I'm a Rocket Scientist 🚀

[notbatman]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of course you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

[james.lent]

[SerenaL]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of coarse you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

[mexxer-2]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of coarse you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

Seems you missed a lot of stuff, earth is flat ofc  
People who don't get it like the one below me should probably go back to the middle ages to show their signature(and nope I don't get paid for off-topic posts)

[beepboopbeep]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of coarse you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

Seems you missed a lot of stuff, earth is flat ofc 

I sincerly hope that nobody really believes this. I just assume these people are trolls.

[notbatman]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of course you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

Seems you missed a lot of stuff, earth is flat ofc  

I sincerly hope that nobody really believes this. I just assume these people are trolls.

Are you a rocket scientist?

[james.lent]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of coarse you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

Seems you missed a lot of stuff, earth is flat ofc  

I sincerly hope that nobody really believes this. I just assume these people are trolls.

Gotta be kidding us dude ... the earth is flat ... the Hubble Space Telescope uses fish-eye lens hence why we think its rounded

[notbatman]

♫Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Time)♫


♫ She packed my bags last night pre-flight
♫ Zero hour nine a.m.
♫ And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
♫ I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
♫ It's lonely out in space
♫ On such a timeless flight

♫ And I think it's gonna be a long long time
♫ Till touch down brings me round again to find
♫ I'm not the man they think I am at home
♫ Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
♫ Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

♫ Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
♫ In fact it's cold as hell
♫ And there's no one there to raise them if you did
♫ And all this science I don't understand
♫ It's just my job five days a week
♫ A rocket man, a rocket man

♫ And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

[Gleb Gamow]

OK not really but I've read the "rocket scientists" have been lying about how rockets work; I've learned that rocket engines don't actually work in a vacuum.

Of coarse you ask "but why would they lie, I don't understand". They lie because they're hiding the fact the Earth is flat and there is no space to travel to or in. We're inside a giant underwater terrarium and atmospheric life is an artificially created novelty.

Need proof? Differently shaped rocket nozzles produce varying degrees of thrust depending on atmospheric pressure.

Wait... the earth is flat?

Seems you missed a lot of stuff, earth is flat ofc  

I sincerly hope that nobody really believes this. I just assume these people are trolls.

Trolls don't exist because they need a spherical orb to survive on and the Earth is... well... perhaps not. Ergo, ...

[notbatman]

[codishmumu]

That looks like so much fun.

[Gleb Gamow]

♫Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Time)♫


♫ She packed my bags last night pre-flight
♫ Zero hour nine a.m.
♫ And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
♫ I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
♫ It's lonely out in space
♫ On such a timeless flight

♫ And I think it's gonna be a long long time
♫ Till touch down brings me round again to find
♫ I'm not the man they think I am at home
♫ Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
♫ Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

♫ Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
♫ In fact it's cold as hell
♫ And there's no one there to raise them if you did
♫ And all this science I don't understand
♫ It's just my job five days a week
♫ A rocket man, a rocket man

♫ And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

Allow me to offer up the other two of the trilogy...

Space Oddity

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, Four, Three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff)

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you "Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort

The countdown starts

Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Calling calling home

Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect, requested data
What will it effect, when all is done
Thinks Major Tom

Back at ground control, there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
Hello Major Tom, are you receiving
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by
There's no reply

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling, home

Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more

Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Coming home

Earth below us
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Coming home

Earth below us
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Coming coming home

Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

[notbatman]

"Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield Sings David Bowie's Space Oddity"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apemYk2oz7M


Professional actor and singer.

[Foxpup]

Ever since primitive Man discovered that some rocks are better at bashing things to death than other rocks and wanted to find out why, science has been an important part of human society. Mostly because it led to the invention of better rocks at a time when having good rocks was vital to survival. Sadly, this is no longer the case. In our modern society, people can survive and even prosper despite having a level of scientific ignorance that would embarrass a Neanderthal. This is why we must colonise space: to escape these idiots who are too stupid to even know they can follow us.

[Gleb Gamow]

Ever since primitive Man discovered that some rocks are better at bashing things to death than other rocks and wanted to find out why, science has been an important part of human society. Mostly because it led to the invention of better rocks at a time when having good rocks was vital to survival. Sadly, this is no longer the case. In our modern society, people can survive and even prosper despite having a level of scientific ignorance that would embarrass a Neanderthal. This is why we must colonise space: to escape these idiots who are too stupid to even know they can follow us.

Finally, somebody gets it!

[notbatman]

All rockets are dumped in the ocean or detonated, total fraud!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvMlAqC4bm4

[criptix]

OP, may i ask how much you earn per month and how much you would be willing to invest to proof without a doubt (!!) that flat earth is real and everything else a hoax?

There are several methods of doing so depending on how much money you are willing to spend.

Put your money where your mouth is!

[notbatman]

OP, may i ask how much you earn per month and how much you would be willing to invest to proof without a doubt (!!) that flat earth is real and everything else a hoax?

There are several methods of doing so depending on how much money you are willing to spend.

Put your money where your mouth is!

This thread is about rockets and fraud. Like the fraud perpetrated on the British taxpayer by the Royal Aircraft Establishment with their BLACK ARROW rocket program in the 1960's.

[legendster]

If there is a god; please god! kill these people.

[criptix]

OP, may i ask how much you earn per month and how much you would be willing to invest to proof without a doubt (!!) that flat earth is real and everything else a hoax?

There are several methods of doing so depending on how much money you are willing to spend.

Put your money where your mouth is!

This thread is about rockets and fraud. Like the fraud perpetrated on the British taxpayer by the Royal Aircraft Establishment with their BLACK ARROW rocket program in the 1960's.

That is fine no problem.
But don't you want to answer my questions? If you dont want to do it in public you could also send me a pm.