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Signature campaignIn a process similar to reproducing like rabbits, in the same way that the altcoin section was filled with cheap coin clones, we bring you, a perfect, masterful, and amazing satirical art piece: ShitDiceWe know that this is the 50th directly forked clone of Untitled Dice that has been seen in the gambling section, but we're different. Pinky promise. Like, we have sooo many features that all these other cheap clones don't have. You get me? RAVING REVIEWS: This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
Still better than primedice and just-dice. ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.
AND THAT'S ONLY A FEW OF THEM! Check our features out: An innovative A dice script that we cloned from an open source project- A faucet that we don't pay for at all that every single clone of this dice script has
- You can get, like, 2 bits per use. Use it enough times and you'll be able to afford a 99 cent cheeseburger from McDonalds.
- BUT WE HAVE A BACKGROUND. I MEAN, THAT MAKES US UNIQUE. RIGHT? RIGHT???
- memes
- Did I mention we use Bitcoin? woo freedom
- OH YEAH, WE USE MONEYPOT. Pff, not for you twats to have convenience, all we want is to be able to make money off of you without any risk.
- ULTRA LOW 1% house edge. We put a lot of thought into it, and, eventually, we made the hard decision to use the default option because changing it would be too hard. All of our competitors have an equal (or lower if they're poors) house edge, but you know that a higher house edge is better, right?? RIGHT??? (just pointing out here this is clear sarcasm before I get negative repped for this)
- WE CYCLE THROUGH MEMES MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY. OR HOUR. OR MINUTE.
We're so unique shit, that we even decided that we are too good to buy a domain. Just to help our competitors out a bit to stop them from being absolutely crushed by our superiority, we decided to use a free github.io extension. If you aren't already salivating at how good this dice site sounds, you must have something wrong with you. We're even open source, just like the dice script that we ripped off of. That's right, you can get all this shittiness for yourself! Suckers. Ready for some shit? Come to https://shitdice.github.ioNote: This, and the site, is satire. In fact, the whole thread has become really funny and I suggest you read it! It's a parody of some of the useless Untitled Dice sites you have seen pop up recently in which the only "change" has been to add a background. It's more of a form of art than a gambling website. If you really want to gamble on it or even just chat to me about the joke, you're free to, but you're probably better off going to a site with a lower house edge.
MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you! Just the people who think Untitled Dice is genuinely for making sites rather than just as a test.
Also, one ShitBit is the exact same as a bit, don't worry.
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November 14, 2015, 07:50:18 PM |
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Thanks I needed this laugh
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November 14, 2015, 07:59:52 PM |
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That is shit what we need there that name is really shit so good luck op for this shit
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DiamondCardz (OP)
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE: Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice: We hope you enjoy it.
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November 14, 2015, 08:31:20 PM |
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Haha !! Funniest shit I have seen for the day! Trust me if you'd a signature I'd wear it and promote this site free of cost! Love the website such interface much fun very low house edges such futuristic wow.
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November 14, 2015, 08:33:27 PM Last edit: November 14, 2015, 08:51:44 PM by Lutpin |
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Together with marketing experts i conducted, I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbelieveably promising "Elephant Bubble". It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045. That being said,
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Together with marketing experts i conducted, I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbeliveably promising "Elephant Bubble". It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045. Amazing work by an outstanding member of our community. Unfortunately I can not give you any Bitcoin as a reward, because after seeing this graph I spent all of my money on cocaine and hookers in a binge of ecstasy.
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November 14, 2015, 08:49:41 PM Last edit: November 14, 2015, 09:43:51 PM by Lutpin |
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Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal: Edit:I also want to let you know I'm working on a totally not shitty review of your ShitDice-Site. I can't promise too much, but it looks like your site is going to be rated S (for Shit, ofc.)
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November 14, 2015, 08:54:38 PM |
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Proof that not only do we listen to user suggestions, we are astoundingly popular:Of course, I'm only listening to your suggestions, I won't actually do any of them. Only the shittiest for our customers. Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal: Thank you for your truly amazing proposal. I will soon bring the shittiest signature campaign to Bitcointalk.
