deathcode (OP)
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December 11, 2012, 04:59:49 PM |
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I'm starting my own chip company. We currently have 2 models. 12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200 128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000
Products to be ready in May 2013 Web site in wordpress soon to come. We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.
If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.
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December 11, 2012, 05:02:56 PM |
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seems legit
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Nolo
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December 11, 2012, 05:03:46 PM |
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Charlie Kelly: I'm pleading the 5th. The Attorney: I would advise you do that. Charlie Kelly: I'll take that advice under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? The Attorney: You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can clearly see you know nothing about the law. 19GpqFsNGP8jS941YYZZjmCSrHwvX3QjiC
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December 11, 2012, 05:04:23 PM |
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They see me trollin....
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RaTTuS
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December 11, 2012, 05:15:25 PM |
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is it powered by a USB phone charger or what WE NEED TO KNOW, and pictures, pictures or renders
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In the Beginning there was CPU , then GPU , then FPGA then ASIC, what next I hear to ask ....
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creativex
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December 11, 2012, 09:47:21 PM |
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I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design. I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.
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crazyates
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December 11, 2012, 09:55:11 PM |
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I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design. I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins. http://instantrimshot.com/
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bcpokey
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December 12, 2012, 02:24:57 AM |
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This thread changed from making me chuckle to making me hungry in like .5 seconds flat.
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evanesce
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Look ARROUND!
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December 12, 2012, 02:28:25 AM |
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I want that chip
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creativex
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December 12, 2012, 02:30:46 AM |
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^^It seems my security concerns were justified.^^
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Technology and Women. Amazing.
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December 12, 2012, 05:52:59 AM |
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Fuck, I've never wanted a dorito more in my life.
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December 12, 2012, 06:38:52 AM |
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Ok, since there have been over 50 views on this reply in a mere 5 minutes, I will post an exclusive top secret photo of the chip design but please do not ask for more information as the R&D team is working under strict secrecy. Here it is: This is all we have so far and we know the triangular design was chosen to reduce costs, you know, one less side is always cheaper than a full square. I will keep you informed as we have more information to release. Ooh! Ooh! I know what that is! Its a Pentium!
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Phinnaeus Gage
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December 12, 2012, 08:00:43 AM |
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You think your three-sided chip is badass, take a look at my soon to be developed two-sided chip:
The above rendition is TM, therefore don't steal it.
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Badonkadonk
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December 12, 2012, 08:06:12 AM |
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will you have a buy 3 get 2 deal?
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Mapuo
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December 12, 2012, 08:47:25 AM |
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This topic illustrating the situation very well
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December 12, 2012, 09:24:27 AM Last edit: December 12, 2012, 03:45:29 PM by Phinnaeus Gage |
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Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled? A: You're a fuckin' idiot! Q: Was that called for? A: Yellow, but blue will work also. Q: When will you be shipping? A: Minecraft. Q: Purple. A: Does anybody else hear elevator music? Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions? A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
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greyhawk
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December 12, 2012, 03:48:57 PM |
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The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity.
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December 12, 2012, 03:54:27 PM |
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Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled? A: You're a fuckin' idiot! Q: Was that called for? A: Yellow, but blue will work also. Q: When will you be shipping? A: Minecraft. Q: Purple. A: Does anybody else hear elevator music? Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions? A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! Of course it's on the bottom because if it was on top and they were connected in parallel as so...
...doubling as a railroad spur, the connection would be severed by an oncoming train. The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity. And 6X faster on the moon due to 1/6 the gravity there. You can't get nothin' pass our asses. It was my grandfather's Kansas chicken that provided the feather that went to the moon to prove such a feat is fact.
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December 12, 2012, 07:44:13 PM |
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Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
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greyhawk
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December 12, 2012, 07:48:39 PM |
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Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on... Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that.
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