Bitcoin Forum
December 16, 2018, 09:33:01 AM *
News: Latest Bitcoin Core release: 0.17.0 [Torrent].
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register More  
Pages: [1]
  Print  
Author Topic: New site with bitcoin jokes - http://bitcoinjokes.vacau.com  (Read 1243 times)
remotemass
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 942
Merit: 1001



View Profile
January 10, 2013, 07:08:24 AM
 #1

I'll keep adding new ones.
Hope you find these amusing  Wink
http://bitcoinjokes.vacau.com

Would be great there was a torrent file of all referenced materials of the paper: "How to Build Time-Lock Encryption" by Tibor Jager. And having its magnet link published on bitcoin blockchain!
1544952781
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1544952781

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1544952781
Reply with quote  #2

1544952781
Report to moderator
1544952781
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1544952781

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1544952781
Reply with quote  #2

1544952781
Report to moderator
PLAY NOW
Advertised sites are not endorsed by the Bitcoin Forum. They may be unsafe, untrustworthy, or illegal in your jurisdiction. Advertise here.
1544952781
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1544952781

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1544952781
Reply with quote  #2

1544952781
Report to moderator
1544952781
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1544952781

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1544952781
Reply with quote  #2

1544952781
Report to moderator
herzmeister
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1764
Merit: 1000



View Profile WWW
January 10, 2013, 12:20:26 PM
 #2

so far, it seems to be a nice collection of anti-jokes  Cheesy

https://localbitcoins.com/?ch=80k | BTC: 1LJvmd1iLi199eY7EVKtNQRW3LqZi8ZmmB
julz
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1092
Merit: 1000



View Profile
January 10, 2013, 02:23:48 PM
 #3

What's the best way to extract Bitcoins from people?

a) rubber-hose cryptanalysis
b) any unspecified investment offering 7% weekly interest or more
c) prepayments for a mining rig with hashrates over 9000 (may be made of cardboard)

Answer: They're all reasonable methods - b) and c) may be slightly less effective due to some people actually reading and even understanding the Bitcoin forums -  and rubber-hose cryptanalysis has the disadvantage that up until now, it hasn't worked over the internet.

But wait!

We've solved the remote-wacking problem with our brilliant new BFH9000 (Big F!@#n Hose 9000) personal mining rig which actually mines coins straight out of your chosen victim's brainwallet!  This amazing technology sucks so hard* on the interweb tubes that it repeatedly whacks your target with their own ethernet cables until they blurt out their private keys which are then recorded and sent directly to your rig. Don't delay! preorder your position in the waiting list now by sending just 100 Bitcoins to the following address:
19gnq3qQyjxRvmnVzi4SCM7pAv666C8cao
We're also taking investments so we can ramp up production of the BFH9000 units.. and will be paying 10% weekly interest!
Just send 1337 BTC to our address, and make sure to list your return address. That's right - we'll pay 10% interest per week to "that" address! Great deal!? You Bet!!

You know we'll pay the interest - because if we didn't - you'd all turn your BFH9000 units on us and force us to. That just proves what top guys we are and what a foolproven investment this is!

* technology guaranteed to be as described.


@electricwings   BM-GtyD5exuDJ2kvEbr41XchkC8x9hPxdFd
Akka
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1204
Merit: 1001



View Profile
January 10, 2013, 02:57:53 PM
 #4

We've solved the remote-wacking problem with our brilliant new BFH9000 (Big F!@#n Hose 9000) personal mining rig which actually mines coins straight out of your chosen victim's brainwallet!  This amazing technology sucks so hard* on the interweb tubes that it repeatedly whacks your target with their own ethernet cables until they blurt out their private keys which are then recorded and sent directly to your rig. Don't delay! preorder your position in the waiting list now by sending just 100 Bitcoins to the following address:
19gnq3qQyjxRvmnVzi4SCM7pAv666C8cao
We're also taking investments so we can ramp up production of the BFH9000 units.. and will be paying 10% weekly interest!
Just send 1337 BTC to our address, and make sure to list your return address. That's right - we'll pay 10% interest per week to "that" address! Great deal!? You Bet!!

You know we'll pay the interest - because if we didn't - you'd all turn your BFH9000 units on us and force us to. That just proves what top guys we are and what a foolproven investment this is!

* technology guaranteed to be as described.

The perfect Bitcoin Product.

I hope is also annoyingly loud and heats you entire apartment up.

All previous versions of currency will no longer be supported as of this update
adamstgBit
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1904
Merit: 1002


Trusted Bitcoiner


View Profile WWW
January 10, 2013, 11:19:58 PM
 #5

your momma is so stupid, she sold her bitcoin, to buy a bitcoin T-shirt. Kiss

bbit
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000


Bitcoin


View Profile
January 10, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
 #6

your momma is so stupid, she sold her bitcoin, to buy a bitcoin T-shirt. Kiss

haha this ^^ !


