Best way to turn 30 btc into 300 btc? (URGENT)

[bathrobehero]

I am not bad with money, most of the money I have made in the past came from me being a reckless idiot. But most of the money I have lost has also happened due to me being a reckless idiot too

You're not investing anything, what you're doing is called gambling. If you gamble with money you can't afford to lose or you can't stop gambling then you have a problem.

Even if you were to magically turn that 30 BTC into 300, you'd fuck it up again eventually because you're completely lost touch with reality.
If you don't see that now then you might see it once you're life eventually hits rock bottom when all the lies uncover, people stop trusting you and you go broke.

Then you might realize your errors which will hopefully make you a better person or you'll keep being an irresponsible dumbass.

[carajillu]

Buy IOTA with this 30 BTC, sell when they reach 300 BTC or wait until more, will be in exchanges soon.

[DidUSmash]

You clearly stupid and spoiled so no not surprising that no one helps.

I am not spoiled man. The only reason my parents give me money is because they believe I'm an investment whizz. They dont give me money to splash, only to invest.

if you was in possesion of that cash you would do opposite and probably you would have 120k instead of 90k.

You're right. I only have 30 btc left. Not exactly peasant territory, but I certainly can't say that I only have 30 btc to my name in public. My image would be destroyed, my investors will become disenchanted and my parents will lose all trust in me

my ability to make money will be tainted somewhat

Sorry. It's over for him and it will take a while to grasp that.

~CfA~

What do you get out of being so mean?

It's never over, I have lost money in the past and bounced back and I am sure i can do it again. All I need is some helpfull pointers from you guys

You're not investing anything, what you're doing is called gambling. If you gamble with money you can't afford to lose or you can't stop gambling then you have a problem.

Even if you were to magically turn that 30 BTC into 300, you'd fuck it up again eventually because you're completely lost touch with reality.
If you don't see that now then you might see it once you're life eventually hits rock bottom when all the lies uncover, people stop trusting you and you go broke.

Then you might realize your errors which will hopefully make you a better person or you'll keep being an irresponsible dumbass.

Investment is gambling

Appreciate your opinion... harsh.. but not as harsh as what my family will say if I fail to return their money

With this much money, you shouldn't be trading altcoins bro. You should be building them.

Go to Koinkartel.com see if they'll accept your 30 BTC. That is your only option. 300 BTC is nothing compared to what you'll earn when you turn into a pump and dump cash monger

Your saying that there is a difference between developing and trading an alt? How so?

How do developers make their money and is it more or less than the amounts that traders/investors make?

[Amadues]

a 10x gain is really high... high yield high risk... I think you should limit your target, or maybe try a lower performance. For example buy a gambling site and you can try to get more of you invested, or try to create some website by your self!

[From Above]

Sorry. It's over for him and it will take a while to grasp that.

~CfA~

What do you get out of being so mean?

It's never over, I have lost money in the past and bounced back and I am sure i can do it again. All I need is some helpfull pointers from you guys

I'm not mean, just sharing life experience. U're not the first of that kind I've seen.

First they try to bath themselves in delusion that they'll get out of their extreme failure before the real crash comes

U asked for help here so I give u help. I don't sugarcoat cuz that won't help anything

If u're telling the truth here (u most likely don't if u're even lying in ur parents face on a daily basis and are not a troll) and want to do something then accept the truth and change ur life. There is no real alternative. U can only run away for so long. This time u're at the end of the path.

I'm also not sorry for you at all. Sorry about that. How many more chances do you want? You've had enough.

~CfA~

[From Above]

I second this

Been there and done that. Once you start developing you'll never go back, it's a goldmine. Koinkartel is only an option if you dont know how to develop or have never released a currency before

But if you can bootstrap some shit together yourself then by all means do it. It's the only way in all of crypto for you to turn 30 btc into 300 btc

very good thread to have the shady ppl exposed

U'll enjoy red trust on ur profile very shortly my nifty boy

~CfA~

[DidUSmash]

Pump and dumping isn't your "thing." But getting dumped on is?