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November 14, 2015, 08:55:24 PM |
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Still better than primedice and just-dice.
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November 14, 2015, 08:58:22 PM |
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Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.
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November 14, 2015, 09:04:41 PM |
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE: Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice: We hope you enjoy it. Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
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November 14, 2015, 09:11:01 PM |
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Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.
It does come with the 99.99% safe strategy to get poor in 200 rolls, I mean, come on. We are the best at providing shit services for our customers. Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Damn. I have failed in making my services as shit as possible.
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November 14, 2015, 09:12:49 PM |
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I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
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November 14, 2015, 09:17:32 PM |
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I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
I would do that, but logging into github to edit the site is too much effort for a website of our calibre. In other news, a young bettor stated "that his memes were danker than ever" after this near miss: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760028And especially after this near miss: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760132
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November 14, 2015, 09:17:38 PM |
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great sense of humor!
it looks that you are the first one who spoke out what many are thinking
I was glad to see
MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you!
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November 14, 2015, 09:29:48 PM |
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
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November 14, 2015, 09:31:41 PM |
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve. And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.
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November 14, 2015, 09:33:02 PM |
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if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME I AM GOD OF SHIT
MOD OF SHITDICE ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME
SHIT DICE OFFERR First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.
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November 14, 2015, 09:34:11 PM |
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if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME I AM GOD OF SHIT
MOD OF SHITDICE ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME
SHIT DICE OFFERR First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.
God, your posts truly touch my soul my friend. A touching excerpt from our chat log: 21:32 Owner DiamondCardz The investor profit off ShitDice is 67.19% 21:32 actmyname get it to 75.17% 21:32 Owner DiamondCardz We are the app MoneyPot needs, not the app MoneyPot deserves All MoneyPot investors can sleep in peace knowing that ShitDice is hard at work increasing their investments.
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November 14, 2015, 09:34:19 PM |
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve. And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream. ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.
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November 14, 2015, 09:39:38 PM |
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve. And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream. ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again. I'm glad to see that you have had a less than satisfactory experience regarding your Bitcoin balance while playing at ShitDice. I will endeavour to make sure that we can continue providing this level of quality to all of our victims customers.
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November 14, 2015, 11:46:57 PM |
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve. And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream. ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again. I'm glad to see that you have had a less than satisfactory experience regarding your Bitcoin balance while playing at ShitDice. I will endeavour to make sure that we can continue providing this level of quality to all of our victims customers. Unfortunately, I have forsaken ShitDice and profited. This does not feel like a victory for me. I am cutting into the ShitDice fund, and feel terrible. No, you haven't misturd me. I apologize profusely for my terrible acts.
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November 14, 2015, 11:58:30 PM |
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^blasphemy must lose at shitdice.github.nodomain to win.
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November 15, 2015, 12:15:14 AM |
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Plot twist: OP is just a genius in marketing and he is making everyone play at his site. This is actually a good way to attract customers (victims)
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November 15, 2015, 02:48:57 AM |
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Smart OP I like smart OPs Definitely a regular in the future
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November 15, 2015, 04:58:06 AM |
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I played on this website using free facuet they provided and almost made 1mbtc with that .I can assure this website is totally fair even though the looks are shitty it has some great features like the background wallpaper .The creator exposes some sheer art through his contribution to such an unique and most shitty gambling experience. Must give this a try .
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November 15, 2015, 06:20:59 AM |
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I played on this site and its the fairest. It took a lot longer to lose all my Bitcoin so this must be the fairest site ever ! Deposit and lose your Bitcoins and be happy. I'm sure you will give us strategically placed giveaways to show you really care for us the losers. Any Happy shit hour ? Would be a great ploy to get more people to chat and talk crap all day on your website. Any specials for wearing your signatures if your hero or higher ? It be good to bribe the higher ranking people of the forum so they won't say anything because they are on the payroll. How about employing a DDOS service to slow down your competitors ? Love the site just going to buy Bitcoin to lose on your site. Best site to lose on ! Do you think the pawn brokers take Calvin Klein underpants ?