           █████████████████     ████████
          █████████████████     ████████
         █████████████████     ████████
        █████████████████     ████████
       ████████              ████████
      ████████              ████████
     ████████     ███████  ████████     ████████
    ████████     █████████████████     ████████
   ████████     █████████████████     ████████
  ████████     █████████████████     ████████
 ████████     █████████████████     ████████
████████     ████████  ███████     ████████
            ████████              ████████
           ████████              ████████
          ████████     █████████████████
         ████████     █████████████████
        ████████     █████████████████
       ████████     █████████████████
▄▄
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██     
██
██
▬▬ THE LARGEST & MOST TRUSTED ▬▬
      BITCOIN SPORTSBOOK     
   ▄▄
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██
██     
██
██
             ▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▄
     ▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀        ▀▄▄▄▄           
▄▀▀▀▀                 █   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄
█                    ▀▄          █
 █   ▀▌     ██▄        █          █               
 ▀▄        ▐████▄       █        █
  █        ███████▄     ▀▄       █
   █      ▐████▄█████████████████████▄
   ▀▄     ███████▀                  ▀██
    █      ▀█████    ▄▄        ▄▄    ██
     █       ▀███   ████      ████   ██
     ▀▄        ██    ▀▀        ▀▀    ██
      █        ██        ▄██▄        ██
       █       ██        ▀██▀        ██
       ▀▄      ██    ▄▄        ▄▄    ██
        █      ██   ████      ████   ██
         █▄▄▄▄▀██    ▀▀        ▀▀    ██
               ██▄                  ▄██
                ▀████████████████████▀




  CASINO  ●  DICE  ●  POKER   
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
   24 hour Customer Support   

▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
julz
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1092
Merit: 1000



View Profile
January 11, 2013, 12:34:11 AM
 #7

Did you hear the one about the stripper who tried working for Bitcoins?

She kept showing her privates and her horde went down on her every night.  

@electricwings   BM-GtyD5exuDJ2kvEbr41XchkC8x9hPxdFd
julz
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1092
Merit: 1000



View Profile
January 11, 2013, 01:27:57 AM
 #8

Did you hear about the stoner who got into Bitcoin mining?

He was doing blocks of hash while hashing blocks, and blew what he mined on blowing his mind.




@electricwings   BM-GtyD5exuDJ2kvEbr41XchkC8x9hPxdFd
julz
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1092
Merit: 1000



View Profile
January 11, 2013, 01:28:40 AM
 #9

How many Bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them: but only one locks it in place and the others approve of the result even though they made it difficult.

@electricwings   BM-GtyD5exuDJ2kvEbr41XchkC8x9hPxdFd
julz
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1092
Merit: 1000



View Profile
January 15, 2013, 12:43:52 AM
 #10

Thanks to whoever sent the 5 *thousand* satoshi 'investment' Wink

The transaction is curious..
http://blockchain.info/tx-index/42852608/8e1ee8f326c9514bb8231c3c09dc4dae6d5c52e02592f914805803119e9d1bc2

Oodles of tiny payments from 18SaGKDdzect9FqTEQ3k3Rgcj4gggwD34E in the one transaction.
..most of them well under 0.001 BTC

What is this?  Some sort of automatic Bitcoin faucet that spreads the love around to addresses it scrapes off the net?


@electricwings   BM-GtyD5exuDJ2kvEbr41XchkC8x9hPxdFd
Spaceman_Spiff
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1638
Merit: 1000


₪``Campaign Manager´´₪


View Profile
January 15, 2013, 01:24:16 AM
 #11

Did you hear about the stoner who got into Bitcoin mining?

He was doing blocks of hash while hashing blocks, and blew what he mined on blowing his mind.


I find that one pretty clever actually.  I wasn't rofl-ing, but it is nifty  Wink
Elwar
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 2674
Merit: 1310


Viva Ut Vivas


View Profile WWW
January 15, 2013, 08:51:41 AM
 #12

1: Knock Knock
2: Who's there?
1: CP
2: CP who?
1: You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!

PM me if you are ready to actually start seasteading.
thefiniteidea
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Activity: 520
Merit: 515


"In Us We Trust"


View Profile
January 16, 2013, 04:25:17 AM
 #13

So a new thread over at the Bitcoin Foundation has requested entries for an updated weusecoins-type video...
naturally, I spent the last few hours on goanimate creating my masterpiece:

Bitcoin: A Love Story

 Tongue

https://twitter.com/thefiniteidea

14jNCND1PemxxHD17m2gGjScrPHWcVmduP
Pages: [1]
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Sponsored by , a Bitcoin-accepting VPN.
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!