It's not a secret, everyone does it

You have lost more than 90 grand bruh all via trading other people's "shit coins." So, if you lost 90K, that means someone else MADE 90K (the person who dumped his coins on you)

and you are just one person, imagine how many other bozos lost their money in this fashion

By trading you will only continue to lose. Take your 30 BTC, and buy a coin from koinkartel.com they'll pump the life out of it and you'll have your 300btcs in a month

Stop bitching and complaining

I second this

Been there and done that. Once you start developing you'll never go back, it's a goldmine. Koinkartel is only an option if you dont know how to develop or have never released a currency before

But if you can bootstrap some shit together yourself then by all means do it. It's the only way in all of crypto for you to turn 30 btc into 300 btc

Last time I checked, they charge 58 btc for the full works. Maybe they'll give you a deal if you give them this sob story though lol

That's one thing where I will draw the line at. Pumping an dumping is not my thing, I have said that a few times already. Karmically I'm sure there'd be consequences.

I am surprised that no one here has any solutions.

All I have seen is 1) stop trading, join the pumpers 2) trade even more to make back your losses 3) it's impossible

There must be some more solutions out there that you guys are holding out on

Maybe you dont want to say it publicly, you can pm me if this is the case. If your idea makes sense, I can gain access to loads more money and maybe we can hit the market hard and see what happens

I am in urgent need of assistance here, seriously. 30 BTC is not adequate enough for me, it is a mere 10% of what was lent to me and the time is coming now for me to deliver "returns" to my parents. 30 BTC is not enough, this is suicide money because it's better for me to jump off a bridge than to admit to these losses

Today I made another fake journey to the post office, and the most disgusting thing about this is eventually I am going to run out of petty cash to pay for fuel for my car to continue making these fake journeys

I drive around 12 hours a day all over the city so that my parents will think that business is booming

Dire straits here guys, I need some of you wealthy lurkers to make some posts here and point me in the right direction

NO i will no join the pumpers

I will only engage in ethical ventures

[BitcoinSupremo]

Since I personally think you are trolling big time in here, here is my last resource for your small left coins. I have a free tips thread in the gambling section of this forum with very much high accuracy rate, have started since february and I am still in profit and all of those who followed me.  
You can try your luck with my tips for this left coins, its better than trading


On  a serious note, thats quite impossible to turn 30 into 300 BTC in just 2 months time.

[caberum]

Today I made another fake journey to the post office, and the most disgusting thing about this is eventually I am going to run out of petty cash to pay for fuel for my car to continue making these fake journeys

I drive around 12 hours a day all over the city so that my parents will think that business is booming

Said every altcoin trader after his first year in crypto

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Dude, if you are not trolling you need to get a grip.  Listen vuduchyld, From Above and bathrobehero. 
While there can be a fine line between investment, speculation and gambling, you are obviously just gambling with your money.  That would be ok if it was money you could miss, but you decided to gamble away other people's money.  Please stop telling yourself you are a savvy investor. In this thread you are almost asking to be scammed (" am desperate, give me tips to get unrealistic gains quickly" --> seriously dog?  Prepare for the nigerian princes to start sending you personal messages about their favorite little coin).  Stop throwing away the money of the people around you.  The most likely scenario is that you will keep trying to weasel your way out of this mess, but end up completely broke.  The chances of getting back that money are very slim, but since you are a degenerate gambler, you'll probably play those bad odds anyway.  Please don't.  Be a man and face reality before you hit the absolute rock bottom.

[tiggytomb]

If only it was that easy we would all be sitting pretty with no need to work.  If you find a way share it with the rest of us so we can join you on a sunny beach somewhere.

Serious note, cut your losses and just learn from the mistake and be happy you are left with something.

[alyssa85]

You're not talking about making 2% profit in 1 year, you're talking about 1000% in 2 months...

Yes 1000% is exactly what I need to make in 2 months, or else I am fucked.

Nobody can make 1000% in 2 months, not even the professional investors. Sell your losing alts, and get a job. Then perhaps you stand a chance of earning back the money you lost.

[bigfryguy]

Its easy, create your own project with a nifty New age name,  turn it into an ICO with a ton of promises about the future, usea ll that you have left to buy into your own ICO (dont worry you get all that BTC back)  use the ICO money to pump your coin, while selling into the suckers that believe its gonna be the Next BTC.

[DidUSmash]

Nobody can make 1000% in 2 months, not even the professional investors. Sell your losing alts, and get a job. Then perhaps you stand a chance of earning back the money you lost.

No one in my family has been an employee before, this isn't something that I'd be able to explore. I dont think I will earn enough to cover even my 5 year xbox live subscription with "a job."

I have already sold out of all my positions, all I am holding onto is 30 BTC. I am writing this post while sitting in my car in the parking lot of walmart. My parents think I am out meeting with potential investors and new suppliers.