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I played on this site and its the fairest. It took a lot longer to lose all my Bitcoin so this must be the fairest site ever ! Deposit and lose your Bitcoins and be happy. I'm sure you will give us strategically placed giveaways to show you really care for us the losers. Any Happy shit hour ? Would be a great ploy to get more people to chat and talk crap all day on your website. Any specials for wearing your signatures if your hero or higher ? It be good to bribe the higher ranking people of the forum so they won't say anything because they are on the payroll. How about employing a DDOS service to slow down your competitors ? Love the site just going to buy Bitcoin to lose on your site. Best site to lose on ! Do you think the pawn brokers take Calvin Klein underpants ?
Shit Hour can be interesting instead of shit happy hour, this is just an app not a complete dice site because it using Moneypot platform for provably fair system and bankroll so losing and winning all are part of gambling.
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November 15, 2015, 09:05:37 AM Last edit: November 15, 2015, 09:18:58 AM by DiamondCardz |
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Unfortunately, I have forsaken ShitDice and profited. This does not feel like a victory for me. I am cutting into the ShitDice fund, and feel terrible. No, you haven't misturd me. I apologize profusely for my terrible acts.A moment of silence for ShitDice MoneyPot's bankroll. Of course, the owner doesn't actually risk any money with ShitDice, that would imply they actually care about their website! Bets 529 Wagered 636,342 bits Bets Profit -73,422.16 bits (-11.54%) Expected Profit 6,373.07 bits (1.00%) When asked to respond to the bet history of ShitDice after waking up, DiamondCardz changed his name to "Ho Lee Fuk": ^blasphemy must lose at shitdice.github.nodomain to win.
The only way to win is to lose at ShitDice. Plot twist: OP is just a genius in marketing and he is making everyone play at his site. This is actually a good way to attract customers (victims)
Thank you to all of our supporters, I look forward to seeing disappointing you on ShitDice. EDIT: This just in! AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY! Do you like being insulted as you play! GREAT! Now, with a basic edit that I managed to take 3 github commits to actually implement (okay the third was a bit embarassing): https://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/0e5eabb46b0a8da6a36d6ca79921a86d7d915c7ehttps://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/6dd2d3a14bdcdefccd5177680ae3fd81ee67f417https://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/f0fea971e81c1df4a242e431cecf332e25b8068eYOU CAN NOW BE CALLED ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: - ShitUser - A fresh new
victim customer ready to give me money and get nothing in return play on ShitDice! - ShitMod - Do you like having power that you'll probably never even use? JOIN OUR STAFF TEAM!
- ShitOwner - You think you can be a ShitOwner? Think again, PEASANTS!
Yours sincerely, ShitDice
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November 15, 2015, 09:28:50 AM |
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That announcement is shit like its name but have fun to read this shit so what will be future of this shit if moneypot will be under new owner
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November 15, 2015, 09:40:11 AM |
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That announcement is shit like its name but have fun to read this shit so what will be future of this shit if moneypot will be under new owner Nothing will change, because it's all on MoneyPot's side and as we are of course ShitDice we will not be doing anything about the change as that would require us to actually put effort into our website. (on a serious note, nothing will actually change, it doesn't mean anything it changes hands)
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November 15, 2015, 10:58:19 AM |
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LoL. This made me laugh a lot! Thanks for the thread. Also, don't you think that the house edge should have been negative? Also, why don't you accept shitcoin?
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November 15, 2015, 10:59:22 AM |
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LoL. This made me laugh a lot! Thanks for the thread. Also, don't you think that the house edge should have been negative? Also, why don't you accept shitcoin?
Oh, but then we'd actually have to develop something rather than just cloning the MoneyPot Untitled Dice script and changing some settings, and that would mean that we'd actually be unique. Can't have that. (Though, we do have some nice things like "ShitUser" etc now )
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November 15, 2015, 12:40:47 PM |
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To further publicise the worst Bitcoin dicing site ever brought to Bitcointalk, we (I) have created a promotion video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX7nKCO0tXAI hope you will be disappointed thoroughly by its content.
