theymos is gonna kill me! - - REDUX

[Joerii]

Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply

[Quickseller]

Somebody tell theymos to not to send $500 to this dude if by chance he PMs theymos after consuming too much eggnog up there in the state above me. HAHAHA

I seriously doubt that theymos is going to believe that dude when he asks for $500 out of your "account"

I have to admit that it is hilarious to see beggers/scammers getting the runaround like this. I am surprised just how gullible he is in continuing to PM you for days like this. I wonder how much time he spent waiting for those 360 second limits to expire for him to send a reply to you

[cakir]

Don't worry, You got a savior!
Satoshi will hitman him before he gets you

The email said:

Michael, send me some coins before I hitman you.

Not exactly Satoshi's normal style.

@theymos does an email get expired on gmx.com ?

I don't know.

Have u received previous mails from him ? Did he use to sign those ?

I did receive emails from him in 2010. He didn't sign them.

[Spoetnik]

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning.

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email.

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Nigerian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL

[Gleb Gamow]

Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply

Excellent point! I'm now goin' to include your post in my Leroy "Honestly" Fodor tread sans comment. HAHAHA

[Gleb Gamow]

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning.

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email.

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Niferian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL

I know of a dude here in Sandwich, IL, who's almost as bad on Leroy Fodor. Almost, because this dude has yet to spread his lies on the Internet because he's not tech savvy, nor ever will he, now being 64 years of age.

About eight years ago he was hired on to detail cars (clean them spotless inside and out) at a used car lot. After being employed there for less than two weeks, he started bragging to everybody how he is part owner of the dealership.

Also, he still brags to this day about have a million-dollar-plus 401K that his sister controls, an impossibility because all his working history consisted of contract labor, never paid hourly where taxes were takin' out, etc. He now claims that the Social Security system is fucking him because he's only getting a little over a hundred bucks a month, his just reward for when he did work and paid taxes up to his very early twenties.

I have mega more stories about Tom, but you get the gist.

Glad you guys enjoyed the PMs. I was hopin' that the dude would continue the exchange, which he did, knowing that I would one day - last night - share them with you all. HAHAHA

[ABitNut]

This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





_{If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.}

[Gleb Gamow]

This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





_{If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.}

Cabbage!

[Gleb Gamow]

For those who don't believe Jehovah's a jokester... _vvv

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
I already pm him but I need it now sir  you say yesterday you wanna give the 50$ 

I'm with him now finalizing the new Bitcointalk forum with Satoshi's cousin. Please remit to me a bitcoin wallet address whereupon I'm sure he'll send you the $5 as mentioned the other day.

[Gleb Gamow]

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
You said 50$ sir now it's almost 5$   I already borrow on my friend on this forum cause you gonna give me the 50$   I m really really need it now sir sorry for disturbing you again .
Here sir  bruno. 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s

Dude, where you been? The dude I'm with here finalizing the new BitcoinTalk forum is passed out from doing weed with Satoshi's cousin. I'll get him to send the money in the morning Philippine time. I just tried to send ten dollars but it looks like the address you provided me doesn't work. Please send me another address as soon as possible before I smoke this weed and crawl in bed with Mike and Satoshi's cousin.

[allysa]

 

[Gleb Gamow]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

And, on top of all that misery, I kicked you in your balls. Shame on me! I'm a very bad, bad, bad man. Very bad!

To make it up to you, I authorized theymos to give you $500 when he and Satoshi's cousin get outta bed later this morning. It's the Wright thing to do. HAHAHA

[shorena]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Maybe you shouldnt blow your coins on scams...

-snip-
Nice stats sir! Thank you for trust with us

username: allysanathalie
current post: 10
rank: newbie
BTC ADDY: 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s
thank you

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12ZlzrX6fiN10rtxIK6Ix3pF-pfDihIXMQ3bOHtf9M5Y/edit?pli=1#gid=0

[siameze]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Maybe you shouldnt blow your coins on scams...

-snip-
Nice stats sir! Thank you for trust with us

username: allysanathalie
current post: 10
rank: newbie
BTC ADDY: 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s
thank you

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12ZlzrX6fiN10rtxIK6Ix3pF-pfDihIXMQ3bOHtf9M5Y/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Thanks for pointing that one out Shorena, your detective work saves me research I received a similar PM weeks ago but just ignored/deleted it.

The laughs never cease here.

[Spoetnik]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Can i ask you why you chose to PM me and Gleb ?

You did not even give me a reason in the PM you sent me.. you said "gimme bitcoins"

So how many people here did you PM ?

PS:
I am not rich but i did find your -behavior- amusing.
I owe you a thanks for the entertainment.. do you take donations ?

EDIT:
If anyone wants to see exactly what this user sent me i already posted it here

[krunox123]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

[helloeverybody]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

Im dying too, With laughter  Please feel free to deposit bitcoins into my account so i can cure this hilarious disorder.

Doesn't matter where you go , you will get people begging or scamming.

[Glorantq]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Wow so poor. Maybe start selling your computer or cancel your subscription at your ISP before scamming users here.
If you will die then no medicine can help. Scam a little better

[Spoetnik]

Gleb stopped posting.. yup theymos killed him

[Decoded]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

I thought you said your brother was going to die? Tell you what, since I'm satoshi in disguise, I'll give you each one of my 1.3 million bitcoin. One one condition - send me a picture of your "sick" brother holding up a sign with Satoshi written on it.

Lol.