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October 02, 2015, 12:24:18 PM
Last edit: October 04, 2015, 02:22:43 AM by codishmumu
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*Recycled thread* Trying not to have too many posts on the first page, so I might keep recycling this one.

I should just put that on a t-shirt and just walk around with it. I NEED a husband. I use to be okay being by myself, but now I really crave intimacy. I get anxiety, and wake up with wet panties squirming in bed touching myself. I'm lonely....

I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.

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October 04, 2015, 12:34:18 AM
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...Touching myself now.
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October 04, 2015, 12:52:23 AM
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*Recycled thread* Trying not to have too many posts on the first page, so I might keep recycling this one.

You can't move your finished topics to Archival and start new ones, so it doesn't seem like history (of your BTC transactions) is being deleted for no good reason?

Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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October 04, 2015, 12:57:33 AM
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*Recycled thread* Trying not to have too many posts on the first page, so I might keep recycling this one.

You can't move your finished topics to Archival and start new ones, so it doesn't seem like history (of your BTC transactions) is being deleted for no good reason?
.....I have btc transactions? I didn't even know I had btc transactions. Can you explain this to me better? Am I in trouble for rewriting my thread?
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October 04, 2015, 01:20:15 AM
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*Recycled thread* Trying not to have too many posts on the first page, so I might keep recycling this one.

You can't move your finished topics to Archival and start new ones, so it doesn't seem like history (of your BTC transactions) is being deleted for no good reason?
.....I have btc transactions? I didn't even know I had btc transactions. Can you explain this to me better? Am I in trouble for rewriting my thread?

If you do this for me, I suppose you and I could negotiate a reward

I suppose "reward" meant something sexual instead.

Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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October 04, 2015, 01:29:08 AM
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*Recycled thread* Trying not to have too many posts on the first page, so I might keep recycling this one.

You can't move your finished topics to Archival and start new ones, so it doesn't seem like history (of your BTC transactions) is being deleted for no good reason?
.....I have btc transactions? I didn't even know I had btc transactions. Can you explain this to me better? Am I in trouble for rewriting my thread?

If you do this for me, I suppose you and I could negotiate a reward

I suppose "reward" meant something sexual instead.
No it didn't. It meant we could negotiate one. Negotiate, meaning come to an arrangement that works on both ends.

Can we please stay on topic though...I'm still horny and you're frustrating me.
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October 04, 2015, 02:30:15 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents

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October 04, 2015, 02:41:58 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents

I do love myself. I just for some reason have anxiety now because I'm not being sexually satisfied. I'm consistently contradicting myself because I'm going crazy. It has nothing to do with loving myself. It is a physical issue. I get turned on by words easily. I hear people say sweet nothings and I'm easily turned on. So almost anyone with a good personality could have me.

I did mention I wake up with wet panties, right? Or did you not understand what that meant? I'm just horny. I haven't had sex in 7 days.
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October 04, 2015, 02:43:04 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents


Shes horny just what she wanted you to notice
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October 04, 2015, 02:45:04 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents


Shes horny just what she wanted you to notice
Thank you so much for understanding.
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October 04, 2015, 02:49:00 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents


Shes horny just what she wanted you to notice
Thank you so much for understanding.

But unfortunately you came in the wrong place this forum is not designed for what you are looking for atm.
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October 04, 2015, 02:50:04 AM
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I don't want to go on a dating site though because I have noticed the relationships where you're intentionally looking for them do not last or ignite sparks for me.




sigh.
Youre gonna have to stop intentionally looking then sweetheart. This is you actively looking. (posting on a bitcoin forum)
But by all means continue. I love reading this stuff


Seriously though,I think you should focus your attention more on yourself. Rather than trying to find someone to be with, focus more on doing things you love to do. If you truly want to find a loving relationship, you must be in your element. You must be completely comfortable [with yourself]. You will be doing what you love to do when you meet the one who loves you.
So love yourself a little bit. When your alone, you should be in good company.

Just my 2 cents


Shes horny just what she wanted you to notice
Thank you so much for understanding.

But unfortunately you came in the wrong place this forum is not designed for what you are looking for atm.
It will be when I'm through with it.
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October 04, 2015, 02:51:45 AM
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Can somebody Skype with me pleeeaaaassseee?! Ah!
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October 04, 2015, 03:31:29 AM
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Question: Why would anyone want to be your husband?

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October 04, 2015, 04:27:06 AM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ATM

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October 04, 2015, 04:36:37 AM
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I know what ATM means. Ugh. I was saying it will be when I'm through with it at the moment. And don't worry. I already got off. I don't need anyone right now.
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October 04, 2015, 04:42:52 AM
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Question: Why would anyone want to be your husband?
I'll tell you why.

Read this. All of this. Even the replies. I am completely a full package deal. Smart enough to make the millions. Strong enough to bare your children.



https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1197434.0
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October 04, 2015, 05:37:28 AM
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Do you still need someone to Skype? *makes the thread with a storyline*
Edit: can you refrain to delete your threads,I don't like to be spammed in the pm thinking I'm more requested than usual.

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October 04, 2015, 06:02:06 AM
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Do you still need someone to Skype? *makes the thread with a storyline*
Edit: can you refrain to delete your threads,I don't like to be spammed in the pm thinking I'm more requested than usual.
What exactly do you mean by that

Also sure. I always need someone. Add me right now saying your username though.
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October 04, 2015, 06:14:38 AM
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Did you deleted your mascot request? Because all my answers in there are been "exterminated" (Dr. Who reference)

I'll pm you my Skype later because now its 8 am and having breakfast smiles

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