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November 15, 2015, 12:48:06 PM |
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE: Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice: We hope you enjoy it. After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold. The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site! You made my day OP.. Thank You!
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After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold. The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!
You made my day OP.. Thank You!
Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini here up in the Hollywood Hills.
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After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold. The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!
You made my day OP.. Thank You!
Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini better servers here up in the Hollywood Hills server room. I corrected it a bit for you to keep it more real so it would reflect the crypto gambling a bit better Also visited the site looks good! If i could only see the elephant better, the damn chat box is too big. I would also prefer seeing a clown hat or some kind of a hat on the elephant and balloons that the elephant holds with its trunk.
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November 15, 2015, 02:36:15 PM |
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Wow! I am already addicted. Do you consider starting a shit-warz against PrimeDice? By the way this kind of marketing actually works lol. Especially if you are innovative like this.
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November 15, 2015, 04:18:40 PM |
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thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website i believe its a great idea
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November 15, 2015, 04:42:26 PM |
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Especially if you are innovative like this. They don't call me Diamond "Innovative" Cardz for nothing. thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website i believe its a great idea Oh, but you have it all wrong. Our plan is to not attract people to our website, you see.
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November 15, 2015, 05:59:38 PM |
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I may be new here and not have a very good reputation but I deposited 0.01BTC and cashed out with 0.04BTC very nice and clean site to play on, if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet! Thanks guys!
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November 15, 2015, 06:01:32 PM Last edit: November 15, 2015, 06:23:27 PM by DiamondCardz |
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if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet!
Now I think this is what we should all take away from this. (I love it, it sounds perfect - ShitDice is your best bet, ladies and gentlemen!) Edit: As of right now Huntxr's profit is at 0.06 BTC. On a site called ShitDice. With pages full of green bets. Daaaaaamn.
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ShitDice News
This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
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November 15, 2015, 07:06:03 PM |
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ShitDice News
This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express! Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice. It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!
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November 15, 2015, 07:08:30 PM |
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ShitDice News
This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express! Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice. It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site! Indeed. I would like to make an official announcement that none of this money will at all be used for philanthropy, but instead spent on hookers and blackjack (probably blackjack at a site better than ours). If you are humbled by this sentence, consider donating to me through the DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation.
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November 16, 2015, 08:44:55 AM |
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shitdice is da shit out there !!
google cant find ""DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation"" ?? anyone know where is their site ?
and since i am a proud sHitMod in ShiTdice i can say only one thing : we are the Worst place you can lose your bits ,unless you win of course
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November 16, 2015, 08:49:20 AM |
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can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to ' dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all
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theres nothing here. message me if you want to put something here.
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November 16, 2015, 01:22:43 PM |
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can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to ' dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all -sigh- Don't you understand, peasant? Dank memes are finely crafted pieces of commodity. We wouldn't dare offer 2 dank memes every second. You need to work monthly for just a single masterpiece. Dank memes are precious, my friend. Only you can prevent forest fires.
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November 18, 2015, 09:03:15 PM |
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why our beloved shit dice is so deserted ... i am very sad now , perhaps we can setup a special event of something too much fun but people cant understand the special quality of our ShitDice !
have fun ,lazy me i cant find a decent thread to post for my activity LOL <Estevan492>
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November 18, 2015, 09:04:30 PM |
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I just want to state that in this short time of 4 days, DiamondCardz, the owner of ShitDice, has made 0.035 BTC from this crappy satirical site.
This is probably 100 times more than what people running clone dice sites make.
Shocking.
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November 18, 2015, 09:21:46 PM |
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i cannot afford to wager damn shit. this is the worst site ever
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November 18, 2015, 09:42:28 PM |
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oh wow thats an interesting name for a dice website i hope you will attract a lot of players i will try it out i guess
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November 18, 2015, 09:51:11 PM |
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I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game. There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat. As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game. I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at. I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...