Dude, if you are not trolling you need to get a grip.  Listen vuduchyld, From Above and bathrobehero.  
While there can be a fine line between investment, speculation and gambling, you are obviously just gambling with your money.  That would be ok if it was money you could miss, but you decided to gamble away other people's money.  Please stop telling yourself you are a savvy investor. In this thread you are almost asking to be scammed (" am desperate, give me tips to get unrealistic gains quickly" --> seriously dog?  Prepare for the nigerian princes to start sending you personal messages about their favorite little coin).  Stop throwing away the money of the people around you.  The most likely scenario is that you will keep trying to weasel your way out of this mess, but end up completely broke.  The chances of getting back that money are very slim, but since you are a degenerate gambler, you'll probably play those bad odds anyway.  Please don't.  Be a man and face reality before you hit the absolute rock bottom.

I don't know what impression you're getting of me but, believe me, it is the most reckless investors that make the most money. All that has happened here is I got a little too carried away and lost 90% of my holdings. This really isn't a big deal for me as I have done stuff like this in the past and each time I have bounced back... I am a member of 7 other investment based forums, I have pledged this question on all of them today and it seems this community is maybe the most negative

1000% returns are not impossible, I got more than this in 2013 with bitcoin/usd alone. What I am asking for today is for one of you wealthy lurkers that only have 4 posts that is reading this very post and laughing your ass off at my shambles of an investment career, to reveal your secrets and let me know how to generate a 10x return within the next month. That is all

Its easy, create your own project with a nifty New age name,  turn it into an ICO with a ton of promises about the future, usea ll that you have left to buy into your own ICO (dont worry you get all that BTC back)  use the ICO money to pump your coin, while selling into the suckers that believe its gonna be the Next BTC.

Everyone keeps saying this, is it really that easy?

Pump and dumping isn't your "thing." But getting dumped on is?

It's not a secret, everyone does it

You have lost more than 90 grand bruh all via trading other people's "shit coins." So, if you lost 90K, that means someone else MADE 90K (the person who dumped his coins on you)

and you are just one person, imagine how many other bozos lost their money in this fashion

By trading you will only continue to lose. Take your 30 BTC, and buy a coin from koinkartel.com they'll pump the life out of it and you'll have your 300btcs in a month

Stop bitching and complaining

I second this

Been there and done that. Once you start developing you'll never go back, it's a goldmine. Koinkartel is only an option if you dont know how to develop or have never released a currency before

But if you can bootstrap some shit together yourself then by all means do it. It's the only way in all of crypto for you to turn 30 btc into 300 btc

Last time I checked, they charge 58 btc for the full works. Maybe they'll give you a deal if you give them this sob story though lol

I have just seen their video https://vimeo.com/160515653 it seems to me that it isn't actually pump and dump that they do, more market making stuff which is just a wall street term for pump and dump lol

Will they service me even though I only have 30 btc?


 

[BlacksmithCorporation]

Do this, and this alone. It has nothing to do with bitcoin. But it will make you quite wealthy in short order.

Find an airport near you that has a Rolex Boutique. Go to that Boutique, and then buy 10 Rolex Datejust watches. They will all be duty free + you will get a severe discount because you're buying in bulk.

Now, here is where the magic happens.

Let's say each watch averages out at the price of $4,000 - this would be only £2,717 in GBP.

BUT, there is a uk based website known as Gumtree where I used to sell this exact model at £4,500 (sometimes higher.) Because all of my watches were brand new, still in the box, certificate, receipt etc so there was no haggling. Each and every person paid me my £4,500 even though I only spent $4,000 per watch (£2,717)

This is a £2,000 profit per watch. £2,000 * 10 = £20,000 ($29,434 usd) - a near 100% return per sale

Do this a few times before the end of the year and you'll have made your $90,000 in no time

All you need is an agent in the UK to conduct the sales. You're already in the dropshipping game, so this should be a simple thing. Or you can perhaps take a trip to the UK yourself stay there for the rest of the year, and let the money pile in

[thevampireskilledit]

30btc -> simplefx -> long gold on max leverage right now, close around 1290.
Profit about 150 coins.

150 btc -> simplefx -> short gold max leverage at 1295 close around 1220.
profit 660btc

Should be done by the end of summer.

[DidUSmash]

Do this, and this alone. It has nothing to do with bitcoin. But it will make you quite wealthy in short order.

Find an airport near you that has a Rolex Boutique. Go to that Boutique, and then buy 10 Rolex Datejust watches. They will all be duty free + you will get a severe discount because you're buying in bulk.

