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October 30, 2015, 12:26:22 AM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Your confused with an oven, my friend ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif) You're still hungry for microwavable kids? Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me. Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this.
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October 30, 2015, 12:27:51 AM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Your confused with an oven, my friend ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif) You're still hungry for microwavable kids? Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me. Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this. You know this is a joke thread right? Play along....
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October 30, 2015, 02:51:20 AM |
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in true detective some dude did it
the child died of course
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November 04, 2015, 12:16:54 AM |
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Wasn't there some horrorstory of an eastern dictator where they found huge microwaves they claimed were used to burn his enemies?
Well, i think the feeling probably must be similar to being burnt alive. So nothing mankind didn't do already thousands of years ago. Unfortunately.
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November 04, 2015, 01:22:05 AM Last edit: November 04, 2015, 09:14:21 AM by Spoetnik |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do. Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water. would explode i figure.. edit:grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpoliticalfilm.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F05%2Fhustlerjune78meat.png%3Fw%3D614&t=665&c=649yFKOVZ9CgSA)
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November 04, 2015, 10:11:10 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do. Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water. would explode i figure.. edit:grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpoliticalfilm.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F05%2Fhustlerjune78meat.png%3Fw%3D614&t=665&c=649yFKOVZ9CgSA) Nah, humans wouldn't explode. They are no eggs that have such a hard shell that the sudden pressure inside needs to crash it and the egg explodes. My brother ones had the great idea to make his breakfast egg in the microwave. He had fun cleaning it for some while. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) But i think that there exist a lot of movies already that had this topic. A search on videosites might show the impressions film makers had of it. But i imagine they tried to sell exploding humans too. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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November 04, 2015, 10:25:07 PM |
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in true detective some dude did it
the child died of course
I think I remember back in the news at some point some woman nuking her kid who also died. crazy!
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November 11, 2015, 07:20:20 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy? There are also no buttons on the inside! It would be hard to microwave youself. You could always split yourself into many oieces and microwave them individually.
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November 11, 2015, 10:06:58 PM |
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They will be died. The temperature in a microwave is totally hot, that's why no one can survive.
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November 14, 2015, 11:36:15 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do. Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water. would explode i figure.. edit:grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpoliticalfilm.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F05%2Fhustlerjune78meat.png%3Fw%3D614&t=665&c=649yFKOVZ9CgSA) Nah, humans wouldn't explode. They are no eggs that have such a hard shell that the sudden pressure inside needs to crash it and the egg explodes. My brother ones had the great idea to make his breakfast egg in the microwave. He had fun cleaning it for some while. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) But i think that there exist a lot of movies already that had this topic. A search on videosites might show the impressions film makers had of it. But i imagine they tried to sell exploding humans too. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) They may explode if you leave the fork in (it is a reactive metal in a microwave and vecomes charged). As there is no metal exposed, a human would explode but their skin would melt away first and they would already be dead. Also, does that mean instead of hanging women like meat we will cook people like meat instead!
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December 31, 2015, 02:32:26 AM |
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No Microwave, I do not want to cook my child... Jeez ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5NFng.jpg&t=665&c=Mc_LrFmCaUev7g)
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December 31, 2015, 02:59:35 AM |
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Well based off of what i've seen in movies if a head is put into a microwave it will explode ![Huh](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
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December 31, 2015, 03:35:26 AM |
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No Microwave, I do not want to cook my child... Jeez ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5NFng.jpg&t=665&c=Mc_LrFmCaUev7g) Hopefully no one has actually had to use that setting on their kids.
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December 31, 2015, 03:38:43 AM |
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what about in a parallel universe? ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F236x%2Fd0%2F4d%2F81%2Fd04d81ad4292015b1ae70fb78979511f.jpg&t=665&c=k7MOBtcsBMY90g)
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January 29, 2016, 01:30:50 PM |
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Its so creepy if microwave can do that way , but why in the world that microwave have to be human being . There is no state of concern reason
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January 29, 2016, 02:33:02 PM |
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If his name was Bob, you'd have shishkabob. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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January 29, 2016, 06:02:41 PM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Your confused with an oven, my friend ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif) You're still hungry for microwavable kids? Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me. Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this. You know this is a joke thread right? Play along.... i can't imagin what will happend, Even this will not joke with it, Little Kids Are So Cute! without malice we could make a better world!
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January 29, 2016, 07:32:49 PM |
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Video of a gremlin getting microwaved... not really a kid but its about the same size. See this is what happens. POP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30
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February 02, 2016, 05:06:28 AM |
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Ah you found a documentation about the physical effects on microwaved living beings. ![Roll Eyes](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) You know... most probably the filmmakers had no clue at all what will happen when you microwave an animal. The same way cars blow up when a cop shoots at the tank, it doesn't mean that it can happen in reality.
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September 18, 2016, 07:06:04 PM |
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Now, the instructions in the microwave oven is necessary to add that not only the pet can not be dried therein, and of people
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