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November 18, 2015, 09:54:14 PM |
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is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won
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Of course, eventually we would get people who don't understand jokes. I guess I will have to explain this to them. I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game. There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat. As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game. I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at. I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...
This site is a joke. It's called ShitDice and touted as the worst dicing site around. Did you expect something? is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won
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November 19, 2015, 11:14:29 AM |
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Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke
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November 19, 2015, 06:22:04 PM |
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Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke
50 mBTC per claim faucets. Ah yes, the old trick. Because giving around $16-17 per claim to people is a "shit faucet" and clearly a "nice joke".
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shit dice is ======ART========== people dont confuse our UBER site with other gambling facilities... we invested 3 years in research before even think about start presenting to all of you the FUTURE of gambling amusement !!! shit dice is ======ART========== disclaimer : i am writing using braille keyboard but i heard from other trustfull members like OP here ,all that
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November 19, 2015, 10:08:44 PM |
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This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.
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November 20, 2015, 07:25:39 PM |
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i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece.
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theres nothing here. message me if you want to put something here.
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November 20, 2015, 08:42:41 PM |
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i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece. Thank you for our dank new background my fellow memer, we have now made major improvements to our website with a total revamp consisting of changing the background image in order to improve the quality of our memes. I hope you all do not enjoy this change.
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November 20, 2015, 10:24:27 PM |
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This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.
One would think 'shit' is multilingual
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November 22, 2015, 03:22:32 PM |
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An evaluation of the running of ShitDice so far is now available on my personal blog, Sarcastic Website with Arbitrary Goals (SWAG): http://swag.pw/2015/11/22/a-review-shitdice-github-io/I hope you enjoy it. Let's keep taking the piss at light-speed.
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November 22, 2015, 04:03:32 PM |
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All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.
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November 22, 2015, 04:14:37 PM |
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The background change... Have we drifted away from what we truly are? Changing the background -- ShitDice actually CARES?!
Unspeakable. ShitDice needs to be made incorrigible.
Don't forget the great moments.
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November 22, 2015, 04:16:20 PM |
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Don't forget the great moments.
I'm sorry, I don't care enough to create great moments for ShitDice. Listening to user feedback is for good sites, therefore I will change the background on a whim whenever I feel like it. Of course, as we are the shittiest site around, user opinion means nothing. As long as you're giving me money. All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.
That was beautiful.
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November 24, 2015, 01:52:58 PM |
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pump! What's happening here ? we made the Best dice site and costumers are few still !! i dont get it ... what more a profesional gambler may want other than perfect shitDice ? i think this forum lost its purpose after all , there is nothing better than ShitDice <Estevan492> the one and only >> Next big project : Highlander Slots > at end there will be only 1 credit left not matter how many you deposit
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woah this is pure shit im suprised its not more popular then primedice . :O well i guess it will be soon...
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November 24, 2015, 02:26:36 PM |
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I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site. My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW
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November 24, 2015, 02:34:38 PM |
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is this website real or it's just a joke ?
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November 24, 2015, 04:50:27 PM |
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I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site. My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFWThis has to happen. Lets get some KLYE art in there but the only real threat we face then is that the dice will no longer be "shit" but it might turn into "degeneratly-awesome". Btw, 7 BTC wagered ain't bad at all (according to your blog), shows the real power behind humor and "taking a piss" lol.
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November 24, 2015, 06:30:57 PM |
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I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site. My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFWI would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment. is this website real or it's just a joke ?
Next on ShitDice chronicles: When yet another signature campaign spammer doesn't actually read the thread.
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November 24, 2015, 06:38:54 PM |
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I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.
I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh. So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice? I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.
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November 24, 2015, 06:51:36 PM |
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I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.
I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh. So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice? I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background. Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that.
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I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.
I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh. So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice? I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background. Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that. Alright. I'll make you a masterpiece.. but a shitty one
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November 24, 2015, 08:28:25 PM |
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porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))
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November 24, 2015, 08:30:40 PM |
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porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))
Check out my art gallery... http://imgur.com/a/sFhLx#0I sell them on http://kingklye.com
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November 24, 2015, 08:34:42 PM |
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Needs moar dick. Clearly you have not been bukkake'd enough, KLYE.
