[NFSW]Topless cleaning service

[btcANGEL]

Topless Spotless - With that many repeated letters, you'll have lots of interesting logo options.

Salt Lick Cleaners - "We'll get your house so clean, you can do body shots on the maid AND the floor!"

Silicone Scrubbers - Get actual scrubbers with your company's contact info on them. Have your employees "accidentally" leave them behind in locations that imply "you naughty boy, you'd better call me to clean up the mess you're about to make". When you need a SFW explanation of your business, show the scrubbers and don't mention the employee dress code.

[CountSparkle]

How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

[rockso]

Whatever is clever and catchy.

[organofcorti]

How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

You should probably keep it clean, subtle and witty. That way customers don't have to be embarrassed when a van with a big "Topless Cleaners Inc." sticker on the side shows up.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

You should probably keep it clean, subtle and witty. That way customers don't have to be embarrassed when a van with a big "Topless Cleaners Inc." sticker on the side shows up.

Exactly what I was thinking when I offered up Dustnam Style oppose to Bustnam Style, but upon now seeing it penned, it doesn't look or seem that bad. That said, a little alteration may be all it needs--Bosam' Style. (variant of bosom, plus variant of em') If you feel Bosom Style would work, fine. The key is that Gangnam Style is all the rage and you should monopolize on that.

Consider using a sexing looking feather duster, one like you've seen a French maid using, as a graphic element oppose to breast.

If a van is going to be the transportation of choice, make sure it's has massive appeal. Any suggestions as to what type or kind of vehicle would be best for this endeavor?

~Bruno K~

[juggalodarkclow]

Tit for Tat Cleaners

Top to Bottom Maid Service

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This would be a neat project to see on BitcoinStarter.

Rumor has it that Erik Voorhees started purposely messing up his desk, with the hope of being this services' first customer. 

[greyhawk]

Naughty Bits.



Thank you and good night.

[TECSHARE]

An Upstanding Maid
Busty Dusters
Dirty Birds Cleaners
Titastic Janitorial Services
Areola Maid
French Connection (have them all wear themed french maid outfits)
Clean House Dirty Mind
Red Rocket Maid
Peaches Cleaners
Ready Maid
Jimmy B. Stiff Housekeeping
Dirty Cleaners
Piece of Class

I think I can win this but there is some pretty stiff competition.

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[gabbergabe]

areola maid is the best

[TheButterZone]

NuClean.us
unfortunately NuCle.us is taken, unless you want to buy it off Petronijevic@gmail.com

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[finkleshnorts]

terrible idea because RAPE

Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.

Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.

[laughingbear]

terrible idea because RAPE

Please don't rape us cleaning service.  I win?

[TheButterZone]

Emergency beacon to bodyguard waiting in van. Bust in and rescue.

[organofcorti]

Emergency beacon to bodyguard waiting in van. Bust in and rescue.

Back OT - this is supposed to be a name for a topless cleaning service, not a name for a topless rescue service. "Bust in and rescue" indeed.

[kasvag0r1an]

There was actually this type of service in my city along while back.
Read it in the classifieds, the ladies were um not very attention grabbing though.
They had strict rules and stuff about no touching the maids, but you can do whatever else.

"We Clean, You Dream"

[vite]

why only woman, have a boy/girl service... never know when they might request a naked handyman...

Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU

----> Don't Worry Be Happy

----> Titty Maid 4U

----> Haleluya Cleaning Service

----> House Keeping 4 Pervs

[01BTC10]

terrible idea because RAPE

Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.

Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

why only woman, have a boy/girl/furry service... never know when they might request a naked fox...

Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU

----> Don't Worry Be Happy

----> Titty Maid 4U

----> Haleluya Cleaning Service

----> House Keeping 4 Pervs

Let's fuck to the chase (pud indented):



kasvag0r1an is correct. If you Google images sexy "French maid" (with quotes only around French maid) you'll see a myriad of services very similar of what you're trying to accomplish with this thread.

But if you somehow tweak the idea, creating a new niche, then the idea gains paws.

For instance, market it similar to a bachelor or bachelorette party or one of those mail-a-gram ideas as a birthday present, or for some other special event. In essence, the service is a gift paid for by the gift giver(s).

You can consider only accepting Bitcoin for payment. And while you're at it, the names of the staff when on site are always the same no matter what region of the country the service is it. And the names will be borrowed from this forum. Bruno is always the name of the guy looking out for the girls while on site. Then there's Maria, Mpoe, Mouse,... mmmmmmmmm!!!

~Bruno K~