How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?

[clangtrump]

I would say "who are you?who am i?what am i doing there?" To the people around me just to see there faces..

[kaeluxdeuz]

first to do after a coma, i would wanna take a bath! yeah because im smelling like trash now.

[pinoycash]

After waking up from coma, i will immediately check my BTC stash to see if its still intact and check the BTC price

[gampher]

I will make a post on BCT

[hochre]

How f*cking old am I now? Aliens arrived?

[Davids123]

Like most of us, i will check the BTC price 

[gregyoung14]

Like most of us, i will check the BTC price 

Hahaha! And check my wallet how much BTC i have!

[truckerJoe]

hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is?

When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.

Dunno, something better to avoid.

yeah but what if her other person is a woman
wouldnt that be nice?

[ukasyah]

I'd see my mother first then eat and see my handphone haha

[jonathgb25]

Check if the environment was good af before when I got into coma state and if it was better, I'd live with it.

[electronicash]

i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?

[arbitrage]

i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?

After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..

[lister storm]

i hope this will not happen as most probably i would get really depressed

[mikehersh2]

First i would ask to see my parents, and have my friends and family come visit me. I would also want to know any current (past) events I had missed. Then I would continue on my journey of saving the world and ridding it of evil.

[squatz1]

BUY ZE BITCOINS
Or still try to make that time travel machine to buy bitcoins at a very low price.

[electronicash]

i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?

After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..

Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause 

[arbitrage]

This topic is hilarious.
After such experience every man have problems with time and space, What has happened, and other questions are only what can be on mind.
This what why is very important to have support from family, and they must be there if awakening happens..

[Code47]

I would claim I was hit by some rappers lamborghini and sue him lol

[ontrackk]

i would be sad as a lot of my time would be wasted

[West man]

probably want to watch tv to keep up with the current events that i miss.