Now, here is where the magic happens.

Let's say each watch averages out at the price of $4,000 - this would be only £2,717 in GBP.

BUT, there is a uk based website known as Gumtree where I used to sell this exact model at £4,500 (sometimes higher.) Because all of my watches were brand new, still in the box, certificate, receipt etc so there was no haggling. Each and every person paid me my £4,500 even though I only spent $4,000 per watch (£2,717)

This is a £2,000 profit per watch. £2,000 * 10 = £20,000 ($29,434 usd) - a near 100% return per sale

Do this a few times before the end of the year and you'll have made your $90,000 in no time

All you need is an agent in the UK to conduct the sales. You're already in the dropshipping game, so this should be a simple thing. Or you can perhaps take a trip to the UK yourself stay there for the rest of the year, and let the money pile in

This is what I do professionally, but I am looking for something that isn't physical and doesn't involve me "jumping on a plane" and moving to london for 6 months with only 20 cents in my pocket. No thanks (but, good idea)

Besides I only have 30 BTC this is $13,400 dollars. I'd only be able to purchase three units of those watches. Hardly a bulk order

I am looking for something lightweight. Something crypto currency based that will alow me to monitor my investment from afar and generate a 10x return over the next month. This is critical

30btc -> simplefx -> long gold on max leverage right now.

This is gambling man

I don't have any control on the price of gold. What if it goes down, then what will you say to me? lol

No more gambling / trading for me. I need to do something where I have more control

[cryptohunter]

Only long shots will ever return this kind of profit in this time frame. It will be gambling pure and simple. You will likely lose the rest. I have been in a similar position although only with my own funds not borrowed from anyone else so the pressure was not as bad as it is for your right now. If you are not a troll and telling the truth of your plight. I now employ much less risky trading processes and have almost got back to square one although it has been a long annoying slog.

Best chance locate 3 good/so to be good alts that are under the radar and hope they move on to the radar in that time frame. I have my eye on 2 like this but they are high risk and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending them at this point to someone in your position. It's all pretty much a guessing game although some clues can be found with enough searching around. The problem here like anywhere is the manipulation so even if you locate a real gem it is probably going to be held down whilst other less deserving projects take moonshots over and over.

[DidUSmash]

Only long shots will ever return this kind of profit in this time frame. It will be gambling pure and simple. You will likely lose the rest. I have been in a similar position although only with my own funds not borrowed from anyone else so the pressure was not as bad as it is for your right now. If you are not a troll and telling the truth of your plight. I now employ much less risky trading processes and have almost got back to square one although it has been a long annoying slog.

Best chance locate 3 good/so to be good alts that are under the radar and hope they move on to the radar in that time frame. I have my eye on 2 like this but they are high risk and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending them at this point to someone in your position. It's all pretty much a guessing game although some clues can be found with enough searching around. The problem here like anywhere is the manipulation so even if you locate a real gem it is probably going to be held down whilst other less deserving projects take moonshots over and over.

What if I just buy someone's premine for 30 BTC and then try and go from there?

Then just buy an altcoin from the koin kartel and run an ico and pull 1000 btc, this is your only alternative. You talk about "morals" but if you had any morals to begin with, you wouldn't have squandered your parents money lol

I don't know if they'll have anything for you being that you only have 30 btc, but Lex is a cool guy. I'm sure you'll be able to bargain with him and work out a deal

Or just use that 30 BTC to buy a revolver so that you can stick up all the local banks in your area. Practically the same thing as an altcoin presale... only you'll be at risk of getting disarmed by some bank's security personnel, tazered and beaten violently

An ico really is bank robbery 2.0. Virtual bank robbery ahaha

I have sent them an email now. Just waiting to hear back from them, how long do they usually take to get back?

[bathrobehero]

gyus, its just a big fat troll, who sitting at home and laughing at  what you have written here. It seems like some dudes at that forum first day in the internet.
Or, if he isnt troll, he can prove to us that he has this 30 BTC.

It's fine if he's a troll because that means everyone's having fun.

I don't know what impression you're getting of me but, believe me, it is the most reckless investors that make the most money. All that has happened here is I got a little too carried away and lost 90% of my holdings.

Man, I wish I was still playing poker with you at my table.

An ico really is bank robbery 2.0. Virtual bank robbery ahaha

Just because people are greedy sheeps being fine with throwing money at random people and get burned over and over doesn't mean it's the same. Though you could be right that it's probably just as profitable.