What to do if you're crazy about a girl that has a boyfriend?

[evolve]

Just accept it and move on, man...don't be that guy. 

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[SysRun]

Just accept it and move on, man...don't be that guy. 

Seriously, and get her to introduce you to your future wife. Good women know other good women.

[jasinlee]

Just accept it and move on, man...don't be that guy. 

[molecular]

It sucks, any advice?

get her to fall in love with you.

[J-Norm]

It sucks, any advice?

Ever seen Indecent Proposal? Offer 100,000BTC.

[BrightAnarchist]

It sucks, any advice?

get her to fall in love with you.

I'm going to try!

[Lethn]

Oh god no >_<

[weex]

It sucks, any advice?

Ever seen Indecent Proposal? Offer 100,000BTC.

Whoa there! Don't overpay!! http://bitcoinexchangerate.org/c/BTC-USD/1000000

[jasinlee]

It sucks, any advice?

Ever seen Indecent Proposal? Offer 100,000BTC.

Whoa there! Don't overpay!! http://bitcoinexchangerate.org/c/BTC-USD/1000000

Thats one hell of a dowry.

[conspirosphere.tk]

It sucks, any advice?

Well, I phucked the girlfriend of someone else years ago. She was not better than the average at sucking, er... phucking.
The best part was when I told about it to her boyfriend (like it was a joke, kind of: "I fucked her"), and HE laughed.
I hope this answers your question.

[wrend]

It sucks, any advice?

1) don't do anything unethical
2) What outcome do you want?
3) How much resources are you willing to spend on it, time, money, sacrifices etc.

[molecular]

It sucks, any advice?

get her to fall in love with you.

I'm going to try!

how to do this:

• Make sure in a subtle enough way and maybe not by directly telling her (it's possible, but not at the beginning) that she knows you are crazy about her. Do this often (repetition works) and over as long a period of time as necessary. Let it sink in, time is on your side. If you really love her, you don't need to stress this part.. she will notice anyway.
• Make sure she knows you're a very good man in every respect (or a very cool guy depending on age)
• Depending on age (if she approaches 30 or passed that), make sure she thinks you're easily able to provide for her and her children (you got brains and cojones). But DON'T talk about children or how rich you might be directly.
• Try to get to hang out with her (not necessarily alone with her. In a group will do just fine). Be a good guy then: open, intelligent, prudent, reliable. You may be nervous around her that's not a problem (see point one).
• Try to become her trusted talk-to guy (girls need at least one guy they can talk to)
• If she is that kind of girl: do some drugs with her. If she's not: don't try to do drugs with her
• If the opportunity arises: KISS HER. A kiss goes a long way.
• Having an affair can be very exciting! In case you manage to have an affair with her: don't put pressure on her and don't tell him! Draw it out for as long as necessary.
• Don't overdo any of the above. Don't rush things, you have all the time in the world if you really love her.
• Give it time. There will be a point when she doubts her current relationship. If you can get her to talk to you about that (because you're her go-to guy, remember) you'll probably win quite easily.
• Be yourself. This has to be stressed, because if she falls in love with some role you play that is not really you there will be problems later on after you finally conquered her.
• Be confident. Smile a lot, especially at her.

hope this helps, good luck!

[JohnBigheart]

how to do this:

• Make sure in a subtle enough way and maybe not by directly telling her (it's possible, but not at the beginning) that she knows you are crazy about her. Do this often (repetition works) and over as long a period of time as necessary. Let it sink in, time is on your side. If you really love her, you don't need to stress this part.. she will notice anyway.
• Make sure she knows you're a very good man in every respect (or a very cool guy depending on age)
• Depending on age (if she approaches 30 or passed that), make sure she thinks you're easily able to provide for her and her children (you got brains and cojones). But DON'T talk about children or how rich you might be directly.
• Try to get to hang out with her (not necessarily alone with her. In a group will do just fine). Be a good guy then: open, intelligent, prudent, reliable. You may be nervous around her that's not a problem (see point one).
• Try to become her trusted talk-to guy (girls need at least one guy they can talk to)

[Lethn]

That chart is perfect.

[conspirosphere.tk]

That chart is perfect.

No: it lacks "gay guy". They are the females' best friends.

[molecular]

That chart is perfect.

No: it lacks "gay guy". They are the females' best friends.

maybey gays are always nice, honest and funny?

[conspirosphere.tk]

That chart is perfect.

No: it lacks "gay guy". They are the females' best friends.

maybey gays are always nice, honest and funny?

Then they should figure at the center of the chart

[Anon136]

Wow, all such great advice: fold, kill the guy, or kill the girl.

I'm thinking the best approach is to treat it like a background thread... drop some hints and monitor the situation, but generally speaking try not to bet on it and so keep on the lookout for something new.

It's easier said than done though... this one's a keeper. Dammit, this sucks monkey f*ck.

how much are you worth? as an an-cap my initial inclination is to say buy him out. If you are poor than fix that problem first then buy him out. If he cant be bought than perhaps you should consider being happy that the girl you love seems to have a really damn decent guy.

[JohnBigheart]

Wow, all such great advice: fold, kill the guy, or kill the girl.

I'm thinking the best approach is to treat it like a background thread... drop some hints and monitor the situation, but generally speaking try not to bet on it and so keep on the lookout for something new.

It's easier said than done though... this one's a keeper. Dammit, this sucks monkey f*ck.

how much are you worth? as an an-cap my initial inclination is to say buy him out. If you are poor than fix that problem first then buy him out. If he cant be bought than perhaps you should consider being happy that the girl you love seems to have a really damn decent guy.

A lot depends on what life phase you are in. So how old are you? And how old is the girl?
What is the setting: is she a peer at the workplace? A girl from the uni campus? A high-school sweetheart?
What do we know about the current boyfriend? Is he a macho bad guy, a rocker, or a well tailored and rich businessman?

[Anon136]

Wow, all such great advice: fold, kill the guy, or kill the girl.

I'm thinking the best approach is to treat it like a background thread... drop some hints and monitor the situation, but generally speaking try not to bet on it and so keep on the lookout for something new.

It's easier said than done though... this one's a keeper. Dammit, this sucks monkey f*ck.

how much are you worth? as an an-cap my initial inclination is to say buy him out. If you are poor than fix that problem first then buy him out. If he cant be bought than perhaps you should consider being happy that the girl you love seems to have a really damn decent guy.

A lot depends on what life phase you are in. So how old are you? And how old is the girl?
What is the setting: is she a peer at the workplace? A girl from the uni campus? A high-school sweetheart?
What do we know about the current boyfriend? Is he a macho bad guy, a rocker, or a well tailored and rich businessman?

yea that was definitely oversimplification but i just wanted to get the idea out there