💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩

[DiamondCardz]

Signature campaign

In a process similar to reproducing like rabbits, in the same way that the altcoin section was filled with cheap coin clones, we bring you, a perfect, masterful, and amazing satirical art piece:

ShitDice

We know that this is the 50th directly forked clone of Untitled Dice that has been seen in the gambling section, but we're different. Pinky promise. Like, we have sooo many features that all these other cheap clones don't have. You get me?

RAVING REVIEWS:

This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

Still better than primedice and just-dice.

ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.

AND THAT'S ONLY A FEW OF THEM!

Check our features out:

• An innovative A dice script that we cloned from an open source project
• A faucet that we don't pay for at all that every single clone of this dice script has
• You can get, like, 2 bits per use. Use it enough times and you'll be able to afford a 99 cent cheeseburger from McDonalds.
• BUT WE HAVE A BACKGROUND. I MEAN, THAT MAKES US UNIQUE. RIGHT? RIGHT???
• memes
• Did I mention we use Bitcoin? woo freedom
• OH YEAH, WE USE MONEYPOT. Pff, not for you twats to have convenience, all we want is to be able to make money off of you without any risk.
• ULTRA LOW 1% house edge. We put a lot of thought into it, and, eventually, we made the hard decision to use the default option because changing it would be too hard. All of our competitors have an equal (or lower if they're poors) house edge, but you know that a higher house edge is better, right?? RIGHT??? (just pointing out here this is clear sarcasm before I get negative repped for this)
• WE CYCLE THROUGH MEMES MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY. OR HOUR. OR MINUTE.

We're so unique shit, that we even decided that we are too good to buy a domain. Just to help our competitors out a bit to stop them from being absolutely crushed by our superiority, we decided to use a free github.io extension. If you aren't already salivating at how good this dice site sounds, you must have something wrong with you.

We're even open source, just like the dice script that we ripped off of. That's right, you can get all this shittiness for yourself! Suckers.

Ready for some shit?

Come to https://shitdice.github.io

Note: This, and the site, is satire. In fact, the whole thread has become really funny and I suggest you read it! It's a parody of some of the useless Untitled Dice sites you have seen pop up recently in which the only "change" has been to add a background. It's more of a form of art than a gambling website. If you really want to gamble on it or even just chat to me about the joke, you're free to, but you're probably better off going to a site with a lower house edge.

MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you! Just the people who think Untitled Dice is genuinely for making sites rather than just as a test.

Also, one ShitBit is the exact same as a bit, don't worry.

[Altcoin4life]

Thanks I needed this laugh

[crytoboost]

That is shit what we need there that name is really shit so good luck op for this shit

[DiamondCardz]

NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.

[Patatas]

Haha !! Funniest shit I have seen for the day! Trust me if you'd a signature I'd wear it and promote this site free of cost!
Love the website such interface much fun very low house edges such futuristic wow.

[Lutpin]

Together with marketing experts i conducted,
I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbelieveably promising "Elephant Bubble".
It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045.



That being said,

[DiamondCardz]

Together with marketing experts i conducted,
I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbeliveably promising "Elephant Bubble".
It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045.

Amazing work by an outstanding member of our community. Unfortunately I can not give you any Bitcoin as a reward, because after seeing this graph I spent all of my money on cocaine and hookers in a binge of ecstasy.

[Lutpin]

Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal:

[⚄]

ShitDice.github

◀ NEW Background & Memes! Yes, MEMES! ❝Cloned 100 times since 2015 ❞

Edit:
I also want to let you know I'm working on a totally not shitty review of your ShitDice-Site.
I can't promise too much, but it looks like your site is going to be rated S (for Shit, ofc.)

[DiamondCardz]

Proof that not only do we listen to user suggestions, we are astoundingly popular:



Of course, I'm only listening to your suggestions, I won't actually do any of them. Only the shittiest for our customers.

Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal:

[⚄]

ShitDice.github

◀ NEW Background & Memes! Yes, MEMES! ❝Cloned 100 times since 2015 ❞

Thank you for your truly amazing proposal. I will soon bring the shittiest signature campaign to Bitcointalk.

[dukeneptun]

Still better than primedice and just-dice.

[GannickusX]

Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.

Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol.  Thanks for the laugh.

[DiamondCardz]

Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.

It does come with the 99.99% safe strategy to get poor in 200 rolls, I mean, come on. We are the best at providing shit services for our customers.

Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol.  Thanks for the laugh.

Damn. I have failed in making my services as shit as possible.

[swogerino]

I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.

That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!

[DiamondCardz]

I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.

That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!

I would do that, but logging into github to edit the site is too much effort for a website of our calibre.

In other news, a young bettor stated "that his memes were danker than ever" after this near miss:

https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760028

And especially after this near miss:

https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760132

[JackpotRacer]

great sense of humor!

it looks that you are the first one who spoke out what many are thinking

I was glad to see

MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you!

[jeffthebaker]

This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

[DiamondCardz]

This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve.

And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074

Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.

[ShitGod]

if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME
I AM GOD OF SHIT

MOD OF SHITDICE
ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME

SHIT DICE OFFERR
First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.

[DiamondCardz]

if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME
I AM GOD OF SHIT

MOD OF SHITDICE
ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME

SHIT DICE OFFERR
First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.

God, your posts truly touch my soul my friend.

A touching excerpt from our chat log:

21:32 Owner DiamondCardz The investor profit off ShitDice is 67.19%
21:32 actmyname get it to 75.17%
21:32 Owner DiamondCardz We are the app MoneyPot needs, not the app MoneyPot deserves

All MoneyPot investors can sleep in peace knowing that ShitDice is hard at work increasing their investments.