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November 24, 2015, 08:35:28 PM |
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Needs moar dick. Clearly you have not been bukkake'd enough, KLYE.
I'll give you moar dick!
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98problems
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November 24, 2015, 08:36:36 PM |
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original idea for a usual dicing website i guess but it might be hard to get any players on im curious if you are making any profit with it also the signature campaign idea is pretty great
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November 24, 2015, 08:42:05 PM |
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hahahah fantastic site , really awesome !
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MRKLYE
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November 24, 2015, 09:02:40 PM |
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If this is to fancy a background I can make something shittier. No worries! Maybe use it as a banner if so.. i dunno. Go for it. Glad to support the cause!
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actmyname
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November 24, 2015, 11:14:58 PM |
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If this is to fancy a background I can make something shittier. No worries! Maybe use it as a banner if so.. i dunno. Go for it. Glad to support the cause! I don't really think that he would put this shit on for the background picture. If DiamondCardz does in fact, put this up, I will be pretty surprised. I personally am not one to advocate for posting up dickpics, even if they're made in MS paint.
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November 25, 2015, 12:46:25 AM Last edit: November 25, 2015, 01:11:43 AM by xCynosure |
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I hear that if you stare at KLYE ART long enough, you become comfortable with your sexuality.
...Or was that a sexual deviant?
Same thing.
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November 25, 2015, 10:39:42 AM |
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Ok thing is i cant stop laughing but i think ShitDice need something more satirical ,and not that funny (*laughing still*) ShitOwner has the right to judge , but im laughing still Good morning from Greece <Estevan492>
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November 25, 2015, 07:47:09 PM |
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Now autoplaying dank tunes. I'll probably replace it with something else in a little bit though, something a little bit more unique. Don't worry, it'll come soon!
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November 25, 2015, 09:30:31 PM |
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Now autoplaying dank tunes. I'll probably replace it with something else in a little bit though, something a little bit more unique. Don't worry, it'll come soon! The ultimate gambling experience as you play,we promise you the best of "Ultimate Shits" straight out of Best Of ShitPort. Comment from one of our respected shit player . ShitPlayer:I started playing at shitdice and then I was welcomed with this amazing music .At first I was like WTF is this Shit.This was the moment of realization and after that my luck started to get better.All thanks to this new music concept.
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November 29, 2015, 09:11:31 PM |
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Thanks to Coinichiwa in their support of ShitDice. They have decided to auto-correct all referral links to a link to our website in order to support us. We salute you, our fellow dank Bitcoin memers.
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December 05, 2015, 09:40:58 AM |
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Okay, people still...actually use this site...so I decreased the house edge to 0.5% because even if it is a joke, I don't think it's fair to make that much profit off of you just because it is a joke. Have fun
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RayBrady
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December 15, 2015, 05:18:56 AM |
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xDD you killed it. The music got me so good <33 haha I really do love it. I do believe the music is from old YouTube memes/videos? The nostalgia was deep, even if the music had a satirical meaning. I tried it out, and was able to win a good amount (876,479 bits, or 0.876~ BTC). To give you my honest opinion, the speed and quality really does beat many that exist today . ShitDice has my vouch.
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December 15, 2015, 07:55:25 AM |
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I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off
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The main key to success is in the value of assets that are getting more valuable. Recommended Crypto Trading platform Binance.com
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Patatas
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December 15, 2015, 08:56:11 AM |
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I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off There is not really much you can do about it.Either mute your device's volume or set the browser audio to off.However the music is the best part of this site.Very unique gambling experience .
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December 15, 2015, 09:35:27 AM |
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I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off When you enter the "Shitdice" you are in for a "Shit" experience. This is the whole point of the site! BTW im loving the background music lol, its so disturbing but refreshing at the same time lol. Cant listen to it for long tho, that "Shit" gets to you lol!
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