, and successfully replace his dick with imitation made of plastic from old GPU scrap material.
Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin!

[yakelbtc]

Boy: are you apple?
Girl : no, WHY?
Boy: because you are my APPLE of my eyes

[harizen]

Man 1 : How many bitcoin does your grandfather have? Mine have 500 Bitcoins.

Man 2 : Only 500 dude? My grandfather have 1000 Bitcoins. Imagine that amount.

Man 1: Damn so many!

Man 3: Excuse me, can you please step aside. My grandfather sleeps in a room fill with bitcoins. Even his pillows are bitcoins.

Man 1 & 2 : Don't make us laugh you damn a**hole . Tell us who's your grandfather?

Man 3 :  Satoshi Nakamoto

[Quickseller]

A soldier lost his dick in a battle. The doctors tried hard, and successfully replace his dick with imitation made of plastic from old GPU scrap material.
Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin! []http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/ngakak.gif[/img]

LOL. WTF

You certainly have quite the......imagination

[sick of life]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

[ndnh]

Pokémon (ポケモン Pokemon?, /ˈpoʊkeɪmɒn/ poh-kay-mon)[1][2] is a media franchise created by Satoshi Nakamoto in 1995. 

The Pokémon anime series and films are a meta-series of adventures separate from the canon that most of the Pokémon video games follow (with the exception of Pokémon Yellow, a game based loosely on the anime storyline). The anime follows the quest of the main character, Ash Ketchum[31] (known as Satoshi in Japan) a Pokémon Master in training, as he and a small group of friends[31] travel around the fictitious world of Pokémon along with their Pokémon partners.

Reference: Wikipedia.

[Sumerian]

I have a story when I entered the contest on twitterTakeMyBitcoins and when it is to the theme of Helloween and create photo Selfi scary zombie.
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie  

and this my face after makeup LMAO



I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin  
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649

Lol, that looks rather painful. Did your face come out the same when you were done?

[botany]

A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The bitcoin sighs and replies, "I lost my key." The bartender say, "maybe someone will find it."

Trillions of years later, no one has.

[ndnh]

Chuck Norris fact.

Chuck Norris figured out all the private keys. Now he is working on the public ones.

[SebastianJu]

Scamcoins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIasr2AiyZ0

:D

I know, it's old but i only found it recently and it gave me a lot of good laughs.

[JosIzem]

Today I met a person whose face was looking like this -

Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply

and we all know what he replies, LOL

[Mitchell]

Today I met a person whose face was looking like this -

Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply

and we all know what he replies, LOL

I know what he would reply to me.

[Congtyn]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

[ilikemandarin]

1 guy bought a box of mandarins in 2011 with a bucks of btc's

Another bought the entire shop with same amount 2 years later

I like mandarin.