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Funny Story:
That chick in the picture is ULTRA famous.
She went super crazy viral and caused Chef Ramsay to cancel his TV show "Kitchen Nightmares"
And take a wild guess who she ran into first on the internet when her mega famous episode aired ?
Yup of all people on the whole entire web she had the misfortune of bumping into me online.
Her restaurant was featured on Kitchen Nightmares..
Kitchen Nightmares US - S06E16 - Amy’s Baking Company (2013)
That was the season finally and after that Ramsay announced he was killing off the show with 1 last season.
The last season started with Kitchen Nightmares - S07E01 - Return To Amys Baking Company (2014)
Where he tried to let her and her husband redeem themselves.. which didn't work.
My connection was that the TV show aired in Canada first !
And like many of my favorite TV shows i download them via torrents ASAP.
Which means we pirates get to see stuff as soon as the first release region gets it..
So what happened was it aired with a big gap in CAN compared to later on in the USA.
So i watched.. I WAS FUCKING STUNNED !
Like holy fuck that was one hell of an episode .. hilarious !
That bitch is a lunatic.
So.. i immediately hit the web and started poking around to see more on her shit.
First i went to the site Yelp and just as i expected guess who was there ?
yup.. Amy was on there using various fake accounts lying her ass off about her restaurant.
She was caught.
She also had a rather obvious pattern going on..
Since she is manic & compulsive and can not keep her lunatic mouth shut..
It's easy to spot her..
So next..
I went on over to IMDB and i posted the very first topic on that episode of the show in the forums.
Laughing at the cow and her crazy bullshit.
Seconds after i hit submit some women gave me a super rant of rants for the ages.
calling me hater ROFL
YUP Amy vs Spoetnik !
ding ding ding ..it was on !
Meanwhile virtually no one on earth had seen the damn show yet except for a few of us in Canada and none of which went to IMDB yet.
long story short i relished in putting this mouthy cow in her place.
it was crystal clear beyond any shadow of a doubt it was her for a multitude of reasons.
She was there WAITING to do damage control after the TV show aired.
Problem was..
Spoetnik was there first in line to kick start her viral internet celebrity status.
I had my fun ..it was like batting a retarded mouse around before the cat eats it
the chick is an obnoxious loud mouth moron that mentally terrorized and ripped off her employees and cheated customers.. occasionally even coming close to beating them up (as seen on the show)
She deserved NO MERCY and i gave her NONE
Then..
The show aired in the USA and ohhh my fucking GOD did it blow up !
She went mega viral and there was meme's galore and even a pile of fan made movies about here etc.
People were going to her restaurant after as they said simply to witness the drama and bad customer treatment etc.
Yup she got the "obsessive" Spoetnik treatment ROFL
And i felt honored the dumb cunt called me a hater like 10 times too hahahhah
You don't want to run into Spoetnik on a dark internet alley 
PS:I said "PS" + "LOL" etc..
I also typed in "Poem Form"
I also dished up some bad grammorz.
..so you know it's an authentic "
obsessive" Spoetnik Rant™
Accept no substitutes or imitations.. demand the real deal !
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Don't settle for just any 2 bit amateur level Rantology.
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Call me a hater and maybe go buy a $45,000.00 Nascar paint job about it LOL
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