How to live forever

[dank]

You are the universe, everything is the universe.  Everyday our world consumes it's self, creating death.  Why do we eat food, other living beings, both plants and animals?  You eat food for energy, but it doesn't last and you drift out of reality, into sleep, every night.

If everyone stopped eating, stopped killing, only loved, we would find all the energy we need within ourselves, and it lasts forever.  When people love, it gives other people more energy, which in turn gives you more energy, creating an ever increasing, ever lasting source of energy.

Once the whole world learns how we are currently destroying ourselves everyday, we can make a conscious effort as humanity to rid death from earth.

Death is just ego, your human part of you that fears, doubts and voids logic.  Your soul knows anything is possible, your soul knows you are the conscious creator of the universe.  In order to find heaven, you must disband your ego, stop doing what makes you human.

All beings encounter the same fate, egodeath.  You have the choice to continue killing yourself until you die, in which you will encounter a new life until you find your soul, or to consciously kill your 'self', your ego.  To stop being human means to stop thinking.  Thoughts are other realities we connect to.  Thoughts disconnect you from the present reality, take away your control over the now.

When you stop thinking of possibilities, you can start manifesting them into reality, by believing.  Whatever you believe is true.  If you believe your're powerless, you are, if you believe you're powerful, you are.  Consciousness has no bounds, you can do anything if you don't doubt yourself, if you believe in yourself.

At the end of this year, earth will unite as one.  All realities will meet, as all humans will stop thinking and learn to believe.  When everyone on earth believes in theirself, all doubt will be eliminated from earth, anything will become possible.

In order to gain more control over your reality, you must become one with it.  Fall in love, with others and yourself.  Be one with everything, don't lie, for lying creates division from yourself.  The less you doubt yourself, the quicker you evolve, the more control you have over life.

You have the choice to believe you're god, or to believe you're a human and bound to fallacious logic, self destruction and death.  You endlessly believe the later until you make the conscious decision to believe otherwise.  Now is the time to believe.

Unconditional love is all you need.  Feel it, don't think it.

[markodude]

deep

[Korbman]

But I love food

[underminer]

I only wish you would stop eating.  Then maybe you would starve and smoothie would be our biggest problem.

[Fcx35x10]

why not freeze yourself for over a 1000 years like Fry from futurama? :p

[Kettenmonster]

... Now is the time to believe. ...

Fine with me ... I'll return later.

[BorderBits]

Did your parents pay your rent yet?  Are they still mad you tried to sell their Rolex? 

[repentance]

Your ego is leaking again.

[cbeast]

At the end of this year, earth will unite as one.  All realities will meet, as all humans will stop thinking
*snip*

Can I have your stuff then?

[foggyb]

How to live forever:

John 3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Pirate@40 promised the world. Jesus can deliver.

[Foxpup]

If everyone stopped eating, stopped killing, only loved, we would find all the energy we need within ourselves, and it lasts forever.  When people love, it gives other people more energy, which in turn gives you more energy, creating an ever increasing, ever lasting source of energy.

I'll believe that when you can power a steam engine with your love. Until then, I'll keep eating food, you can keep eating nothing, and we'll see who lives longer.

[myrkul]

How to live forever:
1. Don't die.































There is no 2.
Congratulations, you're immortal! If you ever do die, you're not immortal anymore.

[adamstgBit]

"you don't need food, all you need is love"
dank... go love yourself! 

seriously tho, who put this nonsense in your head?
love is gr8 and all, but COME ON!
Go tell a man who is starving all he needs is love...

[fgervais]

1. Claim you stop eating on Thanksgiving
2. Predict devastation of the East Coast
3. ...
4. Explain that you went on a walk about, stopped eating for a couple hours
5. Explain that you must start eating again to gather strenght to rape your soulmate
6. Explain that the very specific tsunami you predicted that would destroy the East Coast is in fact love
7. ...
8. Profit?

Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...

[repentance]

Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...

I'm sure dank's robo-trips acid dreams are endlessly entertaining to him.  They seem to have distracted him from updating his lending thread to reflect this month's repayments.

[fgervais]

Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...

I'm sure dank's robo-trips acid dreams are endlessly entertaining to him.  They seem to have distracted him from updating his lending thread to reflect this month's repayments.

Yeah, but come on, solving the energy crisis through masturbation is way too much like the kind of stuff a drunken hobo babbles about. If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be affraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.

As for the repayments, we should ask the guy who was in for 75BTC, but my guess is that he has a shinny new Rolex on his wrist at the moment.

[myrkul]

rape your soulmate

...Wait, what?!

[repentance]

As for the repayments, we should ask the guy who was in for 75BTC, but my guess is that he has a shiny new Rolex on his wrist at the moment.

I hope dank's friend has got plenty of things left to sell next time dank's rent is due.

If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be afraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.

Dank Spank, renewable energy at its finest.

[myrkul]

If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be afraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.

Dank Spank, renewable energy at its finest.

Technically, you can do that. Just have Google Maps plot all the sperm banks along your route, and nearby gas stations.

[Third Way]

I want to live forever by dying, and as as I die I'll use magic(magick?), to curse the world, and the living to become a lich.